Vegas Vacation

of beautiful flowers. 417 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:37,259 And he wants to enter that garden with a knowledge and a mulch... 418 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:41,680 ...to let the flowers bloom more brightly, rather than... 419 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:43,765 - Dad. - What? 420 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:46,643 If this is about sex, I already know. 421 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:50,313 - You do? - Yeah. 422 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:51,815 Oh. 423 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,444 Good talk, son. 424 00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:00,574 So, what's it gonna be tonight? "The Amazing Elvis Monkeys"? 425 00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:03,535 - How about "Liberace on Ice"? - Oh, Clark, I don't' know. 426 00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:05,162 It's been such a long day. 427 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,081 At Hoover Dam today... 428 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:11,793 ...the water level dropped four feet after an unexplained flood... 429 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,795 Oh, thank you. 430 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,133 Hey, look at this. 431 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,385 Four tickets to Wayne Newton. 432 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,804 Wayne Newton? 433 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:25,891 Wayne Newton? 434 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,311 That's Las Vegas, they never stop giving. 435 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,188 - Yeah? - Hi. For Ellen Griswold. 436 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,566 - I'm Mr. Ellen Griswold. Thank you. - Okay. 437 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:49,664 "Please wear this tonight. A friend. " 438 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,791 Hey, who's it from, Mom? 439 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:55,128 I don't know. 440 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,797 But it's beautiful. 441 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:03,053 I guess they really know how to treat their high rollers. 442 00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:06,848 Okay, kids. Inspection in five minutes. 443 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:10,060 You heard your father. Move it. 444 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:18,401 Wayne Newton just happens to be one of America's greatest entertainers. 445 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,612 You don't know the affect he has on women. 446 00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:23,615 Yes. Griswold. Right this way, sir. 447 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:27,827 Here. 448 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,330 Make the seats good. 449 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,167 No... 450 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:36,878 No gratuity is necessary, sir. 451 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,965 - No, really. Keep it. - Follow me, please. 452 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,925 Oh, Clark. 453 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,553 - We're in the front row! - I tipped him. 454 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,439 What energy! 455 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,862 Thank you. 456 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,949 You're really a magical group of people. 457 00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:09,703 Oh, Greg, give me some birds. Let me hear some birds. 458 00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,127 Mrs. Ellen Griswold. 459 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:01,671 Ellen, huh? 460 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:05,967 Holy crap. Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom. 461 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,803 It's all part of the act, Russ. 462 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,638 Now you. 463 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,740 Well, I think we know who sent the dress. 464 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:35,622 You're very lucky. I've been to every Wayne show for the last 15 years. 465 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:39,084 And I've never seen him do anything like this. 466 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:50,303 No, I'm just saying I've never heard you hit those notes before. 467 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:55,141 Don't worry, Clark. You have nothing to fear from Wayne Newton. He's... 468 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,684 ...unattainable. 469 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,938 - Mom, you didn't see the way he was...? Watch your mouth. 470 00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:02,690 I think I'll go upstairs and take a bath. 471 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,734 Not me. 472 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,071 - Anybody up for craps? - We're too young, remember? 473 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:12,534 Oh, yeah. I remember when I was too young. 474 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,078 Here. 475 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:19,624 Both of you take 20 bucks. If you need Daddy, I'll be... 476 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,710 ...rolling the dice. Have fun, kids. 477 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,005 - Have a nice night. - See you later. 478 00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:31,261 Daddy wants a seven! Let's go, seven! 479 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,055 - Seven. A winner! - Yeah! 480 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,933 Place your bets. Lucky roller coming out. 481 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,769 - Place your bets. Yeah. 482 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,479 - Yeah. Yeah. 483 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,774 Let go of me. Let go of me! 484 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:47,026 Clark? There he is. Clark! 485 00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:49,362 See, I told you. Clark! 486 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,614 Look out, don't hurt me now. D