Never Been Kissed

536 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,591 OK, OK. 537 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,430 You're an adult now, Josie. You're successful. 538 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,559 You graduated at the top of your class. You work for a newspaper. 539 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,838 You wash your hair now. You're not Josie Grossie anymore. 540 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:30,232 Don't you know how much I just wanted to be you in high school? 541 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,916 Just for one day to know what it was like to be popular. 542 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,389 It's not that hard, Josie. 543 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,790 All you need is the right person, 544 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,110 one person to think you're cool, and you're in. 545 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,316 Everyone will be too scared to question it. 546 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,753 Is that true? 547 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,196 Yeah, it's a little-known fact. 548 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:56,073 Don't you want to show 'em? Gus, Billy Prince, yourself. 549 00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,199 Don't you want to show 'em the cool kids don't freak you out anymore? 550 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,398 That you can go in there and be friends with them and get your story? 551 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,710 Yes, desperately. 552 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,553 Plus, if you quit now, you're no better than me. 553 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,789 Better than I. 554 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,558 That's the spirit. 555 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,791 So let's hear it. "I'm not Josie Grossie anymore." 556 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,269 I'm not Josie Grossie anymore. 557 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,910 That's it. Now scream it. 558 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,878 I'm not Josie Grossie anymore! 559 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,871 That's good. 560 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,959 Josie the Pussycat. 561 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,514 George? what are you doing here? 562 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,395 Ah. Get in the van. Go, go. 563 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,391 welcome to the love shack. 564 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,273 All right. 565 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,952 George, what's going on? 566 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,031 A little surveillance. 567 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,918 what are you doing? Hidden camera. 568 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,989 wings? 569 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,399 Yeah. 570 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,553 That's great, but I really should talk to Gus about this first. 571 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,519 Geller, stop being a pain in the ass. 572 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,555 Gus? 573 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,872 No, it's the great and powerful Oz. You're in way over your head. 574 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,317 Here's how it's gonna work. I review the tapes, I find your story. 575 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,951 All right. Battery, transmitter. Plug it in. 576 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,354 Man. 577 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,271 There we go. Good luck to you. 578 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,794 I don't believe this. George? Hm? 579 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,792 How are you so cool? 580 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:53,512 It's hard work. Herbs, berries. I'll be watching you. 581 00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,879 All right, let's get this party started. Yeah. 582 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,395 Come on, picture, come on. There. Oh... 583 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,836 There. Ooh, they didn't look that good when I went to high school. 584 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,677 Kirsten, Kristin, Gibby! what's up, girlfriends? 585 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,958 Ooh. 586 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,234 I'm OK. 587 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,833 That's gonna leave a mark. 588 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,117 "And so it is Rosalind in disguise 589 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:29,115 "who is best able to see through the disguises of others. 590 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,431 "To say to Phoebe 'Mistress, know thyself.' 591 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,676 "To look at love from every angle. 592 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,590 "And to realize, finally, that she is in love with Orlando. 593 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,515 "To free both hearts, not in judgment but in equality. " 594 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,909 That's really well written. 595 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,275 Showtime's over. 596 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,238 Come on, move it. Back to work. 597 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,314 Gus, have you ever been in love? 598 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,879 Leave. 599 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,279 Oh, give it up, Gus. 600 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,193 Come on. I'm just making conversation. 601 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,031 Love... 602 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,717 who knows what that is? Deadlines, circulation... That I understand. 603 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,108 You know, you should go out every now and then. 604 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,518 If you put on a couple of new ties, girls would be all over you. 605 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,791 Anita? what? 606 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,155 Leave me alone. 6...