Barbie

- What? 758 00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:52,192 - What's your name again? - Aaron Dinkins, sir. 759 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,564 - Aaron Dickinson? - Dinkins. 760 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:54,440 Yes! Aaron. 761 00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:56,233 Is Barbie Land like an alternate reality 762 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:59,069 or is it like a place where your imagination-- 763 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:00,195 Yes! 764 00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:00,946 Okay. 765 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:04,324 Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins. 766 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:05,908 Sweden. 767 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,285 Right. 768 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:10,789 How much do you weigh? 769 00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:12,082 Doesn't matter. 770 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,376 Sounds like a job for the box. 771 00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:19,047 No one rests until this doll is back in a box. 772 00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:21,901 Look, Davy Crockett Junior High School, 773 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,218 just like I saw in my vision. 774 00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:24,636 A man on a horse. 775 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,472 I started to get all these weirdo feelings. 776 00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:29,391 Like, I have fear with no specific object. 777 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,351 - What is that? - It's anxiety. 778 00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:33,729 I have it too. They're just awful at this age. 779 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,397 I feel amazing. 780 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,441 That's because kids don't take it out on the dads. 781 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,943 She's gotta be here somewhere. 782 00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:41,278 I need to find her soon. 783 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:42,714 I'm just gonna pop into the library 784 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:44,781 and see if I can find any books on trucks. 785 00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:46,241 Okay, just don't get in trouble. 786 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,534 I won't! 787 00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:03,133 What are you doing? 788 00:39:03,217 --> 00:39:05,969 Oh, uh, what's that girl's name? 789 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:07,387 That's Sasha. 790 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,139 - Hey, Sasha! - Don't talk to her. 791 00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:12,559 Sasha can talk to you, but you can never talk to Sasha. 792 00:39:12,643 --> 00:39:14,895 - She'll crush you. - Don't worry. 793 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,178 Everyone really likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty. 794 00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:18,982 Huh. 795 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,066 Thank you. 796 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:27,157 Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up? 797 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,660 Who are you? 798 00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:36,625 I'm only your favorite woman of all time. 799 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,126 Barbie! 800 00:39:39,962 --> 00:39:41,630 You really think you're Barbie? 801 00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:43,674 - Yeah. - She's crazy. 802 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:45,235 Do you think she escaped from like an insane asylum? 803 00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:47,678 So you're like Barbie Barbie? Like a professional bimbo? 804 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:49,221 No. Barbie's not a bimbo. 805 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,473 Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator 806 00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:53,225 and a Nobel Prize winner. 807 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,893 You're a Nobel Prize winner? 808 00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:58,564 Not me, but Barbie is. 809 00:39:58,647 --> 00:39:59,690 Yeah. 810 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:02,901 Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug? 811 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,197 For being your favorite toy. 812 00:40:07,281 --> 00:40:08,424 We haven't played with Barbie 813 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,992 since we were like five years old. 814 00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,244 Yeah, I hated dolls with hair. 815 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,681 I mean, I'd play with Barbie, but it was like the last resort. 816 00:40:14,705 --> 00:40:15,831 I loved Barbie. 817 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:17,833 Oh. 818 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,210 Anyways, even then it was horrible for us. 819 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:21,295 It was horrible? 820 00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:23,838 Why? 821 00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:25,483 - Come on, Sasha. - Give it to her. 822 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:26,592 Destroy Barbie. 823 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,887 Okay, Barbie, let's do this. 824 00:40:31,722 --> 00:40:33,724 You've been making women feel bad about themselves 825 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:34,933 since you were invented. 826 00:40:35,017 --> 00:40:36,768 I think you have that the wrong way around. 827 00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:39,438 You represent everything wrong with our culture. 828 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:42,733 Sexualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals... 829 00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:46,028 No, no, no. You're describing something stereotypical. 830 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:49,031 Barbie is so much more ...