Made of Honor

725 00:31:29,150 --> 00:31:31,486 visiting museums. It was... 726 00:31:32,070 --> 00:31:33,113 It was perfect. 727 00:31:35,907 --> 00:31:36,741 [sighs] 728 00:31:39,703 --> 00:31:41,746 So when it was time for Hannah to leave, I just... 729 00:31:43,331 --> 00:31:45,875 {\an5}- I don't know, I just... I couldn't let her go. - Ah! 730 00:31:46,419 --> 00:31:47,503 [Colin] So I got down on one knee... 731 00:31:47,587 --> 00:31:49,922 And he proposed, and I accepted. 732 00:31:50,006 --> 00:31:52,341 Wow, that's just... It's huge, it's... 733 00:31:52,425 --> 00:31:53,968 So the wedding's coming together quickly. 734 00:31:54,051 --> 00:31:56,220 {\an5}- [Tom] Oh, it sounds like it. - We're gonna get married in Scotland, 735 00:31:56,304 --> 00:31:57,638 at Colin's parents' summer home. 736 00:31:57,722 --> 00:31:59,932 {\an5}It's gonna be small affair. We can't expect too many people 737 00:32:00,016 --> 00:32:01,642 to make the trip overseas in just a fortnight. 738 00:32:03,436 --> 00:32:04,395 - A fortnight? - Aye. 739 00:32:04,937 --> 00:32:06,772 - That's two weeks. - It's crazy, isn't it? 740 00:32:06,939 --> 00:32:08,899 {\an5}- You ever been to Scotland, Tom? - You know, I haven't. 741 00:32:09,108 --> 00:32:10,944 {\an5}You should see the wee church where we're exchanging vows. 742 00:32:11,028 --> 00:32:13,322 {\an5}It's the same church that Colin's parents were married in. 743 00:32:13,405 --> 00:32:15,324 {\an5}[Colin] It's pretty spectacular. It's across the loch 744 00:32:15,407 --> 00:32:16,700 - from our distillery. - Distillery? 745 00:32:16,783 --> 00:32:17,618 Aye... 746 00:32:17,701 --> 00:32:19,786 {\an5}Colin's family owns the largest whiskey distillery in Scotland. 747 00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:20,704 Oh. 748 00:32:21,371 --> 00:32:22,581 Tom, look, 749 00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:26,084 {\an5}if you were getting married, I'd expect to be your best man. 750 00:32:26,585 --> 00:32:27,419 Tom, 751 00:32:28,545 --> 00:32:30,130 will you be my maid of honor? 752 00:32:32,883 --> 00:32:34,051 [laughs] 753 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:35,386 Your maid of honor? 754 00:32:35,511 --> 00:32:37,180 [screams] Oh! 755 00:32:37,263 --> 00:32:38,431 - [glass shatters] - [people gasp] 756 00:32:38,514 --> 00:32:39,474 [Tom] Oh, I'm so sorry. 757 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:43,645 Forgive me, I... 758 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,313 - What is it with you? - What? I didn't... 759 00:32:45,688 --> 00:32:47,190 What are you... Excuse me. 760 00:32:47,273 --> 00:32:49,275 Excuse me. Did you see that? 761 00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:51,569 [laughing] 762 00:32:52,278 --> 00:32:53,112 Maid of honor. 763 00:32:54,322 --> 00:32:56,574 That's funny stuff. But you're a guy. 764 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:58,661 - Go ahead, just get it out. - Oh, my... 765 00:32:59,328 --> 00:33:00,829 So... So, what did you say? 766 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:02,539 - Did you say yes? - No. 767 00:33:02,873 --> 00:33:04,750 {\an5}- No? - I didn't know what to say. I told her I'd think about it. 768 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:07,711 {\an5}You need to think about whether that dress is gonna make your ass look big. 769 00:33:07,961 --> 00:33:09,004 Give me a break. Come on. 770 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:10,547 Okay. All right, let me think. 771 00:33:10,673 --> 00:33:11,715 [sighs] She really into this guy? 772 00:33:11,799 --> 00:33:12,716 Oh, you should have seen her. 773 00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:15,094 Staring at him all moony, like he shits unicorns. 774 00:33:15,177 --> 00:33:17,680 {\an5}Oh, that's not good, man. I'm thinking you're gonna have to do this. 775 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,098 You're gonna have to be the maid of honor. 776 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,557 - What? - Yeah. I'm serious. 777 00:33:20,683 --> 00:33:22,268 {\an5}Think about it. This would give you an excuse 778 00:33:22,352 --> 00:33:23,978 to be around Hannah all the time. 779 00:33:24,187 --> 00:33:28,108 Helping her out, being the man behind the curtain. Huh? 780 00:33:28,358 --> 00:33:29,734 You'd be her confidant. 781 00:33:30,193 --> 00:33:31,277 And then you could use that time 782 00:33:31,361 --> 00:33:33,446 to point out to Hannah that this is really crazy 783 00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:35,281 and that she doesn't even know this guy at all. 784 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,033 No, I'm not gonna do that. No way. 785 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,827 - What? Look, bud. - No. 786 00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:41,079 I don't know what your other options are. 787 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,416 You've got a better chance of stopping this wedding 788 00:33:44,499 --> 00:33:46,335 from inside than from another continent. 789 00:33:47,294 --> 00:33:48,587 And they say that you can shorten this 790 00:33:48,671 --> 00:33:49,964 and wear it again if you like. 791 00:33:50,047 --> ...