To Die For

609 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,850 Today's guest, Mrs. Maretto, 610 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:31,605 is a representative of our local television station, WWEN. 611 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:34,024 SUZANNE: On-air correspondent. I'm sorry? 612 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,278 Well, actually, I'm an on-air correspondent. 613 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,446 Well, that's fine. 614 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:42,908 Anyway, Mrs. Maretto has asked to have a few words with you, 615 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:47,746 and I know that while I'm gone you will give her your best attention. 616 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,456 Here's my best attention. 617 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,041 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 618 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,627 Did you say something, Russell? 619 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,629 No, Mr. Finlaysson, I didn't. 620 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,632 I didn't. 621 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,597 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 622 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:08,309 Well, first of all, I would like to thank you all 623 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:12,062 for extending me the courtesy of your time and attention. 624 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,814 I got something to extend. 625 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,983 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 626 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:19,278 And I would like to say that I hope you'll all be as excited 627 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:23,324 about the project I'm here to propose to you as I am. 628 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,409 First of all, I want to ask 629 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:29,163 have any of you actually ever been on television before? 630 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,665 Not counting home video, of course. 631 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:33,918 No one? 632 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,669 [RUSSELL SLURPING] 633 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,463 I was. 634 00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:39,089 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 635 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:42,718 SUZANNE: What's your name? Lydia Mertz. 636 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:46,513 And how did it happen that you made this appearance? 637 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:50,142 Oh, it was down at Benson's Electronics. 638 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:52,519 They have this video camera in the window 639 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,314 and when you walk by they take your picture. 640 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,483 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 641 00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:00,027 Well, Lydia, this may come as a surprise, 642 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:04,114 but that is how some of our most famous personalities started out. 643 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,451 Just seeing what they look like, accidentally. 644 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,287 Is that true? Absolutely. 645 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:14,708 Now, I am producing a television documentary 646 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:16,961 about kids just like yourselves, 647 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,296 because it is teenagers like you 648 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,633 who are the future of our nation. 649 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,719 And, after all, I used to be a teenager myself once, 650 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:28,138 back in the Dark Ages. Heh, heh. 651 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,061 So I would like to find out about your way of life. 652 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:37,773 How you feel about your education, 653 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,401 how you feel about things like peer pressure, 654 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:43,237 how you feel about drugs, 655 00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,739 um, rap music. 656 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,241 Pussy? 657 00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:48,951 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 658 00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:52,830 Do we have to get permission slips from our parents for this? 659 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,165 No. No, that wouldn't be necessary. 660 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,626 Hey, when did your folks learn to read and write? 661 00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,253 Hey, read this, shitface. 662 00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:01,422 [STUDENTS GROANING AND LAUGHING] 663 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:03,632 All right. All right. 664 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,092 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 665 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,511 All right, all right, all right. 666 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,931 I am going to put this list on your bulletin board. 667 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:14,018 And any of you who think this project 668 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:18,063 would be as meaningful as I know it can be 669 00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,149 just put their names on it. 670 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,443 And I would also like to thank you all 671 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,278 [CHATTERING STOPS] 672 00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:26,363 For your interest. 673 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,957 Everything settled then? Yes. 674 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:42,212 Well, then let's give Mrs. Maretto our thanks 675 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,631 and a round of applause. 676 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:54,767 Thank you. Thank you. 677 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:55,976 ...