Once Bitten

490 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,113 I'll see you in your dreams. 491 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,348 Sure thing. 492 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,685 (ICE CREAM TRUCK BELL CHIMING) 493 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,912 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 494 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,390 Rare hamburger, please. 495 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,593 Uh, very rare, please. 496 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,264 Can I have one of those uncooked ones? 497 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:35,641 Right. 498 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,912 <i>* Once bitten</i> 499 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,981 <i>* You won't feel no pain, boy</i> 500 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:45,251 <i>* Once bitten, once bitten*</i> 501 00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:48,754 Hey, hey, hey, stud. 502 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,458 What happened to you guys Saturday night? 503 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,161 I... I... I called you Sunday, but you were out. 504 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:57,396 It was a total disaster. 505 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,899 Well, I don't know. The strip search was kind of fun. 506 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,102 But hey, how about you? Did you go for the pokey? 507 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,139 I don't want to talk about it. 508 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,208 Well, you did it with her, didn't you? 509 00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:11,777 Yeah, I guess. 510 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,845 Oh, Jesus, God, those breasts! 511 00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:15,447 (RUSS EXCLAIMING) 512 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,115 Has it changed you any? 513 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:20,186 I... I mean, do you feel more manly or mature? 514 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,254 It was all a big mistake. 515 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:25,624 I was so drunk, I don't remember much, you know. 516 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,359 Hey, come on! Tell us what happened, 517 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:29,828 blow by beautiful blow! 518 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,330 Did you undress her slowly, 519 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:35,434 like...like, first baring her big, luscious magoombas? 520 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,636 Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything? 521 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,805 I told you, I don't remember! 522 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,309 If you're so interested in my sexual failures, 523 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:46,478 why don't you go out and have a few of your own? 524 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,250 Robin, wait a second. 525 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,186 Where'd you find her? 526 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,588 A 7-Eleven? A bowling alley? 527 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,163 MARK: Robin. Robin, wait up! 528 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:12,137 Saturday night, the three of us went up to Hollywood. 529 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,305 Hollywood? 530 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:15,641 It was Russ's stupid idea. 531 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:16,908 You mean to tell me 532 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:20,512 you went home with a woman you met in a bar in Hollywood? 533 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:23,715 (SIGHING) 534 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:24,850 And? 535 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,819 I don't want to talk about it. 536 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,988 You didn't make love to her? 537 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,823 I think so. I don't know. 538 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,326 You think so? You don't know? 539 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,728 I remember she bit the buttons off my shirt. 540 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:39,531 And the next thing I remember is Sebastian bringing me orange juice. 541 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:40,932 Sebastian? 542 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,568 The chauffeur. 543 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,002 The chauffeur? 544 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,171 Well, also like the butler, too. 545 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,406 The butler? 546 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:49,241 You mean they all saw her bite your buttons? 547 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,609 No! 548 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:53,545 I mean, I don't know what happened, exactly. 549 00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:56,348 Oh, Mark, 550 00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:58,850 I can't believe you're willing to throw away our relationship 551 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:03,622 on a one-night stand with a chauffeur and a butler, and a slut who eats buttons? 552 00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:05,791 But you did, you really did. 553 00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:09,628 You can have your damn ring back! 554 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,364 What am I supposed to do with it? 555 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:14,165 Use your imagination. 556 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,081 Mark? 557 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:31,783 Mmm-hmm. 558 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,753 What are you doing, Mark? 559 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,788 I'm dissecting this frog. 560 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,926 But you're not a member of this class. 561 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:45,063 I'm not? 562 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,066 To my knowledge, you have never attended la...