Dinner in America

00:38:42,228 --> 00:38:46,023 You wouldn't burn our house down, would you? 572 00:38:46,148 --> 00:38:47,149 No. Fuck that. 573 00:38:47,274 --> 00:38:49,401 Come on, I wouldn't pull any weak shit like that. 574 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:50,903 (Exhales) 575 00:38:52,696 --> 00:38:57,701 Hey, remember when you said that you owed me one? 576 00:38:57,826 --> 00:39:00,454 Yeah, cos it was, like, an hour ago. 577 00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,957 Well, I know what I want. 578 00:39:03,082 --> 00:39:04,124 All right, hit me. 579 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,754 I want you to take me to The Alliance concert on Friday night. 580 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,006 You would. 581 00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,926 Bunch of fuckin' posers. 582 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:17,012 Yeah, but PSYOPS is opening for them, and they're my favorite band. 583 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:21,267 There is no fucking way PSYOPS would play a show 584 00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:22,476 with a band like The Alliance. 585 00:39:22,601 --> 00:39:23,727 (Chuckles) 586 00:39:23,852 --> 00:39:26,105 No, it's true! 587 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,944 Some kid was handing out flyers downtown a few days ago. 588 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,488 What the fuck is this? 589 00:39:37,366 --> 00:39:39,034 How the fuck did you know about PSYOPS? 590 00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:40,160 (♪ Punk rock music playing) 591 00:39:40,286 --> 00:39:42,705 Well, my friends Sissy and Karen turned me onto them. 592 00:39:42,830 --> 00:39:44,873 I've got all their seven inches, all their cassettes. 593 00:39:44,999 --> 00:39:46,208 - Every one. - No, you don't. 594 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,459 Look! 595 00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:52,047 I even had to make a dub of "Dinner In America" 596 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,258 because my Boombox chewed up the original. 597 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,843 ♪ Mom and Dad 598 00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:58,095 ♪ Conversations that make you sad 599 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,431 ♪ A lot of talking and endless dread 600 00:40:00,556 --> 00:40:02,099 ♪ Just shove it in and off to bed... 601 00:40:02,224 --> 00:40:04,977 Oh, I love John Q. He's my favorite of my favorites! 602 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:06,103 Knock it off. 603 00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,690 Knock it off. You're getting yourself all worked up. 604 00:40:09,815 --> 00:40:12,109 You know, John Q. wears a ski mask when they play. 605 00:40:12,234 --> 00:40:13,569 Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that. 606 00:40:13,694 --> 00:40:16,530 Will you knock it off? Stop flailing around! 607 00:40:16,655 --> 00:40:18,532 It's so cool. It's like, it's top secret. 608 00:40:21,368 --> 00:40:23,078 - You wanna know my secret? - No. 609 00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,371 Oh, come on. It's a good one. 610 00:40:24,496 --> 00:40:26,498 I don't give a shit. 611 00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:29,335 I write John Q. love letters. 612 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,045 What the fuck are you talking about? 613 00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:34,590 Well, they're more like poems. Love poems. 614 00:40:34,715 --> 00:40:37,468 - ♪ Dinner in America... ♪ - I write him one every week. 615 00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:42,431 Oh, my God. I can't believe I just told you that. 616 00:40:42,556 --> 00:40:45,017 Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird? 617 00:40:45,142 --> 00:40:46,810 (♪ Punk rock music continues playing) 618 00:40:50,272 --> 00:40:52,149 Where's your fuckin' bathroom? 619 00:40:55,361 --> 00:40:57,363 (Breathes heavily) 620 00:41:20,844 --> 00:41:21,970 (Knocking on door) 621 00:41:22,096 --> 00:41:25,641 (Patty) Simon? Are you doing a number two? 622 00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:28,727 Because, um... if you need some extra toilet tissues, 623 00:41:28,852 --> 00:41:32,523 I can grab some for you from the closet in the hall. 624 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:48,038 (Panting) 625 00:42:13,272 --> 00:42:15,607 (Police radio chattering) 626 00:42:19,486 --> 00:42:21,488 Which one of you cunts set this up? 627 00:42:26,493 --> 00:42:28,370 - He did. - Fuckin"... 628 00:42:28,495 --> 00:42:29,747 - (Lou) Hey, hey, you pricks! - Get the fuck off me, Simon! 629 00:42:29,872 --> 00:42:31,248 I'm about to call the cops. 630 00:42:31,373 --> 00:42:32,583 Shove it up your ass, Lou! 631 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,668 You're always about to call the fuckin' cops. 632 00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:38,005 I'm serious! You order something or take a fuckin' hike! 633 00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:41,341 - Then I demand a cup of coffee! - Coffee? 634 00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,051 Does this look like a men's shelter? 635 00:42:43,177 --> 00:42:44,219 You order something off the dinner menu! 636 00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:48,682 Jesus fucking Christ, Lou! Just get the coffee! 637 00:42:48,807 --> 00:42:51,143 Lady, you mind your own fuckin' business, 638 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:53,145 an