Wonder Boys

aunt's house. 607 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:41,718 He said she worked there or something. 608 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:43,428 I don't remember. I need my knapsack. 609 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,474 What's he saying? 610 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:51,019 His bag. You know that ugly green thing he's always carrying around? 611 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,313 He must've left it inside. 612 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,064 (GRUNTING) 613 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,150 Aw, shit. He left it at Thaw. The auditorium. 614 00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,276 Knapsack! 615 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,196 All right. Let him crash at my house. 616 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:02,489 HANNAH: Where should I put him? 617 00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:04,449 In the shape that he's in, you could stand him up in the garage 618 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,285 next to the snow shovels and he'd be all right. 619 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,704 (PANTING) 620 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:14,584 Grady, if you wanna talk later, 621 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:15,711 I'll be up. 622 00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:26,555 Hey, guy! Tripp, the trunk. You're killing me. 623 00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:27,889 I'm gonna get it, all right? Killin' me! 624 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:38,358 MAN: You drivin' this car? Excuse me? 625 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:41,362 This 1966 maroon Ford Galaxy 500. 626 00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,321 You drivin' this car? This is my car. 627 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,323 Bullshit! It's mine, motherfucker! 628 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,033 I'm afraid you're mistaken. 629 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,785 Bullshit! TERRY: Who is that? 630 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,704 Oh, Vernon, go home to your mother, will you? 631 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,749 What are you lookin' at? 632 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:54,458 I'm lookin' at you, fella. 633 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,503 (CHUCKLING) Hit it, will you? Come on, killjoy, go! 634 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,881 Can we go now, den mother? 635 00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:02,340 What's with you? 636 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,343 I wonder. Come on, Crabs. The kid was comatose. 637 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,804 Who started that? I was trying to calm him down. 638 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:10,516 Oh, yeah, you calmed him down, Dr. Feelgood. Q: Grady! 639 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:11,600 What? Hit the brakes! 640 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,896 Stop! Hey! 641 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,355 What's his problem? 642 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,983 Back up! Get out of the car! Hey! 643 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,571 TERRY: Go around, go around him. 644 00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:25,655 I'm stopping you! I don't think so! 645 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:26,782 (WHOOPING) 646 00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,618 Come back here! 647 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,038 What's this? TERRY: It's a one-way, guy. 648 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,372 (TERRY WHOOPING) (CAR HONKING) 649 00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:40,378 Q: Go, go, go! Whoo! 650 00:39:42,590 --> 00:39:44,425 TERRY: Look out! He's back! 651 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,012 Now what? TERRY: You owe him a book, too? 652 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:51,681 You could always drive over him. 653 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:03,527 What the hell was that? 654 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,572 I just got my hood jumped on. 655 00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:21,044 Wait here. I'll be right back. 656 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,087 Where would we go? 657 00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:24,130 (MACHINE RUNNING) 658 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:27,551 (SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 659 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,437 Hold on a second. 660 00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:46,903 Professor Tripp. 661 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:52,576 I guess you're here for the backpack. 662 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:54,662 It's Traxler. Sam. 663 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:01,918 I saw the manuscript inside, so when you showed up I figured... 664 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,802 GRADY: The Love Parade. So it was true. 665 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,971 The little prick had finished his book. 666 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,515 Is it good? I don't know. It might be. 667 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,107 (BELL CHIMING) 668 00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:32,407 So there it was. Somewhere in the night, 669 00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:35,493 a Manhattan book editor was prowling the streets of Pittsburgh, 670 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,913 best-selling author at his side, 671 00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:40,708 dead dog in his trunk. 672 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,627 Say, Professor Tripp. 673 00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,879 Is all that stuff true about Errol Flynn? 674 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,591 How he used to put paprika on his dick 675 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:53,553 to make it, you know, like, 676 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,558 more stimulating for the chick? 677 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,063 Christ, Traxler, how the he