Love Don't Co$t a Thing

561 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,410 He probably just needs a good talking to, that's all. 562 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,849 Take it low. 563 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,451 Son? Come out and talk to your father. 564 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,420 Shake it out. 565 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:04,991 Shake it out. Good. Have fun with it. Take it to the side. 566 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:10,162 Take it low. Do what you wanna do. It's the shake-off. 567 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:18,037 Come on, take a seat. 568 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,207 Come on. Gotta get your sea legs. 569 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,275 Might wanna get yourself a waterbed one day. 570 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,912 There ain't a woman born that can resist 571 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,847 the motion-- Bam! 572 00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,117 of the ocean. Bam! 573 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:34,920 Dad, I gotta iron my clothes. 574 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,989 No, no, no. Don't worry about that. 575 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:40,292 Because nothing right now can rob me 576 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,129 of this rite of passage between the father and his son. 577 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,497 Me and you right now, it's big. 578 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,801 And kick. 579 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:53,505 Jump, jump. And mambo. 580 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,907 Now kick him in the nuts, girl. Kick him in the face. 581 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,109 And punch. 582 00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,178 Hi-yah! Chop, chop. 583 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,781 This here, son, 584 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,284 is your hope chest. 585 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:13,625 This is my legacy to you. 586 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:23,635 A hope chest? 587 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:35,047 They come in all different sizes and colors. 588 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,784 Let me talk to you, son. 589 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,753 This right here, son-- Look at me, boy. Watch this here. 590 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,323 This is the Trojan ribbed, lubricated. 591 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,926 Sturdy, reliable, dependable. Like a truck. 592 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,962 When you got into something you don't really know what you into, 593 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,931 and it get a little rough for you, 594 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:55,501 makes you downshift. 595 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,171 This one here, son... 596 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:02,974 This is the super-size. 597 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,744 Magnum majestic. 598 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,148 The prophylactic Cadillac. 599 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,782 Oh, yeah. 600 00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:14,153 This is when you find yourself and you're there. 601 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,554 You done got so comfortable with yourself 602 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:19,625 you done built up a reputation. 603 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,026 You feel me? 604 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:23,862 And this one here, son, be extra careful, 605 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:26,732 because that's Mr. Little Extra Sensitive. 606 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,435 You really don't need this, especially on the first round. 607 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,670 You'll enjoy the ride too much, 608 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,673 end up on the curb somewhere out of commission. 609 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,876 You don't want that. Save this for round three. 610 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:41,447 Because believe me, there's gonna be a round three. 611 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,850 Look at me. Feel me. 612 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,786 All right, now, look strong. Come on, son. 613 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,755 Close your mouth. There you go. 614 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,023 Keep it tight. Work with it. 615 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,126 Love you, man. 616 00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,931 --seven, eight, and chop, chop. 617 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,700 And mambo. Lucy Liu! 618 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,170 Now kick him in the nuts, girl. Kick him in the face. 619 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,004 And punch. 620 00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,774 Chop, chop. Yeah. Mambo. 621 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,444 Lucy Liu, now. Kick him in the back, the face. 622 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,914 Punch. Chop, chop. Mambo. 623 00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,717 Lucy Liu. Now kick him in the nuts, girl. 624 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,287 Kick him in the face. Step, punch. 625 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,923 Girl, you know better than that. 626 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:28,994 You better put that chicken wing down, okay? 627 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:33,799 I see you, girl. Five, six, seven, eight, down. 628 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,768 And wiggle. 629 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,404 And shimmy. 630 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,239 And five and six and.... 631 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:47,279 * I'll never be untrue * 632 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,949 * Ooh, baby, yeah * 633 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,351 Touch yourself, come on. 634 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:55,086 Hold me tight. Yes. 635 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,224 * Let's stay together * 636 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:02,228 * Lov...