Blood Simple

00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:02,204 <i>Isn't that wild?</i> 256 00:26:07,752 --> 00:26:11,380 Stick your finger up the wrong person's ass? 257 00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:14,717 You know, you know, 258 00:26:14,717 --> 00:26:19,013 a friend of mine a while back broke his hand, put in a cast. 259 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:24,644 The very next day he falls, protects his bad hand and he breaks his good one. 260 00:26:24,727 --> 00:26:27,480 He breaks that too, you know? 261 00:26:27,563 --> 00:26:31,359 <i>Now he's got two busted flippers. So I says to him...</i> 262 00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:36,030 I said, "Creighton, I hope your wife really loves you. 263 00:26:36,113 --> 00:26:42,036 'Cause for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own goddamn ass." 264 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,541 <i>[Laughing]</i> 265 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:49,794 That's a test. Test of true love. 266 00:26:49,919 --> 00:26:52,838 - I got a job for you. - [Laughing] 267 00:26:56,008 --> 00:27:00,805 Well, if the pay's right and it's legal, I'll do it. 268 00:27:01,764 --> 00:27:05,643 <i>It's not strictly legal.</i> 269 00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:10,690 Well, if the pay's right, I'll do it. 270 00:27:13,651 --> 00:27:16,112 It's in reference to that gentleman and my wife. 271 00:27:17,113 --> 00:27:19,156 <i>The more I think about it,</i> 272 00:27:19,198 --> 00:27:22,827 the more irritated I get. 273 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:26,622 Could you tell me what it is you want me to do, 274 00:27:26,706 --> 00:27:28,916 or is it a secret? 275 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:31,043 It's no joke. 276 00:27:38,926 --> 00:27:40,887 You want me to kill 'em. 277 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,478 Well... 278 00:27:49,562 --> 00:27:52,857 Well what? 279 00:27:52,982 --> 00:27:56,319 What do you think? 280 00:27:56,319 --> 00:27:59,322 <i>You're an idiot.</i> 281 00:27:59,405 --> 00:28:02,325 So this wouldn't... wouldn't interest you, huh? 282 00:28:02,325 --> 00:28:07,747 I didn't say that. All I said was you're an idiot. 283 00:28:07,788 --> 00:28:11,250 Hell, you've been thinkin' about it for so much, it's driving you simple. 284 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,753 I'll give you $ 10,000. 285 00:28:13,794 --> 00:28:15,838 [Scoffs, Laughs] 286 00:28:18,507 --> 00:28:22,261 I'm supposed to... do a murder... 287 00:28:22,386 --> 00:28:24,722 two murders... 288 00:28:24,764 --> 00:28:27,141 trust you not to go simple on me... 289 00:28:27,225 --> 00:28:30,144 <i>and do something stupid.</i> 290 00:28:30,144 --> 00:28:33,272 I mean really stupid. 291 00:28:33,439 --> 00:28:35,775 Now why should I trust you? 292 00:28:35,858 --> 00:28:39,695 <i>- For the money. - The money.</i> 293 00:28:41,155 --> 00:28:43,991 Yeah, 294 00:28:44,116 --> 00:28:47,203 that's a right smart of money. 295 00:28:51,749 --> 00:28:53,626 In Russia, 296 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:57,338 they make only 50 cent a day. 297 00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:16,566 I want you, uh, to go fishing. 298 00:29:16,607 --> 00:29:21,153 <i>What? Go down to Corpus for a few days.</i> 299 00:29:21,195 --> 00:29:23,155 <i>Get yourself noticed.</i> 300 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,783 I'll give you a call when it's done. 301 00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:30,913 <i>You just find a way to cover that money.</i> 302 00:29:54,312 --> 00:29:58,733 I'll take care of the money. You make sure those bodies aren't found. 303 00:30:03,487 --> 00:30:07,116 There's a big incinerator behind my place. 304 00:30:14,707 --> 00:30:19,670 <i>[Woman] So you want like a town house? Your own apartment?</i> 305 00:30:19,879 --> 00:30:22,632 <i>[Shouting In Spanish]</i> 306 00:30:27,178 --> 00:30:29,639 I show you around. 307 00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:32,141 You sure this apartment is vacant, Mrs. Esteves? - Oh, yes. 308 00:30:32,183 --> 00:30:34,810 <i>I was just explaining to him...</i> 309 00:30:34,852 --> 00:30:36,896 that he moved out yesterday. 310 00:30:36,938 --> 00:30:39,815 Don't mind Mr. Garcia. He used to be my brother-in-law. 311 00:30:41,901 --> 00:30:45,738 Looks like the state legislature is out of session. 312 00:30:45,821 --> 00:30:48,574 Yeah, I thought this was where they met. 313 00:30:48,658 --> 00:30:51,452 Listen, you're gonna help me with a problem. - I am? 314 00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:54,747 You're gonna keep an eye on Marty and Ray. Make sure nothing happens. 315 00:30:54,747 --> 00:30:57,625 Gentlemen, let's show our appreciation for Lorraine up there, 316 00:30:57,667 --> 00:31:00,294 a registered nurse from Bolton, Texas. 317 00:31:00,378 --> 00:31:01,837 How 'bout it, gentlemen? 318 00:31:03,464 --> 00:31:05,716 Thanks, Meurice. Any time. 319 00:31:05,758 --> 00:31:10,346 Hey, you don't have to worry 'bout a thing for a while. Marty went to Corpus yesterday. 320 00:31:13,432 --> 00:31:15,476 He's in the house. 321 00:31:17,603 -