Fanboys

00:29:13,598 --> 00:29:17,364 <i>All right, all right, all right. Show's over, fellas.</i> 472 00:29:20,839 --> 00:29:24,036 - You boys took a wrong turn? - Our car broke down. 473 00:29:24,109 --> 00:29:26,873 The Chief can fix it. 474 00:29:26,945 --> 00:29:29,038 The Chief? 475 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:45,089 This is some kick-ass guac you whipped up, man. 476 00:29:47,332 --> 00:29:49,129 - I feel funny. - Tingly. 477 00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:52,568 - I feel good. - Karate is cool. 478 00:29:58,743 --> 00:30:01,576 Guys, I don't think we're eating... 479 00:30:01,646 --> 00:30:04,979 your everyday garden-variety guacamole. 480 00:30:05,050 --> 00:30:07,075 <i>I got recipe from EmeriI.</i> 481 00:30:07,152 --> 00:30:11,088 Avocado, onion, chopped garlic- Bam! 482 00:30:11,156 --> 00:30:13,021 - Bam! - Bam! 483 00:30:13,091 --> 00:30:15,252 And the Chief's secret ingredient. 484 00:30:15,327 --> 00:30:18,854 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 485 00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:20,625 <i>Oh, my God. Oh, my God.</i> 486 00:30:20,699 --> 00:30:22,860 - What? - What? 487 00:30:22,934 --> 00:30:25,926 There's an ewok right beside you. 488 00:30:27,939 --> 00:30:31,807 <i>Oh, wow. She's humping your leg. It's humping your leg.</i> 489 00:30:33,211 --> 00:30:35,611 <i>She's humping your leg. I love you.</i> 490 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,375 Wahh! 491 00:30:44,856 --> 00:30:49,657 <i>Death is but a path to life, a passage to the stars.</i> 492 00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:51,719 To the universe. 493 00:30:51,796 --> 00:30:54,060 I know what you mean. 494 00:30:54,132 --> 00:30:57,158 <i>You mean the Force.</i> 495 00:30:57,235 --> 00:31:00,204 <i>The Force.</i> 496 00:31:00,272 --> 00:31:03,730 Guys, my dad is gonna kill me if I don't get to work on Monday. 497 00:31:03,808 --> 00:31:08,404 Putz. Screw it, man. 498 00:31:16,488 --> 00:31:18,251 - No! - Join me, Son. 499 00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:22,487 Come to the Dark Side. 500 00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:24,893 - The Dark Side. - No! No! 501 00:31:32,604 --> 00:31:36,233 <i>Rogue Leader.</i> 502 00:31:36,308 --> 00:31:38,708 What the hell you doing, man? You're poking me. 503 00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:41,109 Oh, God. Don't flatter yourself, okay? 504 00:31:41,179 --> 00:31:42,703 It's just my R2. My lucky R2. 505 00:31:42,781 --> 00:31:45,978 <i>Man, you wish you had the height and girth of D2.</i> 506 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:51,446 <i>- Yeahl - Wowl</i> 507 00:31:51,523 --> 00:31:54,617 Hah! Van! 508 00:31:54,693 --> 00:31:58,220 Son of a whore! The Buce is back. 509 00:31:59,297 --> 00:32:01,765 The Chief fixed it while you were asleep. 510 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:04,859 The Chief fixed it. Is he around? Can we thank him? 511 00:32:06,438 --> 00:32:09,032 He's the Chief. You're the Chief, aren't you? 512 00:32:09,107 --> 00:32:14,135 - Why didn't you say so? - The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. 513 00:32:14,212 --> 00:32:16,976 It causes confusion, especially with the bitches. 514 00:32:17,048 --> 00:32:21,712 Well, you're cool as balls, you burned-out old hash-head. 515 00:32:21,786 --> 00:32:24,414 Wonder Twins power activate. 516 00:32:25,624 --> 00:32:28,058 It's been interesting. 517 00:32:29,628 --> 00:32:31,960 Thanks. 518 00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:34,123 You need it more than I do. 519 00:32:34,199 --> 00:32:36,599 Wow. Thank you. I, uh- 520 00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:41,305 - Good luck. - Thanks. 521 00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:44,398 Who's up for Texas, boys? 522 00:32:44,909 --> 00:32:47,844 <i>Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove</i> 523 00:32:47,879 --> 00:32:51,440 <i>Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love</i> 524 00:32:51,516 --> 00:32:54,542 <i>She spent her 20s between the sheets</i> 525 00:32:54,619 --> 00:32:58,419 <i>Life limped along at subsonic speeds</i> 526 00:32:58,490 --> 00:33:01,653 <i>- She's lump, she's lump She's in my head - Hi.</i> 527 00:33:04,162 --> 00:33:06,426 <i>- Hey- - She's lump, she's lump, she's lump</i> 528 00:33:06,498 --> 00:33:08,523 <i>- Yeah! - She might be dead</i> 529 00:33:09,768 --> 00:33:13,966 <i>Ah</i> 530 00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:17,270 <i>Bah Ba-ba, ba-da-da-da</i> 531 00:33:17,342 --> 00:33:20,470 <i>Bah</i> 532 00:33:20,545 --> 00:33:24,538 <i>- Yes! - Bah, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da</i> 533 00:33:24,616 --> 00:33:27,483 <i>Thank you for the blue balls, ladiesl</i> 534 00:33:38,563 --> 00:33:42,055 <i>Harrison Ford is the greatest actor of all timel</i> 535 00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:44,124 In the history of cinema? 536 00:33:44,202 --> 00:33:47,069 He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes! 537 00:33:47,138 --> 00:33:49,402 <i>- Deckard from Blade Runner. - Yes. Exactly.</i> 538 00:33:49,474 --> 00:33:51,499 Greatest actor of all time. 539 00:33:51,576 --> 00:33:54,841 <i>He's