Mr. Mom

655 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,474 I mean we're gonna be working long, hard hours, 656 00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:48,977 and you might be coming home pretty late at night. 657 00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:52,189 And, well, if there's gonna be a problem, 658 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,525 I want you to tell me about it right now. 659 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,527 (laughs) 660 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:58,404 Well, there's not gonna be any problem, see? 661 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,114 Jack supports everything I do. 662 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:04,576 As a woman, in my career, as an executive, he supports me. 663 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:07,454 And if we can agree that you are an executive, 664 00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:09,957 then you can stop cutting my steak. 665 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:10,750 Oh! 666 00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:14,294 Sorry. 667 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:17,590 (upbeat military music) 668 00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:52,207 I don't think we can fit any more. 669 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,418 Sure, we can. 670 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:56,837 We can get some more in there. 671 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,589 You know, when your dad was in the army, 672 00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:01,008 we had to run a tight ship. 673 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:04,303 There were no ships in the army. 674 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,138 Just put the laundry in. 675 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,931 Dad, can we fix lunch? 676 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,308 Sure. 677 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,769 Anything but tuna. 678 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:14,063 "Add here." 679 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:28,787 Wait a minute. 680 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,040 Save a couple of steps here. 681 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,835 (whimsical music) 682 00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:55,980 (calm music) 683 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:00,526 (dial turning) 684 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:03,237 Give it everything, I guess. 685 00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:05,949 (water sloshing) 686 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:11,329 (machine rumbling) 687 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,876 (doorbell ringing) 688 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:24,967 - Butler? - Hi. 689 00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:27,135 You got a problem with your horizontal hold? 690 00:31:27,136 --> 00:31:27,970 I don't know. 691 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,596 Your wife says you do. 692 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:30,556 Well, she ought to know. 693 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:31,432 Come on in. 694 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,522 (calm music) 695 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,192 (crash) 696 00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:43,360 I'll be right back. 697 00:31:43,361 --> 00:31:45,028 I get 45 bucks an hour. 698 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:47,240 (babbling) 699 00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:53,453 Oh, Megan, you're makin' me crazy here, baby. 700 00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:55,330 You're makin' me nuts. 701 00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:56,164 Da-da. 702 00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:59,710 Yeah, yeah, I love you but you're making me crazy. 703 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,044 Stay. 704 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:01,920 Hey, Kenny. 705 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:02,838 Go keep an eye on your sister. 706 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,214 Play with her or something, all right? 707 00:32:04,215 --> 00:32:05,174 Go watch TV. 708 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:09,136 You want some chili? 709 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:10,429 No, thanks. 710 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,180 Hey, where's your mom keep the vacuum cleaner? 711 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:13,433 You mean Jaws? 712 00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:16,685 Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "Jaws"? 713 00:32:16,686 --> 00:32:17,519 Yeah. 714 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,646 Where is it? 715 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:20,689 Over there. 716 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:23,318 (ominous music) 717 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:31,618 Jaws. 718 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:36,080 (roaring) 719 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:48,008 (knocking on glass) 720 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:49,676 Exterminator. 721 00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:51,511 I can't hear you. 722 00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:52,554 Exterminator. 723 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:55,266 (vacuum roaring) 724 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,185 What? 725 00:32:58,186 --> 00:32:59,395 Exterminator! 726 00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:02,689 Go to the front door. 727 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:03,774 Okay. 728 00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:06,610 (vacuum roaring) 729 00:33:06,611 --> 00:33:09,780 (fabric ripping) 730 00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,365 (knock at door) 731 00:33:11,366 --> 00:33:12,158 Come in. 732 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:15,327 Hi. 733 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,162 I'm here to adjust the pilot on your water heater. 734 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,206 Okay by me. 735 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:20,874 Hi. 736 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,167 Anything wrong? 737 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,043 No, no. 738 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:23,878 Fine, fine. 739 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:33,053 (banging) 740 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,640 (ominous music) 741 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:41,854 (smoke alarm buzzes) 742 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:54,032 (ominous music) 743 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,703 (vacuum roaring) 744 00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:09,256 (water exploding) 745 00:34:09,2