Down with Love

- (LAUGHING) 598 00:31:25,739 --> 00:31:28,059 MAN: <i>But then they tripled. How did that happen?</i> 599 00:31:28,139 --> 00:31:31,859 <i>It seems that church groups in the Bible belt were so zealous</i> 600 00:31:31,938 --> 00:31:33,899 <i>about being seen burning my book</i> 601 00:31:34,219 --> 00:31:37,738 <i>that every time they had a bonfire, they would call and reorder</i> 602 00:31:37,819 --> 00:31:39,579 - <i>so that they could have another one.</i> - (ALL LAUGHING) 603 00:31:43,658 --> 00:31:46,138 <i>Now, I've heard a lot of talk about chapter eight,</i> 604 00:31:46,218 --> 00:31:49,418 <i>about the worst kind of man, the kind every woman should avoid.</i> 605 00:31:49,498 --> 00:31:50,538 <i>What's that title again?</i> 606 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:54,898 <i>Oh. yes. "Men who change women as often as they change their shirts."</i> 607 00:31:54,978 --> 00:31:58,258 MAN: <i>And have you met a lot of that kind of man in your research?</i> 608 00:31:58,338 --> 00:32:01,778 (CHUCKLES) <i>You're not asking me to name names, are you?</i> 609 00:32:01,857 --> 00:32:04,538 - <i>No, of course not.</i> - (BARBARA LAUGHING) 610 00:32:05,417 --> 00:32:06,657 <i>Catcher Block.</i> 611 00:32:07,138 --> 00:32:08,218 (AUDIENCE) <i>Oh!</i> 612 00:32:14,617 --> 00:32:15,897 Wow! 613 00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:19,697 Four million women in the naked city, 614 00:32:19,777 --> 00:32:21,137 and the one you let get away, 615 00:32:21,537 --> 00:32:23,737 the one you had to get on the bad side of, 616 00:32:24,257 --> 00:32:27,377 is the woman all the other four million are listening to. 617 00:32:28,856 --> 00:32:30,617 (SNICKERING) 618 00:32:30,697 --> 00:32:32,777 You blew it, buddy. 619 00:32:33,696 --> 00:32:37,337 The age of Catcher Block, ladies' man, man's man, man about town, 620 00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:38,457 is over! 621 00:32:39,456 --> 00:32:40,497 The king is dead. 622 00:32:41,096 --> 00:32:42,537 I hate to spoil your fun, Mac, 623 00:32:42,616 --> 00:32:44,457 but the four million women I go out with 624 00:32:44,536 --> 00:32:46,376 don't listen to Barbara Novak. 625 00:32:46,736 --> 00:32:48,256 (PHONE RINGING) 626 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:51,536 Hello. 627 00:32:52,656 --> 00:32:54,456 Hey, Gwendolyn, baby. Where are you? 628 00:32:56,536 --> 00:32:57,776 Well, then get out of the airport. 629 00:32:57,856 --> 00:32:59,455 We have reservations for 10:00. 630 00:33:00,536 --> 00:33:02,775 Well, you can't sit in the terminal till 3:00 a.m. 631 00:33:03,256 --> 00:33:04,456 Aren't you going to get hungry? 632 00:33:05,095 --> 00:33:06,455 No, I'm pretty full. 633 00:33:06,936 --> 00:33:09,775 Besides, I have to... catch up on some reading. 634 00:33:10,415 --> 00:33:13,095 Reading? Reading what? 635 00:33:16,775 --> 00:33:18,096 Good night, Gwendolyn. 636 00:33:23,855 --> 00:33:26,495 What's the matter, Catch? Lose another one? 637 00:33:27,775 --> 00:33:30,975 I am going to bury that Novak broad 638 00:33:31,055 --> 00:33:33,015 and turn this crazy upside 639 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,134 "Down With Love" world right side up again. 640 00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:37,374 I'm gonna write the expose of the century 641 00:33:37,454 --> 00:33:39,055 so the world will know once and for all 642 00:33:39,134 --> 00:33:41,094 that deep down all women are the same. 643 00:33:41,174 --> 00:33:43,854 They all want the same thing, love and marriage, 644 00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,574 even Miss Barbara "Down With Love" Novak. 645 00:33:46,654 --> 00:33:48,294 And I am going to prove it. 646 00:33:48,814 --> 00:33:51,334 How? Novak won't even see you. 647 00:33:51,934 --> 00:33:52,933 That's right. 648 00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:56,414 That's why Novak won't even see me coming. 649 00:34:03,894 --> 00:34:05,934 Barbara, you're not dressed. Aren't you coming? 650 00:34:06,374 --> 00:34:08,933 No. I'm just gonna stay in tonight. 651 00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:10,614 Why? Because you don't have a date? 652 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:13,053 My date's a quarterback with 27 teammates. 653 00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:14,373 I'm sure he can fix you up. 654 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:15,773 I'm sure he couldn't. 655 00:34:16,293 --> 00:34:18,853 I am persona non grata to all men. 656 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:22,773 I can't even get picked up by a taxi driver. 657 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,372 Oh. This is crazy. 658 00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:26,412 All of this fame and success, 659 00:34:26,493 --> 00:34:30,333 and Miss Sex <i>A La Carte</i> is the only woman who can't have sex <i>a la carte.</i> 660 00:34:30,412 --> 00:34:31,772 At least not on this Earth. 661 00:34:31,853 --> 00:34:33,132 Maybe we could find you an astronaut 662 00:34:33,213 --> 00:34:34,333 who's been in orbit the past two weeks. 663 00:34:35,492 --> 00:34:36,572 It