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on <i>Ellen</i> thing that pushed me over the edge. 575 00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:27,465 - Oh, you're driving. - Yes, I'm driving. 576 00:30:27,467 --> 00:30:30,534 God, what a bunch of spineless idiots. 577 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:34,338 Imagine my father seeing me wind up here. 578 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:37,507 He would've staged a hunger strike to shut this place down. 579 00:30:37,509 --> 00:30:39,709 Ugh. 580 00:30:39,711 --> 00:30:43,246 Magda's got a huge crush on you, you know. 581 00:30:43,248 --> 00:30:45,483 Nobody gets a crush on me anymore. 582 00:30:45,485 --> 00:30:47,154 I'm too old. 583 00:30:49,354 --> 00:30:53,256 <i>"He says, ‘Is this 859-6732?</i> 584 00:30:53,258 --> 00:30:55,592 <i>Is this Angela 911?'</i> 585 00:30:55,594 --> 00:30:58,598 <i>I say, ‘What would you like to do tonight?'</i> 586 00:31:00,632 --> 00:31:03,801 <i>He says, ‘I'm coming up to you from behind.</i> 587 00:31:03,803 --> 00:31:05,770 <i>My hand is over your mouth.</i> 588 00:31:05,772 --> 00:31:09,573 <i>I'm bending you over a trash can, making you open your legs.</i> 589 00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:11,274 <i>You push your ass against me...'"</i> 590 00:31:11,276 --> 00:31:12,510 - Ted? - Yeah. 591 00:31:12,512 --> 00:31:15,215 - I'm going to bed. - Okay. I'll be up in a bit. 592 00:31:20,553 --> 00:31:23,687 <i>"Just then, Eddie really started to hate mirrors.</i> 593 00:31:23,689 --> 00:31:27,625 Eddie was glad there were no mirrors on the bottom of the toilet bowls. 594 00:31:27,627 --> 00:31:31,262 He would've had to see his fat, pale, jellyfish face..." 595 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,763 <i>"He says, ‘Is this Angela 911?'</i> 596 00:31:33,765 --> 00:31:36,701 <i>I say, ‘What would you like to do tonight?'</i> 597 00:31:36,703 --> 00:31:38,936 <i>He says, ‘Listen to what I'm doing.</i> 598 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:43,307 <i>I'm pulling up your skirt, slapping your thighs just lightly.</i> 599 00:31:43,309 --> 00:31:45,810 <i>You feel my hardness straining to find release.</i> 600 00:31:45,812 --> 00:31:46,910 <i>You unbutton my...'"</i> 601 00:31:46,912 --> 00:31:48,812 - Coach. - Yeah? 602 00:31:48,814 --> 00:31:50,348 That's it. 603 00:31:50,350 --> 00:31:52,949 It's great. Really. 604 00:31:52,951 --> 00:31:54,952 - Very brave work, Carlos. - Thank you. 605 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:56,520 Good. 606 00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:58,822 What did everyone think? 607 00:32:11,004 --> 00:32:12,770 - Hey. - Hey. 608 00:32:12,772 --> 00:32:15,339 Thanks for what you said. 609 00:32:15,341 --> 00:32:17,007 Oh, yeah, sure. No sweat. 610 00:32:17,009 --> 00:32:18,443 At least somebody understands me. 611 00:32:18,445 --> 00:32:21,811 That part where the guy goes on and on about the dog, that was amazing. 612 00:32:21,813 --> 00:32:22,980 - Doofy. - Yes. Right. 613 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:24,881 Doofy. 614 00:32:24,883 --> 00:32:26,850 You walkin' across the quad? 615 00:32:26,852 --> 00:32:31,022 I got, like, a half an hour before Western Lit. We could grab a coffee. 616 00:32:31,024 --> 00:32:33,357 I, uh... I can't. I've, um... 617 00:32:33,359 --> 00:32:36,494 I gotta see what he thought about my chapter. I'm really nervous about it. 618 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,030 I think he probably hated it. 619 00:32:39,032 --> 00:32:41,032 - Well, good luck. - Thanks. 620 00:32:41,034 --> 00:32:43,270 - I'll see you around. - All right. 621 00:32:46,906 --> 00:32:49,309 Looks like you made his day. 622 00:32:50,342 --> 00:32:51,975 Well, I was just telling the truth. 623 00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:53,910 - His story wasn't bad. - Yeah. 624 00:32:53,912 --> 00:32:59,817 And thank you for not letting another class devolve into civil war. 625 00:32:59,819 --> 00:33:02,386 Well, don't thank me too fast. Nothing's for free, you know. 626 00:33:02,388 --> 00:33:05,826 Oh? What's it gonna cost me? 627 00:33:06,726 --> 00:33:09,459 Time. Hard time. 628 00:33:09,461 --> 00:33:12,530 This one... really sucks. 629 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,999 Great. I can't wait to read it. 630 00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:17,100 Uh, it's from the mother's perspective, 631 00:33:17,102 --> 00:33:18,703 and it's about when the parents first meet. 632 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:23,541 I know I've been giving you so much stuff, so if it's too much, just let me know. 633 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,846 No, no, it's my pleasure. Really. I, um... 634 00:33:27,813 --> 00:33:31,682 Uh, just don't be upset with me if it takes me, you know, a few days to read it. 635 00:33:31,684 --> 00:33:33,717 - Yeah, yeah. No rush. - Okay. 636 00:33:33,719 --> 00:33:35,686 I'll just be waiting by the phone. 637 00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:39,790 - All right. - All right, thanks. I'll see ya. 638 00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:41,328 All right. See ya. 639 00:33:45,965 --> 00:33:47,