The Wackness

00:31:27,691 --> 00:31:29,193 That's not funny. 500 00:31:30,561 --> 00:31:32,396 Yo, order me another drink, please? 501 00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:36,982 Another Bud, right here. 502 00:31:36,983 --> 00:31:41,621 <i>� Must be the season of the witch �</i> 503 00:31:43,122 --> 00:31:45,124 Lucas, I hate my wife. 504 00:31:46,626 --> 00:31:49,878 <i>� Must be the season of the witch �</i> 505 00:31:50,462 --> 00:31:53,965 - I hate my parents. - I need to get laid. 506 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:56,668 We both need to get laid. 507 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,223 Lust. 508 00:32:01,757 --> 00:32:06,810 Luke, I've never cheated on my wife before, ever. 509 00:32:06,811 --> 00:32:08,311 But I want to now, it is my mission. 510 00:32:08,312 --> 00:32:11,264 You have no idea how much I want to. 511 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:15,101 Sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing, 512 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,987 and right now is one of those times. 513 00:32:19,823 --> 00:32:22,859 But we need to fix ourselves first. 514 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:27,247 - You need fixing? - Lucas, I need a whole lot of fixing. 515 00:32:28,164 --> 00:32:29,616 <i>(WOMAN LAUGHING)</i> 516 00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:35,036 - Union? (LAUGHING) - Luke, hi. 517 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,622 <i>I can't believe you're here!</i> 518 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:40,092 We came in to check out all the old weird people. 519 00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:42,428 <i>(LAUGHS FORCEFULLY)</i> 520 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,297 Oh, wait. 521 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:50,217 (SOFTLY) - Don't even think about it. - Is this the mystery girl? 522 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,937 No, but it doesn't mean she's fair game. 523 00:32:55,022 --> 00:33:00,278 This is Gruden. My date to the Midsummer Night Cancer Ball. It's for charity. 524 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:05,281 He's an exchange student from Rotterdam. He's a joke. 525 00:33:05,282 --> 00:33:10,119 Yo, what up? What happened to home boy you were with in the park? 526 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,289 Albert? Oh, he's so amateur. 527 00:33:13,373 --> 00:33:16,709 Gruden, I'm Haydn. 528 00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:18,995 - Like the classical guy? - Yes. 529 00:33:19,579 --> 00:33:21,162 I was named after him. 530 00:33:21,163 --> 00:33:26,000 - That's so awesome. - Do you like the Grateful Dead? 531 00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:28,671 Followed them for four years after college. 532 00:33:31,423 --> 00:33:32,424 Whoa! � Baby, you � 533 00:33:32,892 --> 00:33:33,892 <i>� "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie � � You've �</i> 534 00:33:33,893 --> 00:33:35,893 <i>� Got what I need �</i> 535 00:33:35,894 --> 00:33:37,344 � got what I need � 536 00:33:37,345 --> 00:33:39,264 � But you say you're just a friend � 537 00:33:39,764 --> 00:33:41,766 (DR. SQUIRES:) � Just a friend And you say you're just a friend � 538 00:33:42,267 --> 00:33:44,234 � Oh, baby, you... � � you... � 539 00:33:44,235 --> 00:33:46,820 Oh, what do you call that thing? 540 00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:50,107 - It's a blunt. - It's a blunt. I like that. 541 00:33:50,108 --> 00:33:52,692 <i>(DR. SQUIRES:) - Where was I? (UNION:) - The second set.</i> 542 00:33:52,693 --> 00:33:55,495 Oh, yeah. 543 00:33:55,496 --> 00:34:00,000 They opened up with Casey Jones. 544 00:34:00,501 --> 00:34:02,001 � Driving that train � 545 00:34:02,002 --> 00:34:05,005 And that's right when the acid kicked in. 546 00:34:06,005 --> 00:34:06,923 Amazing! 547 00:34:08,508 --> 00:34:12,511 - Your dad's mad cool. - He's not my dad. 548 00:34:12,512 --> 00:34:18,351 Luke is very into the rap of The Soul Tribe and many of their other songs. 549 00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:21,852 - Tell her, Luke. - Tell me. 550 00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:24,806 Tell her. Go ahead, talk. Talk to her. 551 00:34:26,725 --> 00:34:31,111 - I'm gonna go get another beer. - Gruden, yo! 552 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,614 <i>� The tour was over and she went back to school �</i> 553 00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:36,317 <i>� I called every day to see how she was doin' �</i> 554 00:34:36,318 --> 00:34:37,818 <i>� Every time that I call her... �</i> 555 00:34:38,319 --> 00:34:40,321 Goldilocks. 556 00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:44,324 I am one of the three bears. Guess which one. 557 00:34:44,325 --> 00:34:46,827 (LAUGHING) - Which one? (LAUGHING) - Baby bear. 558 00:35:09,481 --> 00:35:12,901 <i>� "White Room" by Cream �</i> 559 00:35:22,743 --> 00:35:25,246 <i>(BOTH PANTING)</i> 560 00:35:27,248 --> 00:35:28,749 <i>(MOANING)</i> 561 00:35:32,036 --> 00:35:34,372 <i>(LUKE CLEARS THROAT)</i> 562 00:35:34,672 --> 00:35:38,258 The game's not called Four Minutes in Heaven, Luke. 563 00:35:38,758 --> 00:35:39,843 (PANTING) We have like three minutes. 564 00:35:40,427 --> 00:35:42,878 All right, that's enough, kids. You are all too young to be in here anyway