Mean Girls

768 00:36:21,822 --> 00:36:24,433 <i>♪ It's like the Internet ♪</i> 769 00:36:24,607 --> 00:36:30,396 <i>♪ Only in person and with candy ♪</i> 770 00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:33,486 Wait. Mama, use the back camera. 771 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:37,054 It's prettier 'cause science. 772 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,882 <i>♪ When you are the hot one ♪</i> 773 00:36:39,056 --> 00:36:40,710 <i>♪ It's a full-time gig ♪</i> 774 00:36:40,884 --> 00:36:43,800 <i>♪ Lookin' like what people want to see ♪</i> 775 00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:47,587 <i>♪ Once a year I'm not I dress up and dream big ♪</i> 776 00:36:47,761 --> 00:36:49,763 <i>♪ Disguised as someone else who is not me ♪</i> 777 00:36:49,937 --> 00:36:51,373 <i>♪ But is still hot! ♪</i> 778 00:36:51,547 --> 00:36:52,679 <i>♪ I can be ♪</i> 779 00:36:52,853 --> 00:36:55,290 <i>♪ Who I want to be and sexy! ♪</i> 780 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:58,685 <i>♪ I can be who I want to be and hot! ♪</i> 781 00:36:58,859 --> 00:37:02,384 <i>♪ Don't like who you are then hit that costume shop ♪</i> 782 00:37:02,558 --> 00:37:06,170 <i>♪ Rock a new and different sexy look ♪</i> 783 00:37:06,345 --> 00:37:09,478 <i>♪ Why be so downhearted? Blast some trashy pop ♪</i> 784 00:37:09,652 --> 00:37:12,742 <i>♪ And drop it to this hot and sexy hook ♪</i> 785 00:37:12,916 --> 00:37:16,964 <i>♪ I can be who I want to be and sexy! ♪</i> 786 00:37:17,138 --> 00:37:20,533 <i>♪ I can be who I want to be and hot! ♪</i> 787 00:37:20,707 --> 00:37:23,666 <i>♪ Be somebody new ♪</i> 788 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,844 <i>♪ Do a total transformation ♪</i> 789 00:37:28,018 --> 00:37:31,283 <i>♪ Animal or mineral, too ♪</i> 790 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:35,374 <i>♪ Or even vegetation! ♪</i> 791 00:37:35,548 --> 00:37:37,158 I give you sexy corn. 792 00:37:37,332 --> 00:37:40,422 <i>♪ I can be who I want to be ♪</i> 793 00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:43,425 <i>♪ And sexy! ♪</i> 794 00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:45,906 <i>♪ (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪</i> 795 00:37:49,213 --> 00:37:51,172 - <i>(TEENAGERS SCREAM)</i> - <i>(MUSIC STOPS)</i> 796 00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,829 Why are you dressed so scary? 797 00:37:56,003 --> 00:37:57,221 It's Halloween. 798 00:37:57,396 --> 00:37:58,832 Cady, if you don't dress slutty, 799 00:37:59,006 --> 00:38:00,616 that is slut-shaming us. 800 00:38:06,056 --> 00:38:09,364 Um, it's just, like, traditionally, 801 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,148 girls had to be witches or clowns 802 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:14,108 and we've worked really hard to progress past that. 803 00:38:14,282 --> 00:38:16,066 CADY: <i>Right. Tha-that makes sense.</i> 804 00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:20,462 I'm gonna go find Aaron. 805 00:38:20,636 --> 00:38:21,637 Okay. 806 00:38:22,595 --> 00:38:23,944 <i>(MOUTHS)</i> 807 00:38:24,118 --> 00:38:26,642 <i>♪ A sexy Quint from sexy</i> Jaws ♪ 808 00:38:26,816 --> 00:38:28,383 <i>♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪</i> 809 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:31,995 <i>♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt or sexy Joan of Arc ♪</i> 810 00:38:32,169 --> 00:38:35,738 <i>♪ I can be a sexy pirate or a sexy ballet dancer ♪</i> 811 00:38:35,912 --> 00:38:40,526 <i>♪ I can be a sexy doctor and cure some sexy cancer! ♪</i> 812 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,658 - That's not right, is it? - No. 813 00:38:43,790 --> 00:38:45,531 I can sexy cure some cancer? 814 00:38:45,705 --> 00:38:47,010 No. 815 00:38:47,184 --> 00:38:49,186 I can cure sex cancer! 816 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,232 Sex cancer doesn't exist. 817 00:38:51,406 --> 00:38:53,539 <i>(GASPS)</i> I did it. 818 00:38:53,713 --> 00:38:54,540 Dance break. 819 00:38:54,714 --> 00:38:56,150 <i>♪ (DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪</i> 820 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:08,510 ALL: <i>♪ Happy Halloween! ♪</i> 821 00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,952 <i>♪ This is modern feminism talkin' ♪</i> 822 00:39:16,126 --> 00:39:19,478 <i>♪ Watch me as I run the world in shoes I cannot walk in ♪</i> 823 00:39:19,652 --> 00:39:22,916 <i>♪ I can be who I want to be ♪</i> 824 00:39:23,090 --> 00:39:26,528 <i>♪ And sex... sex ♪</i> 825 00:39:26,702 --> 00:39:30,750 <i>♪ Sexy! ♪</i> 826 00:39:32,273 --> 00:39:34,971 I'm a sexy mouse. Duh! 827 00:39:35,145 --> 00:39:36,843 <i>♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪</i> 828 00:39:37,017 --> 00:39:38,453 <i>(TEENAGERS CHATTERING)</i> 829 00:39:38,627 --> 00:39:39,933 - Hey. - Hi. 830 00:39:40,107 --> 00:39:41,282 AARON: <i>Cady!</i> 831 00:39:41,456 --> 00:39:42,979 - <i>(KAREN YELPS)</i> - Hi! 832 00:39:43,153 --> 00:39:45,329 - KAREN: <i>Ow.</i> - Hey. <i>(SCREAMS PLAYFULLY)</i> 833 00:39:45,504 --> 00:39:47,027 <i>(CHUCKLES)</i> I like your costume. 834 00:39:47,201 --> 00:39:48,898 Different from everyone else's. 835 00:39:49,072 --> 00:39:51,771 <i>(CHUCKLES)</i> I didn't know I was supposed to... 836 00:39:51,945 --> 00:39:52,989 <i>