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351 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,704 You're in the pussy palace. 352 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:01,162 So you're a sex therapist but you've never had an orgasm? 353 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,709 Actually, I prefer the term "couples counselor." 354 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,299 Have you ever been with a woman? 355 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:09,261 No. You know, I'm not sure if I'm wired that way. 356 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,131 You know, Rob's the only person I've ever been with. 357 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:16,177 - Whoa! Oh my God. - You must have some major blue clit! 358 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,521 You ever do those P.C. muscle exercises? 359 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,311 You know, the P.C. muscle that controls your pee. 360 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,018 So when you're peeing next time, just... 361 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,605 you know, squeeze it up and then let it go, squeeze it up, let it go. 362 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,240 - That's good for your orgasms. - I'm doing it right now. 363 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:31,571 Can you guys tell? 364 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,114 Can I ask you a question? 365 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,157 I want to know... 366 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:39,750 what did your very best orgasm feel like? 367 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,963 Welcome to Lifetime Television. It's all about your pussies. 368 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,333 This is gonna sound really cheesy, but... 369 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:52,172 I felt like I was shooting out creative energy into the world. 370 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,760 And it was merging with other people's energy... 371 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,894 and then there was no war... and there was peace. 372 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,520 - That's sweet. - Wow. 373 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,275 Well, mine was definitely with Little Prince. 374 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,606 We had this incredible connection. 375 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:11,820 We just like made it like really slow and still- and I felt like... 376 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,863 I was finally not alone. 377 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,995 Mine felt kind of like I was talking to the gods or something. 378 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,204 You know? They were- 379 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,748 - Shut the fuck up. - Excuse me. 380 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,710 So, Sofia, if you've never had an orgasm, then... 381 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:30,589 how does it feel, like, for you to have sex? 382 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,174 Great. Yeah. Oh man. 383 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,433 Sex is really awesome. I love sex. 384 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:41,891 We all know that, right? We all know that sex feels terrific. 385 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,931 That's great. Totally. 386 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:47,686 I love it. I love it a lot. It's a great workout. Feels good. 387 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,694 And I love, you know, loving my husband. 388 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,858 It's just, there comes a point sometimes where it just gets really... 389 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,486 a lot of pressure, and kind of "ugh." It feels a little bit "ah." 390 00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:03,243 Kind of like somebody's gonna kill me and I just have to, you know... 391 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,786 smile and pretend to enjoy it. 392 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,747 You know, and that way I can survive. 393 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,096 Fuck, Severin! 394 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,055 Excuse me. 395 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,057 That was totally inappropriate! 396 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,352 - Don't mind her - Freak. 397 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,630 But you know what's the most wonderful thing about New York? 398 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,297 What? 399 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,880 It's where everyone comes to get fucked. Really! 400 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:58,764 It's one of the last places where people are still willing to bend over... 401 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,674 to let in the new. 402 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,140 And the old. 403 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,653 New Yorkers are... 404 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,743 permeable. 405 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,120 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 406 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,906 You sure? 407 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,285 Yeah. Therefore, we're sane. 408 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:33,591 Consequently, we're the target of the impermeable... 409 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,677 -and the insane. - Yeah. 410 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,223 And of course, New York... 411 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,970 is where everyone comes to be forgiven. 412 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,517 What have you done wrong? 413 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:01,827 Tell me, 414 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,699 how have you sinned? 415 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,617 I'm sure it's nothing serious. 416 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,332 -