A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.
Small Time Crooks is a Comedy, Crime film released in 2000.
9 subtitle releases available in English. 5 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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Renaissance or the Magna Carta or something.
515
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,163
But that's where it's from.
516
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:04,323
Why did you decide to go
into baking so late in life?
517
00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:07,626
Well, Frenchy, we found out,
can make cookies.
518
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,629
The Frenchy they're talking about...
519
00:31:09,766 --> 00:31:12,392
...and reigning culinary genius
of Sunset... - Hello.
520
00:31:12,532 --> 00:31:16,226
...is Frances Fox, who happens
to be the wife of the C.E.O.
521
00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:18,230
So you made cookies
your whole life...
522
00:31:18,367 --> 00:31:20,594
...and everybody told you
how delicious they were.
523
00:31:20,733 --> 00:31:23,393
- Yeah. I thought they were "B.S. Ing"
me, you know? - Really?
524
00:31:23,532 --> 00:31:27,295
Yeah. Somebody gives you something
they cooked, you always say you enjoyed it...
525
00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:31,558
...even if it makes you throw up
after wards, so, you know...
526
00:31:31,699 --> 00:31:35,223
In a day and age where everyone seems
to have public relations handlers...
527
00:31:35,367 --> 00:31:37,525
...it's hard to imagine
a corporate brain trust...
528
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:41,792
...that is more direct and less image
conscious than the group here at Sunset Farms.
529
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,793
In fact, each person we met seemed
to be more eccentric than the last.
530
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:48,123
Like Tommy Walker,
the chairman of the board.
531
00:31:48,266 --> 00:31:52,096
Frenchy makes the best cookies in the
world. We're very proud of her cookies.
532
00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:54,698
What are your duties
as chairman of the board?
533
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:59,266
The board meets once or twice a week,
and we take up important issues.
534
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,457
- Issues?
- Yeah. Facts, problems.
535
00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:03,463
Things like that.
Normal stuff.
536
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:07,259
What kind of problems does an overnight
success like Sunset Farms face?
537
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,264
What kind of problems? Last week the
toilet on the fourth floor wouldn't flush.
538
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,366
It flushed, but the water
kept coming to the top.
539
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,261
So the board voted
on getting a plumber.
540
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,627
One of the architects of Sunset Farms's
unorthodox marketing strategy...
541
00:32:21,766 --> 00:32:25,755
...is the head of advertising, Denny
Doyle, a former truck driver.
542
00:32:26,066 --> 00:32:28,793
Was it you who came up with
the idea to advertise baked goods...
543
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,328
...in Playboy, Penthouse
and Hustler Magazine?
544
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:34,728
I figured if a guy's staring
at a naked piece of tail...
545
00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:38,124
...and he sees the breasts and legs,
he's gonna start to salivate.
546
00:32:38,266 --> 00:32:40,629
It's human nature.
So if he's salivating...
547
00:32:40,766 --> 00:32:42,994
...he turns the page and
comes across a picture of, say,
548
00:32:43,133 --> 00:32:44,996
...our pistachio cream cookies.
549
00:32:45,133 --> 00:32:48,156
He thinks maybe that's why
he's drooling. You understand?
550
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,163
It's psychology.
It's science.
551
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:54,357
It's like Pablo's Theory, you know,
with the dog when he feeds him?
552
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,125
- Pablo?
- Pablo, with the dogs.
553
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:59,663
Then there's ex-police
officer Ken Deloach...
554
00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:02,560
...vice-president
in charge of distribution.
555
00:33:02,699 --> 00:33:06,654
And Ben Jamin Borkowski, vice-president
in charge of plant safety.
556
00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:09,788
First thing I did was make sure
the building was fireproof.
557
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:13,362
And lest they be accused
of being a mostly male club...
558
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:17,795
May Sloan is in charge of public
relations and also physical therapy.
559
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:20,328
I understand
public relations.
560
00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:22,659
But physical therapy?
561
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:25,731
All the chocolate chips
are put in the cookies by hand.
562
00:33:26,033 --> 00:33:31,227
And that's really hard on the back
and leg muscles. I do deep massage.
563
00:33:31,367 --> 00:33:34,356
By the way,
she's also a vice president.
564
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,330
So there you have it. A brief glimpse
into a corporate culture...
565
00:33:37,467 --> 00:33:40,762
...that has industry leaders and management
analysts all over the country...
566
00:33:41,066 --> 00:33:45,760
...scratching their heads, trying to figure
out what Sunset Farms might try next.
567
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:50,589
It may be as simple as what Paul Milton,
the W
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