Drive Me Crazy

00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:45,727 - Pelegrino? - Right. 563 00:30:45,807 --> 00:30:50,017 - With a twist. (SIGHS) - SUE: I got the dirt. Wanna hear it? 564 00:30:50,437 --> 00:30:53,187 - All right. Spill. - Spill what? 565 00:30:53,317 --> 00:30:55,278 It's cute and all, making nice with your neighbor, 566 00:30:55,358 --> 00:30:57,528 but you're taking it way above and beyond. 567 00:30:57,778 --> 00:30:59,158 Above and beyond what? 568 00:31:00,868 --> 00:31:02,618 The boy cleans up nicely. 569 00:31:02,698 --> 00:31:04,828 - Pretty shocking, huh? - Maybe. 570 00:31:05,538 --> 00:31:07,959 - Or maybe you haven't given up. - Given up? 571 00:31:08,329 --> 00:31:10,249 ALICIA: A perfect night with a dream date. 572 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:11,329 NICOLE: Brad? 573 00:31:11,709 --> 00:31:14,089 - Over it. - So this Chase Hammond thing... 574 00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:16,799 He's just this good friend we never knew you had. 575 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,470 Right. 576 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,760 Who knows? Maybe more. 577 00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:24,510 (INDISTINCT SINGING) 578 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,850 JOCK: How can you be against the designated hitter? 579 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:32,101 Do you wanna see Cecil Fielder gunning for his 120th RBI... 580 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,361 or some fat-ass relief pitcher swinging at air? 581 00:31:34,441 --> 00:31:36,441 I think fielder is a perfect example. 582 00:31:36,531 --> 00:31:38,781 A past-his-prime power hitter in the twilight of his career 583 00:31:38,861 --> 00:31:40,241 using up a roster spot. 584 00:31:40,661 --> 00:31:42,492 You know what? Someday that's gonna be Griffey. 585 00:31:42,572 --> 00:31:45,372 And I would rather see junior at 40 than some Jim Bob 586 00:31:45,452 --> 00:31:47,452 who made it to the show because of an expansion. 587 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:50,372 That's very nostalgic, but it comes down to one simple issue, 588 00:31:50,462 --> 00:31:51,712 purity of the game. 589 00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:54,793 Exactly. I've been trying to tell you that, man. 590 00:31:55,173 --> 00:31:56,963 If you can't hack it, get out of the game, right? 591 00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:00,093 (CHATTERING) 592 00:32:01,933 --> 00:32:03,183 <i>♪ Just shake it shake it now ♪</i> 593 00:32:03,513 --> 00:32:05,054 <i>♪ Ooh, ahh ♪</i> 594 00:32:05,144 --> 00:32:06,934 <i>♪ Ooh, ahh ♪</i> 595 00:32:07,014 --> 00:32:08,934 <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i> 596 00:32:09,024 --> 00:32:10,354 <i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ahh ♪</i> 597 00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:12,814 (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 598 00:32:15,024 --> 00:32:17,075 (MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING) 599 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,035 ALL (CHANTING): Go! Fight! Win! 600 00:32:20,865 --> 00:32:22,915 Go! Fight! Win! 601 00:32:22,995 --> 00:32:25,665 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 602 00:32:32,256 --> 00:32:34,046 Go! Fight! Win 603 00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:42,687 - (CHEERING CONTINUES) - (GRUNTS) 604 00:32:42,767 --> 00:32:44,437 (CROWD CHANTING) Defense! 605 00:32:44,557 --> 00:32:48,357 Defense! Defense! Defense! 606 00:32:48,437 --> 00:32:50,148 - (WHISTLE BLOWING) - (CROWD BOOING) 607 00:32:50,278 --> 00:32:53,608 If you had one more eye, ref, you'd be a cyclops! 608 00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:56,818 - (BOOING CONTINUES) - MAN (OVER P.A. INDISTINCTLY) 609 00:33:01,659 --> 00:33:03,039 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 610 00:33:06,129 --> 00:33:08,669 (CROWD SHOUTING, CHEERING) 611 00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:13,220 Go, Tigers! 612 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:15,430 (SHOUTING, CHEERING CONTINUES) 613 00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:17,050 Whoo! Come on! 614 00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:24,100 (BUZZER BUZZING) (UPROARIOUS CHEERING) 615 00:33:24,190 --> 00:33:25,981 MAN (OVER P.A.): <i>And it's good! Tigers take it!</i> 616 00:33:26,061 --> 00:33:29,401 - 70 to 68. - (MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING) 617 00:33:36,742 --> 00:33:39,582 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - (SHOUTING) 618 00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:49,793 - (CHUCKLING) Masterful. - What? 619 00:33:49,883 --> 00:33:52,343 You really had me going in there. "Go. Fight. Win." 620 00:33:52,553 --> 00:33:55,723 I about choked. I bow down to the king of scams. 621 00:33:55,843 --> 00:33:58,973 I'd like to thank the academy. Thank you. Thank you. 622 00:33:59,184 --> 00:34:01,724 - Think you could stand any more? - What did you have in mind? 623 00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:03,524 Cruising Broad Street. 624 00:34:03,684 --> 00:34:05,064 I thought you had to have a leather jacket. 625 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:08,194 Oh, that's just to nail cheerleaders. Don't worry. You'll fit right in. 626 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:12,025 Badass ride, Chase. 627 00:34:12,445 --> 00:34:14,195 Yeah, every time Halley's comet flies, 628 00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:16,365 my dad lets me take it out of the garage. 629 00:34:16,495 --> 00:34:18,955 I had to leave the spleen o