Mulan

Her fingers like the tender white roots of a green onion. 401 00:36:59,670 --> 00:37:00,960 Ling is a romantic! 402 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,960 <i>Her eyes are like morning dewdrops...</i> 403 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:06,050 <i>I like my women buxom.</i> (LAUGHS) 404 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,260 With strong, wide hips. 405 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:10,890 I like kissing women with cherry red lips. 406 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,070 I don't care what she looks like. 407 00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:14,350 - I agree. - I care what she cooks like. 408 00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:15,640 (LAUGHING) 409 00:37:16,890 --> 00:37:18,270 Tell us, Hua Jun. 410 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,980 What's your ideal woman? 411 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:26,400 My ideal woman is courageous. 412 00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:28,280 <i>A courageous woman?</i> MULAN: Yes. 413 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,660 (SCOFFS) 414 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,570 (MEN LAUGHING) 415 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:34,580 And she has a sense of humor. 416 00:37:35,910 --> 00:37:37,620 - She's also smart. - Smart? 417 00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:39,020 Well, what does she look like? 418 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,330 That's not the point. 419 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:42,750 <i>Courageous, funny, smart.</i> 420 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,380 <i>Hua Jun's not describing a woman...</i> 421 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,460 (GRUNTS) 422 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,380 <i>...he's describing me.</i> (LAUGHS) 423 00:37:47,470 --> 00:37:50,050 <i>That's not you, Yao. That's definitely not you.</i> 424 00:37:51,090 --> 00:37:52,300 (LAUGHS) 425 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:53,680 Not you. 426 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,220 (ALL LAUGHING) 427 00:37:56,390 --> 00:37:57,600 PO: Not you. 428 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,190 (MEN CONTINUE LAUGHING) 429 00:38:01,310 --> 00:38:02,310 HONGHUI: Hua Jun. 430 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,110 Don't let them bother you. 431 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,240 Especially that donkey Yao. 432 00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:10,070 (HONGHUI GRUNTS) 433 00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:12,120 (HONGHUI SIGHS) 434 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:15,540 Are you matched? Can I ask? 435 00:38:15,910 --> 00:38:17,000 No. 436 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:20,620 I mean, yes. I was. 437 00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:22,880 (CLEARS THROAT) Almost. 438 00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:25,000 Didn't work out. 439 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:27,840 Lucky you. 440 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,760 <i>I mean, how do you even begin to know</i> 441 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,010 <i>how to talk to a woman...</i> 442 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:34,140 <i>let alone be married to one?</i> 443 00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:40,480 Just talk to her like you are talking to me now. 444 00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:43,690 HONGHUI: (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I wish it was that easy. 445 00:38:48,650 --> 00:38:50,030 What if she doesn't like me? 446 00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:53,110 She will. 447 00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:58,540 I mean, I think she will, you know? 448 00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:00,290 You never know with women. 449 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,590 (HONGHUI SNIFFING) 450 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,100 <i>You should really consider skipping guard duty</i> 451 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:11,380 <i>and taking a shower.</i> 452 00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:13,760 You stink, my friend. 453 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,190 (SNIFFING) 454 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:24,230 (ALL GRUNTING IN UNISON) 455 00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,500 (CHUCKLES) 456 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,050 (BOTH GRUNTING) 457 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:08,270 (MEN EXCLAIMING) 458 00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:13,190 (PO CHUCKLES) 459 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,500 (HONGHUI GASPS) 460 00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:29,590 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 461 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,010 (CHUCKLES) 462 00:40:56,450 --> 00:40:57,650 (MEN EXCLAIMING) (CHUCKLES) 463 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,170 You idiot. 464 00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:14,800 Now everyone sees it. 465 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,670 You must hide your chi! 466 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,680 YAO: Hua Jun! (LAUGHS) 467 00:41:19,590 --> 00:41:20,850 Who knew? 468 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,310 PO: What a killer! 469 00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:24,810 (CHUCKLES) 470 00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:27,190 (SNIFFS) You reek, soldier. 471 00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:29,480 Have you even showered once yet? 472 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:32,650 You smell bad. 473 00:41:33,270 --> 00:41:34,280 YAO: Mm-hmm. 474 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,690 (PO LAUGHS) 475 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:51,460 (RUSTLING) 476 00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:27,540 HONGHUI: Hua Jun. (GASPS) 477 00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:29,500 I'm glad I found you. 478 00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:31,830 I see you're finally getting clean. 479 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,790 The Fifth Battalion thanks you. 480 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,340 I came here to be alone. 481 00:42:37,...