One Crazy Cruise

I mean, I am not! 525 00:21:13,859 --> 00:21:15,461 Stop confusing me! 526 00:21:15,561 --> 00:21:18,564 Face it, I got you all on tape. 527 00:21:18,664 --> 00:21:21,033 Now... 528 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:23,268 who's ready to talk? 529 00:21:23,302 --> 00:21:26,171 I am. 530 00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:28,140 No. She doesn't want to talk. 531 00:21:28,273 --> 00:21:31,643 By all means... let her speak! 532 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:37,416 That footage would never stand up in court. 533 00:21:37,516 --> 00:21:39,461 If you had clear images of the perpetrator's faces, 534 00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:41,053 you would've shown them to us by now. 535 00:21:41,153 --> 00:21:43,756 Instead, you have nothing more than circumstantial evidence. 536 00:21:43,856 --> 00:21:45,991 You simply can't prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that 537 00:21:46,091 --> 00:21:47,459 that was us. Mm-hmm. 538 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:49,962 So either arrest us... And risk losing your job... 539 00:21:50,062 --> 00:21:53,732 Or release us posthaste, forthwith. 540 00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:58,771 You have made a very powerful enemy here today. 541 00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:01,707 From this moment on, I am 542 00:22:01,807 --> 00:22:05,144 going to be on you like stink on skunk. 543 00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:06,945 Stink on skunk. What? 544 00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:08,914 Now, get outta here! 545 00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:10,115 Okay! Okay! 546 00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:13,519 Yes, Ma'am... Sir! Sorry! 547 00:22:13,619 --> 00:22:15,354 Whew, that was close! But at least we got 548 00:22:15,454 --> 00:22:17,389 a few more things to add to the timeline. 549 00:22:17,489 --> 00:22:19,825 The security footage showed that we were on the deck 550 00:22:19,925 --> 00:22:21,560 by the pool at 1:12 am. 551 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,562 And we were also at the midnight buffet. 552 00:22:23,662 --> 00:22:26,298 If we could just figure out when the midnight buffet was! 553 00:22:27,399 --> 00:22:30,869 Huh? Man. Oh! 554 00:22:30,969 --> 00:22:32,604 Okay, um, hello? 555 00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:34,549 Can we please focus on the biggest revelation here? 556 00:22:34,573 --> 00:22:37,543 Piper threw Melina overboard because she wanted her belt! 557 00:22:37,643 --> 00:22:39,311 "A," No! No, no, no, I didn't, 558 00:22:39,411 --> 00:22:41,313 and B... you were there too! 559 00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:43,582 Wha... so, I'm an accessory? 560 00:22:43,682 --> 00:22:46,351 Over an accessory? Guys, enough already. 561 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:47,786 This is serious! 562 00:22:47,886 --> 00:22:49,455 We've got to find Dad's Ziggpad. 563 00:22:49,555 --> 00:22:52,491 If we don't, we're all gonna be thrown overboard! 564 00:22:52,591 --> 00:22:54,369 How did Schnitzel the sea lion get out of the bathroom? 565 00:22:54,393 --> 00:22:55,670 He didn't get... the stairs! 566 00:22:55,694 --> 00:22:56,795 Oh, no, he's loose! 567 00:22:56,895 --> 00:22:58,997 Come on, are we sure that's Schnitzel? 568 00:22:59,098 --> 00:23:00,258 You know, a lot of fish look... 569 00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:01,967 Yup, that's Schnitzel. Yeah. 570 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:04,303 We can't just leave him wandering around the ship! 571 00:23:04,403 --> 00:23:05,704 We'll divide and conquer. 572 00:23:05,804 --> 00:23:07,840 Ellie and Cam keep looking for Dad's Ziggpad. 573 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,580 Nate and I will go talk to that hypnotist. 574 00:23:09,675 --> 00:23:10,835 And if anyone finds Schnitzel, 575 00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:12,211 return him back to his show. 576 00:23:12,311 --> 00:23:13,412 We'll meet back at the pool. 577 00:23:13,512 --> 00:23:15,681 All right, on three... 578 00:23:17,249 --> 00:23:19,284 One, two, three... break! 579 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,790 What the heck? Oh. 580 00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,692 This... 581 00:23:28,761 --> 00:23:31,063 Um... 582 00:23:31,163 --> 00:23:32,898 Nate, get back here. 583 00:23:32,998 --> 00:23:34,767 Shh! Shut up! Shush! 584 00:23:34,867 --> 00:23:36,268 I've been expecting you. 585 00:23:36,301 --> 00:23:37,703 I'll bet you have! 586 00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:40,873 I assume you're here to return my handcuffs? 587 00:23:40,973 --> 00:23:43,609 Yeah, about that... you wouldn't happen to have the key, 588 00:23:43,709 --> 00:23:45,044 would you? 'Cause, you know... 589 00:23:45,144 --> 00:23:46,755 Any chance, that you... Yeah, we don't have that. 590 00:23:46,779 --> 00:23:48,480 The key is inside all of you. 591 00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:50,282 Can you please just tell us 592 00:23:50,349 --> 00:23:51,784 exactly what happened last night? 593 00:23:51,884 --> 00:23:54,386 Isn't it obvious? 594 00:23:54,486 --> 00:23:57,289 You became a Merry Band Of Pirates. 595 00:23:57,389 --> 00:23:59,992 What? You completely ruined our li