The Best Man

for everything, players. 685 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,645 We're in the real world now, man. 686 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,648 The real world. Real things. 687 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:48,734 Bang. 688 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,322 I don't give a damn what y'all say. 689 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,617 Ain't nothing natural about no monogamy. 690 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,787 God did not intend for us to be with just one person. 691 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:03,332 If he had, he wouldn't have given us all this sperm. 692 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:06,502 These bitches would not outnumber us the way that they do. 693 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:07,962 Okay, okay. 694 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,423 Are you a philosophy major now? 695 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,924 He is a bullshit artist. 696 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,592 LANCE: Thank you. 697 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,182 MURCH: What, nigger? Fuck y'all, man. 698 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,393 Y'all know as well as I do, ain't nothing better 699 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,311 than some pussy, except some new pussy. 700 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,939 LANCE: He's got a point there. 701 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,691 (ALL LAUGHING) 702 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,943 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 703 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,112 Plus, you can't trust these bitches anyway. 704 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:35,239 They just as scandalous as us niggers. 705 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,492 Oh, not all women, player. Not all women. 706 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,998 Oh, so, you don't think that Mia's ever got with other dudes? 707 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,793 I'm the first, the last and the only. 708 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,004 Really? 709 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,505 Really. 710 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,680 How do you know this? 711 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:06,228 'Cause the pussy curves to my dick. That's how I know. 712 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,440 Besides, I know my little angel, man. 713 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,527 You mean to tell me with all the sticking 714 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,738 and moving that you've done, 715 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:20,409 you don't think that Mia's ever tippy-toed out the door on you once? 716 00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:22,244 No. 717 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,331 Quentin, just play. 718 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:34,590 If she did go out and get a little swerve on, 719 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,219 don't you think she'd be well within her rights? 720 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,016 It's karma, baby. 721 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,544 Gotta take a piss. 722 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,260 Why did you have to do that? 723 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,805 Whose hand is it? 724 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,938 QUENTIN: Honestly, have you ever fooled around with a girl? 725 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,607 What do you mean? Yes, you have. 726 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,444 That night I met you, you was talking... 727 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:40,030 Hold on a second. What's up? 728 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,826 The book. I don't know, man. I'm talking. 729 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,328 Go on, man. It's in there. 730 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,664 QUENTIN: Yeah, I'm back. 731 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,293 You didn't mess around with a girl. 732 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,628 Ever mess around with two guys at once? 733 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,923 Not even in high school? 734 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,636 Phew. Here we go. 735 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,724 Yo! You best get your own copy, player. 736 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:09,935 I was just feeling a little overprotective of my stuff. 737 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:13,397 It's too late for that. I cannot wait to read this mug. 738 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,107 I know it's gonna be tight. 739 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,650 Well, you know... 740 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,486 Help yourself, man. 741 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,449 Look at you, man. You know you're blessed, right? 742 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,326 The Lord is smiling on you, bro. 743 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,912 Lance, dead that, man. I make it happen. 744 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:32,249 Not some heavenly being in the clouds possessing me. 745 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:33,500 Know what I'm saying? Me. 746 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,752 You're ignorant. You know that, dawg? 747 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:37,546 How do you think we're as fortunate as we are, man? 748 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,340 Any one of us. We could be poor, 749 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:42,092 homeless, out on the street with nothing. 750 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,387 Lance, tuxedo fitting tomorrow? 751 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,850 Yeah, man. We gotta push it back till 5:00 752 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,728 'cause Mia's got a laundry list of things for this brother. 753