The Addams Family

Your third cousin, Xander. 616 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,436 Never heard of him. 617 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:47,871 Exactly. 618 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:48,939 Music! 619 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,374 (GONG CRASHES) 620 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:51,841 There's someone at the door. 621 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:55,446 Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion. 622 00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:58,418 If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup. 623 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:00,452 (DOOR CREAKS) 624 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:09,062 (SLURRING) You rang? 625 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:15,299 Yeah, no. 626 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,201 Life's too short. See ya! 627 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,972 (GROWLING SOFTLY) 628 00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:25,074 MARGAUX: Oh! 629 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,578 GOMEZ: (CHUCKLES) Good morning, Kitty. 630 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,249 Greetings, Ms. Needler. 631 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,449 (DOOR SLAMS) 632 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,217 Wow. (CLEARS THROAT) 633 00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:37,620 Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time. 634 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,622 The worst. Do come in. 635 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,724 Glenn? 636 00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:42,092 - (ROARS) - (GLENN SHRIEKS) 637 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:44,261 - (PANTING) - (MARGAUX CLEARS THROAT) 638 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,129 Welcome to the neighborhood. 639 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,499 Thank you. 640 00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,502 Oh, my! Hmm. 641 00:32:51,504 --> 00:32:53,670 Are you ready for your Margaux makeover? 642 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:54,804 Quite. 643 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,274 Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation. 644 00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,912 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 645 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,017 MARGAUX: Well, well, well! 646 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,817 Let's take a look around, shall we? 647 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:09,122 And before you say anything, you're welcome. 648 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:14,091 Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look, 649 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,694 well, these sconces have to go. 650 00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:17,831 (MITCH YELPS) 651 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,764 The sconces were a gift from dead relatives. 652 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:22,966 If we get rid of them, 653 00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:25,938 they'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit. 654 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:30,340 And this is our whine cellar. 655 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:33,343 We have a lovely collection of whines. 656 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,878 WHINER 1: <i>Are we there yet?</i> WHINER 2: <i>I want ice cream!</i> 657 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,680 WHINER 3: <i>What do you mean you're out of avocado toast?</i> 658 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,215 WHINER 4: <i>This barrel makes me look fat.</i> 659 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,217 And here's our bottomless pit. 660 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:42,953 (HOLLOW RUMBLING) 661 00:33:42,955 --> 00:33:45,188 DENISE: Uh... How do we get across? 662 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,358 One moment. 663 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:50,530 (CHITTERING) 664 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,141 We call this surfing the web. 665 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:04,710 (DENISE GULPS) 666 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,580 MARGAUX: Well! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 667 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:09,378 DENISE: I'm scared. 668 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,880 - I'm so scared. - (GLENN WHIMPERING) 669 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,818 - Oh, my gosh. - (DENISE PRAYING IN SPANISH) 670 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,218 DENISE: I'm scared to close my eyes. 671 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,320 I'm scared to open them. 672 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:17,420 (SCREAMING) 673 00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:18,988 - (WHIMPERING) - (DENISE YELPS) 674 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:20,357 (SOBS) 675 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,861 (ROPE CREAKING) 676 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:33,740 (SIGHS) 677 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,840 (GASPS) 678 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:40,544 How do all those people fit in that little contraption? 679 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:41,678 (PARKER YELPS) 680 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,782 My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time. 681 00:34:44,784 --> 00:34:46,117 (PARKER WHIMPERS) 682 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:47,454 Uh, you don't have a cell phone? 683 00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:49,686 That's weird. 684 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,122 I may not have a cell phone... 685 00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:54,124 Well, you don't have a crossbow, 686 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:55,928 and I thought everybody had one of those. 687 00:34:58,131 --> 00:34:59,199 Mmm. 688 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,231 My name is Wednesday. 689 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,332 Okay. 690 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:06,236 Uh, I'm Parker. How long have you lived here? 691 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:10,774 My whole life. Which seems endless. 692 00:35: