The Banshees of Inisherin

Please, don't talk to me 496 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,616 no more, Pádraic. Please. 497 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,576 I'm begging you. 498 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,495 - But... - JONJO: Shush, like, Pádraic. 499 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,872 - Just, you know, shush, like. - Yeah, I'd shush, like. 500 00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:43,666 I will shush. 501 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:48,170 Except me and me sister were thinking 502 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:50,798 (SOFTLY) you might just be a bit depressed, Colm. 503 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:55,386 And I tell you this much, fingers just confirms it. 504 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,181 Don't you think, Colm? 505 00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:02,601 Starting from now. 506 00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,240 (DOOR OPENS) 507 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:20,327 (DOOR CLOSES) 508 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,246 Well, I never heard the like. 509 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,873 I never heard the like. He must really not like you, Pádraic. 510 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,333 Fingers! 511 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:27,835 Jesus. He's serious, lads. 512 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:29,003 JONJO: He is serious! 513 00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:30,796 You can see it in his eyes he's serious. 514 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,589 Just because he thinks you're dull. 515 00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:33,924 That's going overboard! 516 00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:35,759 Who told you about the dull? 517 00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:40,055 Well, I overheard it. Like, what was I supposed to do? 518 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,765 I don't think you're dull. 519 00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:43,976 And jeez, if I was to cut something off meself 520 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:47,396 for every dull person that came in here, I'd only have me head left. 521 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,023 Do you think I'm dull, Gerry? 522 00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,107 No. 523 00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:52,860 That said, 524 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:57,114 I did think the two of ye always made a funny pairing, like. 525 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:59,199 - No, we didn't. - JONJO: Yeah, ye did. 526 00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:00,909 Ye did. Obviously, ye did. 527 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:03,787 'Cause now he'd rather maim himself than talk to ya. 528 00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:05,914 Colm was always more of a thinker. 529 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:06,999 Huh? 530 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,876 Why's every... I think. 531 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,002 Ah, you don't, Pádraic. 532 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,712 - You don't, Pádraic. - Your sister does. 533 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,714 - Your sister does, aye. Siobhán does. - You're more of a... 534 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,132 You're more of a... What is he? 535 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,176 You're more one of life's good guys. 536 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:20,679 You're more one of life's good guys, aye. Apart from when you're drunk. 537 00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:22,389 Apart from when you're drunk, aye. 538 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:25,851 I used to think that'd be a nice thing to be. 539 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,103 One of life's good guys. 540 00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:30,856 And now, it sounds like the worst thing I ever heard. 541 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,191 Ah, don't take it like that, Pádraic. 542 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:34,109 Don't take it like that, Pádraic. 543 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:35,569 We're on your side. 544 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,031 (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) 545 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,293 What are you smiling at? 546 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,385 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 547 00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:18,570 What's this mope so mopey for? He's just a fecking man, lads! 548 00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,155 A fat, ginger man! 549 00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:22,157 Ay yi yi. 550 00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:25,494 I'll tell ya this much. Ye two are awful mopey hosts. 551 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,122 Luckily, you won't have to put up with us more than one night, so, 552 00:37:28,205 --> 00:37:29,832 and try eatin' with your mouth closed. 553 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,333 Where are we now, France? 554 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:32,793 Will you tell him, Pádraic? 555 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,254 Aye, stop being a little fecking bollocks, Dominic. 556 00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:37,339 No. Just about the mouth thing. 557 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:42,010 Colm Doherty and his fat fecking fingers. 558 00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:43,178 He probably wouldn't even be able 559 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,638 to cut through the blubber on them fingers. 560 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:46,849 Would you not want him to have to do the one finger 561 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,267 to see if he was bluffing, like? 562 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:49,435 No, we wouldn't. 563 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:50,519 That's what I'd have him do, 564 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,980 I'd have him do the one finger to see if