Throw Momma from the Train

00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:26,757 you've been working on some novel 488 00:28:26,841 --> 00:28:28,551 that no one has ever seen. 489 00:28:28,593 --> 00:28:30,136 So you get the shaft from your wife, 490 00:28:30,219 --> 00:28:33,890 you dive into another excuse for not writing. 491 00:28:33,931 --> 00:28:38,144 Go ahead, Larry! Go to Mexico. Write your heart out! 492 00:28:38,227 --> 00:28:41,606 But I handle writers, Larry, not artists. 493 00:28:41,647 --> 00:28:42,732 You go be an artist. 494 00:28:42,773 --> 00:28:44,150 Let the rest of the world make a living. 495 00:28:44,233 --> 00:28:46,861 Here. It's my favorite fuchsia. 496 00:28:46,944 --> 00:28:48,237 Live and be well. 497 00:29:10,176 --> 00:29:13,429 That's the house. This is good, here. 498 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,183 I'll be right back. 499 00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:19,227 -I'm going to go visit my aunt. -Okay, bro. 500 00:29:58,891 --> 00:30:01,269 Oh! Shit! 501 00:30:44,228 --> 00:30:46,355 Why, Mr. Lopez. 502 00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:55,072 Can I borrow that...towel? 503 00:31:00,745 --> 00:31:02,705 My big Chihuahua. 504 00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:08,794 Andale? Andale where? 505 00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:19,263 That's right. Right there. 506 00:31:26,062 --> 00:31:27,980 Are you always like this? 507 00:31:29,649 --> 00:31:31,692 Oh, God! 508 00:31:45,289 --> 00:31:46,707 Hello? 509 00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,209 Oh, hi, Joel. 510 00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:52,129 That's my agent, my agento. 511 00:31:52,213 --> 00:31:54,131 How's L.A., darling? 512 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:55,800 Oh, nothing much. 513 00:31:55,842 --> 00:31:58,427 I'm, uh, having a little trouble with the gardener, 514 00:31:58,469 --> 00:31:59,804 but other than that, I-- 515 00:31:59,887 --> 00:32:01,722 What? What sound, sweetie? 516 00:32:01,806 --> 00:32:03,516 Oh, that's the, uh... That's the TV. 517 00:32:04,809 --> 00:32:06,269 Uh... Old Yeller. 518 00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:09,480 Yes, I know, Joel. I know they shot him in the end. 519 00:32:10,773 --> 00:32:15,236 Yes, darling. I'm aware of the book signing tonight. 520 00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:18,322 Yeah. Maui. I--I'll be there. 521 00:32:18,406 --> 00:32:19,824 Kiss, kiss. 522 00:32:58,779 --> 00:33:02,033 Bye, Mr. Lopez! 523 00:33:17,006 --> 00:33:18,799 Make sure you get the boat. 524 00:33:18,883 --> 00:33:20,301 Bye-bye! 525 00:33:21,886 --> 00:33:23,805 Last boat to Maui! 526 00:33:49,497 --> 00:33:51,833 It feels great! Come on! 527 00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:52,917 Who's next? 528 00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:54,877 Come on, Brian! Come on, Marie! 529 00:34:03,427 --> 00:34:05,638 This is my first trip to the islands. 530 00:34:56,814 --> 00:34:58,649 Oh, my God! 531 00:35:33,017 --> 00:35:38,022 The night...wasn't. 532 00:35:43,194 --> 00:35:46,531 There's probably halibut right here 533 00:35:46,614 --> 00:35:48,199 who could write better than me. 534 00:35:51,536 --> 00:35:52,954 Boy... 535 00:35:53,037 --> 00:35:55,498 The night was... 536 00:35:57,041 --> 00:36:00,962 If you got a line, fish, just yell it out. 537 00:36:01,045 --> 00:36:02,547 I'm up for grabs. 538 00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:10,638 Perfect. 539 00:36:34,579 --> 00:36:37,915 What about Brenda Lee? Do you like Brenda Lee? 540 00:36:37,957 --> 00:36:40,126 -The jockey? -No. 541 00:36:46,090 --> 00:36:47,508 Cloudy! 542 00:36:47,592 --> 00:36:49,010 <i>Aloha!</i> 543 00:36:49,093 --> 00:36:50,303 What? 544 00:36:50,386 --> 00:36:52,263 I said <i>aloha.</i> 545 00:36:52,305 --> 00:36:53,556 Hello. 546 00:36:53,598 --> 00:36:55,057 Professor Donner? 547 00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:56,601 Hello? 548 00:36:56,642 --> 00:36:57,685 Hello. 549 00:36:58,769 --> 00:37:00,104 Hello. 550 00:37:00,146 --> 00:37:02,356 Look, Professor Donner, stay by the phone. 551 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,650 I don't want them to be able to trace the call. 552 00:37:20,124 --> 00:37:21,751 Who is this? 553 00:37:21,792 --> 00:37:23,252 Professor Donner? 554 00:37:23,294 --> 00:37:25,505 <i>Aloha.</i> Hello. 555 00:37:25,588 --> 00:37:26,839 Who is this? 556 00:37:26,923 --> 00:37:28,633 It's Owen! 557 00:37:28,674 --> 00:37:31,052 Owen? 558 00:37:31,135 --> 00:37:32,804 Yeah, from class. 559 00:37:32,845 --> 00:37:34,138 What do you want? 560 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,017 It's done. You want anything from Hawaii? 561 00:37:39,769 --> 00:37:41,312 Hawaii? 562 00:37:44,607 --> 00:37:46,651 What are you doing in Hawaii? 563 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:48,069 Crisscross. You know. 564 00:37:50,112 --> 00:37:53,074 Owen, I'm hanging up on you now. 565 00:37:53,157 --> 00:37:56,160 Oh, yeah, right. I got you. Boy, are you smart! 566 00:38:04,627 --> 00:38:06,671 She didn't feel a thing, Professor Donner. 567 00:38:06,712 --> 00:38:08,714 I know how important that is