The Stevens think that they've won an all-expenses-paid trip to an island halfway around the world. When their house is destroyed, their food stolen, and their bacon eaten, the Stevens family crumbles, unaware that their family vacation is in fact a hidden camera reality show!
The Even Stevens Movie is a TV Movie, Comedy, Family film released in 2003.
3 subtitle releases available in English. 2 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,400
Everything that's nice and decent,
you just end up ruining.
525
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,040
Well, at least now
everyone has an ocean view, huh?
526
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,880
(INCOHERENT ARGUING)
527
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,720
People, people, people! Listen, listen!
528
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,400
I think the thing for you to do right now
is to get away from this area immediately.
529
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,680
(WAILING)
530
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,240
-What about our luggage?
-Well, officially it's cursed,
531
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,040
so touching it would just
make things worse.
532
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,280
(SIGHS)
533
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,600
And where are we supposed to live?
534
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,960
Well, I guess you could put together
a little lean-to from this.
535
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,360
STEVE: Lean-to?
536
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,840
-We're supposed to be living in a palace.
-Well, obviously that's not an option.
537
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,800
It's getting dark.
You guys should get started.
538
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,360
Wait a minute. Where are you sleeping?
539
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,440
Well, I have a small hut
provided by the islanders.
540
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,720
Only sleeps one...
comfortably. (CHUCKLES)
541
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,240
Don't worry, I'll check in on you later
to see if you survive.
542
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,360
Survive?
543
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,560
All right. Let's not panic. Come on.
544
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,960
We've got a lot of work to do.
Let's pitch in.
545
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,200
STEVE: Get this thing up.
That's it. Come on.
546
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,120
-(SIGHS) You know...
-STEVE: Put these together...
547
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,080
this is your fault.
548
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,760
Ren, can we not talk about this?
It was an accident, I'm sorry.
549
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,760
You know, you shouldn't have even
been in there, Louis.
550
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,120
Well, Ren, I'm sorry
I'm not perfect like you.
551
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,200
-I am not perfect.
-Really?
552
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:16,400
Ren, let's look at this. You have perfect
grades. You have perfect behavior.
553
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,680
You have a perfect life.
554
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,520
You don't know what's going on in my life.
555
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:25,680
So you had a little boyfriend trouble.
Boohoo, Ren. Life goes on.
556
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,800
You know what?
I do not want to talk about Gil.
557
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,120
And if you were smart,
you'd shut your mouth.
558
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,040
-Well, what if I wasn't smart?
-Hey. Stop it, guys.
559
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,320
We've got enough to deal with without
you two being at each other's throats, OK?
560
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:43,080
You know what? Louis, you and Donnie
and I will go find some firewood,
561
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,520
and Ren, you and Beans will stay with Dad
and help start the shelter.
562
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,920
-I'd rather eat. You got any more slugs?
-Hey, Beans, we're all hungry.
563
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,480
If we find some food,
we'll pick it up and bring it back.
564
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,520
(DONNIE GRUNTS)
565
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,360
Donnie. Can you do me a favor, Donnie?
566
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,560
Could you scratch my nose, please?
567
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,920
Can you scratch my nose? Donnie?
568
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,280
Ah. Ah.
569
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,640
Keep it still. I'll get it.
570
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,120
(SCREAMS)
571
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,200
EILEEN: Who? What?
572
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,480
Good news, everyone.
The tribal elders are meeting right now.
573
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,760
And if you go before them
and make a sincere, heartfelt apology,
574
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,360
I'm sure everything is going to be fine.
575
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,160
EILEEN: Oh!
576
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:33,520
-Thank goodness. I'll go tell the others.
-No, no, I'm sorry.
577
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,520
Mandelino tradition states that all
apologies must be made in groups of three.
578
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,400
Groups of three. Groups of three.
579
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,920
(DRUM MUSIC PLAYING)
580
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,640
(CHIEF TUKA CRIES OUT)
581
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,520
Let the boy speak.
582
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,000
Go ahead, Donnie.
You're stronger than I am.
583
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,120
-OK. OK. Hold on, hold on.
-Get up there.
584
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,840
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
585
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,160
Speak to fire go
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