Mean Girls

576 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,551 She ruins people's lives. 577 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,096 When we were 13, she made people sign this petition 578 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,348 - saying that Janis was... - Damian! Please! 579 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,433 Look, she's not gonna get away with this again, okay? 580 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,852 - We're gonna do something. - We are? 581 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,440 Regina George is an evil dictator. 582 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,734 Now, how do you overthrow a dictator? 583 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:40,320 You cut off her resources. 584 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:43,573 Regina would be nothing without her high-status man candy, 585 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,368 technically good physique 586 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,289 and ignorant band of loyal followers. 587 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,585 Now, Cady, if we want this to work, 588 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:58,297 you are gonna have to keep hanging out with them like nothing is wrong. 589 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,299 Can you do it? 590 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,466 I can do it. 591 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,885 Okay, let's rock this bitch. 592 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:09,391 <i>Pretending like nothing was wrong turned out to be surprisingly easy.</i> 593 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,436 Regina wanted me to tell you that she was trying to hook you up with Aaron, 594 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,022 but he was just interested in getting her back, 595 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,440 and that's not Regina's fault. 596 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,984 - No, I know. - Okay, so you're not mad at Regina? 597 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,861 - God, no. - Okay, good. 598 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,031 Because Regina wanted me to give you this. 599 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:29,536 It's called the South Beach Fat Flush, 600 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:32,122 and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours. 601 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,332 This isn't even cranberry juice. 602 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,834 It's cranberry juice cocktail. It's all sugar. 603 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,587 - I wanna lose 3 pounds. - You're crazy. 604 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,842 Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. 605 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,928 Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back. 606 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,556 <i>Regina was dangling Aaron in front of me on purpose.</i> 607 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:53,101 <i>I knew how this would be settled in the animal world.</i> 608 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,445 <i>But this was Girl World.</i> 609 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,114 Your hair looks sexy pushed back. 610 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:10,285 <i>And in Girl World, all the fighting had to be sneaky.</i> 611 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,664 All this cranberry juice is making me break out. 612 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:18,377 Wait. I have this really good skin stuff I'll bring you. 613 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,586 Okay. 614 00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:23,006 <i>We kept our eyes open for opportunities for sabotage.</i> 615 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:30,680 Regina. 616 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:32,724 - Here you go. - Thank you. 617 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,939 - Hey. - Hey. 618 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,904 Your face smells like peppermint. 619 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,523 This is ass, you guys. 620 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,444 It's been a month, and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot. 621 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,862 I've been really busy with choir. 622 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,613 We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. 623 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,615 We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock 624 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,492 on Regina's whole dirty history. 625 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,286 - Say "crack" again. - Crack. 626 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,455 - All right, let's reconvene tonight. - I can't. 627 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,124 I have to go to Regina's to practice for the talent show. 628 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,876 We're doing a dance to this song... 629 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,294 <i>-Jingle Bell Rock. - Jingle Bell Rock.</i> 630 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:43,462 You guys know that song? 631 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:46,339 Everybody in the English-speaking world knows that song. 632 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,049 They do it every year. 633 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,218 Well, I have to learn it. 634 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,470 Go. 635 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,307 - Hey. - Why were you talking to Janis lan? 636 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,933 I don't know. I mean, she's so weird. 637 00:32:57,017 --> 00:33:00,604 She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack. 638 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:02,481 She's so pathetic. 639 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,608 Let me tell you something about Janis lan. 640