Mulan

It's all attitude. Be tough, like this guy here. 444 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:53,541 (SNORTING) What are you lookin' at? 445 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,252 Punch him. It's how men say hello. 446 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,339 Yao, you've made a friend. 447 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,884 Good. Now slap him on the behind. They like that. 448 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,094 Whoa-ho-ho! 449 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:09,015 I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy. 450 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,143 Yao, relax and chant with me. 451 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,811 (GROWLING) 452 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,396 (CHANTING) 453 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,151 (YAO CHANTING) 454 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,654 - (MUTTERING GIBBERISH) - Feel better? 455 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:27,492 Yeah. Ah, you ain't worth my time. 456 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,660 - Chicken boy. - (SCREAMING) Chicken boy? 457 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,038 Say that to my face, ya limp noodle! 458 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,915 (GROWLS) 459 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:38,544 Oh! Sorry, Ling. 460 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:39,879 Hey! 461 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,549 You're dead! 462 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,055 Oh, there he goes! 463 00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:54,602 - (CLATTERING) - (CHICKENS CLUCKING) 464 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:01,943 (GRUNTING) 465 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,862 (MEN GROANING) 466 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,867 MULAN: Guys. 467 00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:13,204 The Huns have struck here, here and here. 468 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:16,207 I will take the main troops up to the Tung Shao Pass, 469 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,961 and stop Shan-Yu before he destroys this village. 470 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,380 Excellent strategy, sir. 471 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:25,341 I do love surprises. (CHUCKLING) 472 00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:28,928 You will stay and train the new recruits. 473 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:31,764 When Chi Fu believes you're ready, 474 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,849 you will join us, Captain. 475 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,851 Captain? 476 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:40,022 (GASPS) This is an enormous responsibility, General. 477 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,024 Perhaps a soldier with more experience. 478 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:46,487 Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques, 479 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,115 and impressive military lineage. 480 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:51,951 I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job. 481 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:56,414 Oh, I will. I won't let you down. This is... I mean... (CLEARS THROAT) 482 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:59,417 - Yes, sir. - Very good, then. 483 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:03,004 We'll toast China's victory at the Imperial City. 484 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:06,299 I'll expect a full report in three weeks. 485 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:09,677 And I won't leave anything out. 486 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,432 Captain Li Shang. 487 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,017 Hmm. (CHUCKLES) 488 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:19,395 Leader of China's finest troops. 489 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:22,815 No. The greatest troops of all time. 490 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,400 (MEN YELLING) 491 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,280 (MOANING) 492 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,201 Most impressive. 493 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,999 - (WHINNIES) - Good luck, Captain! 494 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,208 (URGES HORSE) 495 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:50,384 Good luck, Father. 496 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:55,848 (MEN YELLING) 497 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,600 (FIGHTING CONTINUES) 498 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:00,311 Day one. 499 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,898 Soldiers! 500 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,817 TOGETHER: He started it! 501 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:16,327 I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp. 502 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,245 (SOFTLY) Sorry. 503 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,413 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 504 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:22,249 (IN DEEP VOICE) I mean, sorry you had to see that. 505 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,586 But you know how it is when you get those manly urges 506 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,338 and you just gotta kill somethin', 507 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:31,008 (GROANS) fix things, cook outdoors... 508 00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:34,762 - What's your name? - (STAMMERING) 509 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,516 Your commanding officer just asked you a question. 510 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,895 I've got a name. And it's a boy's name, too. 511 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,773 - Ling. How 'bout Ling? - His name is Ling. 512 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,859 I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours! 513 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:51,696 - Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu. - Ah Chu. 514 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,282 - Ah Chu? - Gesundheit. I kill myself. 515 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,867 - Mushu. - Mushu? 516 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:5