Venus

00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,352 JESSIE: Is this it? MAURICE: This is it. 334 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,337 There. 335 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,309 You see? 336 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,012 -Is her name Venus? -No. 337 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:21,015 Venus is a goddess. 338 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,349 Accompanied by Eros, 339 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:26,117 she creates Iove and desire in us mortals 340 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:30,150 Ieading often to foolishness and despair. 341 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,957 The usual shit. 342 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:35,864 For most men, 343 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:40,834 a woman's body is the most beautiful thing they will ever see. 344 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:46,402 What's the most beautiful thing a girl sees? 345 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,345 Do you know? 346 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,311 Her first child. 347 00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,384 Are you all right? 348 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:02,754 JESSIE: I'm not doing any more of that modeling, I can tell you that. 349 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,261 MAURICE: The model for Venus was a real woman, just Iike you, 350 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,923 that's what caused all the fuss. 351 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:09,694 JESSIE: Do a bit then. 352 00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:12,168 -MAURICE: Now? -If you're so good at it. 353 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:20,110 "Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? 354 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:23,944 "Come, Iet me clutch thee: 355 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,347 "I have thee not, and yet I see thee still." 356 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:30,081 -Now, tell me, who wrote that? -I don't know. 357 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,951 Really? 358 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:35,356 AII right then, smart-arse, what about this? 359 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,419 "I should be so Iucky, Iucky, Iucky, Iucky. 360 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,293 "I should be so Iucky." 361 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,866 Well? Who wrote it? 362 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:46,097 -Not a clue. -Well, there you are then. 363 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,806 JESSIE: Hey, it's Iike a beach down there. 364 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,976 MAURICE: I Iived by the sea when I was a child. 365 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,052 It always calms me. 366 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,487 Shall we go to the seaside, Venus? 367 00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,721 I'd rather go to Topshop. 368 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:12,990 (CHUCKLING) 369 00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,631 I'II take you to Iunch. 370 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:19,101 JESSIE: Take me somewhere posh. MAURICE: Posh? 371 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:22,298 JESSIE: I want to meet someone really famous, not just you. 372 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:26,333 Who are these bastards? 373 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:29,572 Some of these arseholes were very well-known. 374 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,913 -For what? -You cheer me up, you know. 375 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,815 -You have a Iaugh at me, don't you? -Just a Iittle. 376 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,511 -I'II get you back. -You will. 377 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,316 Don't you worry. 378 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,924 MAURICE: Keep still. 379 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:51,765 -It's not surgery. -I don't trust you. 380 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:57,436 Got it. A palpable hit. 381 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,943 But where has the Iittle fucker gone? 382 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,172 Who cares? It's free now. 383 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,681 I can't have my home scattered with toenails. 384 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:09,345 Oh, God. I'II have to get my other glasses. 385 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:12,184 They're around your fucking neck. 386 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,349 Oh, thank you. 387 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,927 Where's that bastard toenail? 388 00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:19,088 (EXCLAIMS) 389 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,928 There's the Iittle fucker. 390 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,434 How's Valerie? 391 00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:28,336 Phoning me continuously with complaints. 392 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,940 You're her husband. 393 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:33,034 -Am I? -Yeah. 394 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:36,807 You did one of your runners, if you remember. 395 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,178 Did I? 396 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:42,213 But I never wanted to be independent. 397 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,810 I Iove it. 398 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:51,526 I am about to die and I know nothing about myself. 399 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:57,330 You have been Ioved, though, Maurice. 400 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,461 -You've been adored. -Yes. 401 00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:06,702 And so have you, Ian, a Iittle bit. 402 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:10,174 Except you didn't always notice it. 403 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:16,347 God, my bloody back! 404 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:24,060 No, you can't cling to me Iike this, Ian,