Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain

What do you mean? 756 00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,082 No, I just... 757 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,542 There's a party going on out there, 758 00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:13,002 - and now we're in this tent. - Yeah. 759 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,546 But I-I mean, I'm not mad. I... 760 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,007 Just funny, like, I feel like I should be, like, nervous, 761 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:20,969 but, like, I... yeah, I feel like I like you. 762 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,430 Oh. 763 00:29:24,514 --> 00:29:26,223 Well, I like you. 764 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,310 We're on a date. 765 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,063 Taylor, truth or dare? 766 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:36,776 Truth. 767 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,987 What is your worst memory, like, ever? 768 00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:42,114 So, wait, what are the rules again? 769 00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,575 Okay, so the game is you have to sing as earnest as you can, 770 00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:45,868 and it has to be an original song. 771 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,244 - You... - No jokes. 772 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:48,871 - Okay. Okay, but you go first. - No funny voice. 773 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,081 - You go first. You go first. - Okay. 774 00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:53,000 ♪ Boy, you got me going crazy ♪ 775 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:55,002 ♪ You're making me feel loco ♪ 776 00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,712 ♪ Sexual seduction ♪ 777 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,422 ♪ That's what I like ♪ 778 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:01,634 ♪ You know what, you can't guess where my underwear is ♪ 779 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,803 ♪ I've hid 'em in this room ♪ 780 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,721 ♪ You better find them ♪ 781 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,891 ♪ Here's a broom. ♪ 782 00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:09,934 To find them. 783 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,686 Oh, my God. 784 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:13,604 That's, like, something I'm working on. 785 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:14,772 - Now you go. - You're gonna make fun. 786 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,816 - It's embarrassing. - Okay. 787 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,610 ♪ You always on my mind ♪ 788 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,738 ♪ I'm running out of time, girl ♪ 789 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:25,741 ♪ She smoking on all I like ♪ 790 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,159 ♪ Smoking all day, all night ♪ 791 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:31,455 ♪ And I say, "Quit that, put it down now" ♪ 792 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:33,916 ♪ But she doesn't, so I go over there ♪ 793 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,626 ♪ So I go over to brush her hair ♪ 794 00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:39,631 ♪ She says, "Get off of me, you left me months ago." ♪ 795 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:44,302 I definitely believe in God. 796 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:45,595 Mm. 797 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:47,138 Do you have a good relationship with your dad? 798 00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:48,472 - No. - See, I told you, 799 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:49,974 you look so good with your hair slicked back. 800 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,225 I don't think that it looks good. 801 00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:52,685 I don't think I can pull it off. 802 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:53,894 It looks really good. 803 00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:55,563 You're, like, the hottest guy. 804 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,024 - Are you serious? - Mm, yeah. 805 00:30:58,108 --> 00:30:59,942 Hotter than Johnny Knoxville? 806 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,819 Yeah. Definitely. 807 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,155 - What about Steve-O? - Yeah. 808 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,407 And he's, like, my ultimate celebrity crush. 809 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,075 That feels good. 810 00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:10,786 So you know how older ladies have this great place 811 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,830 where they can come and socialize and gab? 812 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,832 And so I got to thinking, 813 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,792 why don't little boys have a place like that? 814 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,836 Why is it just little boys? I'm confused. 815 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,421 This would just be little boys and Ben. 816 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,506 You sound like you got a little Never Neverland crackin' 817 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,383 - but you get a haircut at the end. - No, no, no. 818 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:26,136 Hold it really tight. 819 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:29,680 Three of hearts. 820 00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,307 Oh, my God. 821 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:33,726 What is the saddest thought you can think of right now? 822 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,687 My grandma will never make out with anyone ever again. 823 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:39,315 That's so sweet that that's your saddest thought. 824 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,447 - I didn't fart once, okay? - I can smell it. 825 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:49,241 You farted your ass all the way around this goddamn campsite. 826