The Dink

631 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:02,534 2000, I won that year, and who's the pimp? 632 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:03,827 - He's the pimp! - Not a pimp. 633 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,495 I'm sorry, I'm so lost. 634 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:08,874 How'd you slick the floor down? Grease? Oil? 635 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:11,043 A third, more sinister option? 636 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,003 I'm so confused. 637 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:14,838 It's just my friend's getting a little hot-- 638 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:15,923 You're such a liar. 639 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:18,217 You kiss Brooklyn Decker with that lying tongue? 640 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,303 I mean, I do. She loves it. But I'm not lying. 641 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,639 - Anyways, man, it was good to see you. - You too, Andy. 642 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:25,933 - Tell your old man I said hello. Okay. - Will do. Great to see you, man. 643 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,768 - Congrats on the book. Yeah. - Cheers, thanks. 644 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,814 Dusty, I've realized that you haven't been completely honest with me. 645 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,527 Roddick's an even bigger arsehole than you said. 646 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:37,611 Yeah. 647 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,488 Yeah. Thanks, Peej. 648 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,573 - I mean, he's totally lying. - Yeah. 649 00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:43,075 So frustrating, right? 650 00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:44,701 That's annoying as hell. 651 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:45,786 Agreed. 652 00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:07,182 Two promising young players here. 653 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,269 Boyd has dominated the Juniors with his powerful serve, 654 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:12,688 but will that translate here at the pro level? 655 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:16,233 Wow, sure did not on that point, 656 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,819 but Roddick may have just gotten lucky with timing. 657 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:27,703 Well, I guess he didn't get lucky after all. 658 00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:30,038 Roddick just seems to be a way better tennis player. 659 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,919 This is when it's got to be tough to have your dad as a coach. 660 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:39,756 It's moments like this that make me glad I grew up without a father. 661 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:45,888 Oh, no. 662 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:48,932 - No, no, no, no, no. - Go on. 663 00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:51,852 Boyd seems to be running off the court? 664 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,980 Possible there is some kind of medical issue, 665 00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:59,693 or maybe after all that hype, the pressure is just too much for him. 666 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,613 That is a tough thing to see in a debut. 667 00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:17,878 All right, match point. 668 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:18,962 Oh, yes. 669 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,507 I'm gonna get ya. 670 00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:28,305 Still got it! Yes! 671 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,849 Would've been easier to have won that with a dink, you know? 672 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,643 Never gonna happen. No. 673 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,269 Well, that was easily the best game 674 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:37,523 against a woman three decades older than you I've seen you play. 675 00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:38,815 Yeah, easily. 676 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:42,819 - Yeah! Yes! - You're so proud of yourself. 677 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,571 Well, I haven't been getting a lot of wins lately. 678 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,698 - Sad. - It feels good. 679 00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:48,492 No, I know. Me neither. 680 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:51,578 - Take 'em where we can get 'em. Cheers. - Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. 681 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:55,541 God. 682 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,043 Eleven missed calls from my ex. 683 00:31:58,126 --> 00:31:59,127 Eleven? 684 00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:02,297 Don't ask. Don't wanna talk about it. 685 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:03,799 I get it. 686 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:07,719 There's an event that we go to together every year, 687 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:11,139 and he's calling me to ask me if he can bring his new girlfriend to it. 688 00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:13,225 That bitch. 689 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,019 No, she's actually a really nice person. 690 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:19,940 - She is? Well, that's great. - I hate her 50-year-old guts so much. 691 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,693 I'll be honest, I don't know what you're looking for with this story. 692 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,987 - I know, I know it's confusing. - Yeah. 693 00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:26,655 Well, here's the thing. 694 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:31,118 When I left him, I thought that I was gonna be the winner 695 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:32,452 - of the divorce. - Sure. 696 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:37,040 But now he's parading her all ar...