Daddy Day Care

C'mon, man, let go, it's too loud. 693 00:32:24,492 --> 00:32:26,092 I'm serious. Let go, crispin. Crisp... 694 00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:29,031 All right, then. 695 00:32:30,529 --> 00:32:32,759 Gettin' kinda late. Where do you suppose your mommy is? 696 00:32:32,764 --> 00:32:34,164 Shut up, butthead. 697 00:32:34,165 --> 00:32:36,625 Shut... hey, you stop that! Hey, you know somethin'? 698 00:32:36,634 --> 00:32:40,703 Your mommy and daddy would not like you talkin' like that. You should not talk like that. 699 00:32:40,704 --> 00:32:42,804 When your mommy comes, I'm gonna tell her that you... 700 00:32:42,806 --> 00:32:44,506 I'm delayed, let's go. Motor's running. 701 00:32:44,507 --> 00:32:45,807 Yeah, c'mon, get out of here. 702 00:32:45,808 --> 00:32:46,908 Stop! 703 00:32:46,909 --> 00:32:48,069 I wish you would. 704 00:32:48,076 --> 00:32:49,376 Crispin, don't make that face. 705 00:32:49,377 --> 00:32:50,677 What? 706 00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:53,246 Don't make lines. Quiet the face. 707 00:32:53,247 --> 00:32:56,007 Relax the face. Quiet the face. Quiet. 708 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:58,246 Yes, c-calm your face. Show no lines, you know. 709 00:33:00,686 --> 00:33:01,816 You got early drop-off? 710 00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:04,087 No, we don't have anything... 711 00:33:04,088 --> 00:33:06,488 I'm gonna see you tomorrow. 712 00:33:06,490 --> 00:33:08,260 I'll see you tomorrow, crispin. 713 00:33:08,261 --> 00:33:09,988 Tomorrow. 714 00:33:09,993 --> 00:33:12,593 All right, you're gonna be just like your father. Look at him. 715 00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:15,255 Hanging off of him, his skin. Hanging off. 716 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:17,860 Hey, little man. 717 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:19,130 Hey, dad. 718 00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:20,401 What are you up to? 719 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:25,396 Hmm, just tryin' to read a story. 720 00:33:27,036 --> 00:33:28,766 Hey, listen, man, 721 00:33:28,771 --> 00:33:32,471 I know I was really busy today with those other kids, taking care of them and all. 722 00:33:32,474 --> 00:33:35,943 I know it probably wasn't easy for you, havin' to share all your toys 723 00:33:35,944 --> 00:33:39,582 and watchin' daddy do rocket ship with everybody, but, you know, 724 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:42,410 now it's just me and you, we can do whatever you wanna do. 725 00:33:42,416 --> 00:33:44,476 Can we read this story? 726 00:33:44,484 --> 00:33:46,518 We sure can read this story. 727 00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:47,819 All right. 728 00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:50,920 "There once was a herd of elephants. 729 00:33:50,923 --> 00:33:53,123 "Elephants young, elephants ol', 730 00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,225 "elephants tall and short, fat and thin. 731 00:33:56,394 --> 00:33:58,363 "All were different, but all were happy, 732 00:33:58,364 --> 00:34:00,631 "and almost all were the same color. 733 00:34:00,632 --> 00:34:03,030 And they all made the elephant sound." 734 00:34:03,032 --> 00:34:04,132 They all said... 735 00:34:06,135 --> 00:34:07,595 Let me hear you make that sound. 736 00:34:09,371 --> 00:34:10,838 All right. 737 00:34:10,839 --> 00:34:12,306 Do it again? 738 00:34:12,307 --> 00:34:15,777 Oh, no, I can't do it again, because daddy might have an aneurysm. 739 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,683 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 740 00:34:30,956 --> 00:34:33,016 I'm not cleanin' this up. 741 00:34:49,705 --> 00:34:51,095 Ah! 742 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:55,608 Hey, take this in there. Go sit down. 743 00:34:55,609 --> 00:34:57,709 All right, maybe I haven't had my coffee yet, 744 00:34:57,712 --> 00:35:00,282 but it seems like these kids are multiplying. What's going on? 745 00:35:00,283 --> 00:35:01,451 Yeah, we got 2 new kids. 746 00:35:01,452 --> 00:35:02,548 Oh, come on! 747 00:35:02,549 --> 00:35:04,518 Listen, we're gonna have to up our game today. 748 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,577 We need structure and some planned activities. 749 00:35:06,585 --> 00:35:08,985 No, we need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need. 750 00:35:08,987 --> 00:35:11,217 Hmm. All we're gonna need is this. 751 00:35:13,424 --> 00:35:15,124 All right, everybody, let's do this. 752 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:17,015 Everybody, come in here. OK, here we go. 753 00:35:17,026 --> 00:35:19,756 OK, all right, c'mon, let's try another play. Let's try this. 754 00:35:19,762 --> 00:35:21,862 Let's try this. Here's what we're gonna do now. 755 00:35:21,864 --> 00:35:24,364 Here's a new play, all right. It's called the baby blitz. 756 00:35:24,366 --> 00:35:26,726 Nicky, I want you to hang back. We're gonna do a lateral. 757 00:35:26,735 --> 00:35:29,465 I want you to go down the middle for a button-hook, OK? 758 00:35:29,471 --> 00:35:31,341 Here, you, I want you to be my blocker. 759 00:35:31,342 --> 00:35:34,169 How