Drop Dead Fred

00:35:03,855 --> 00:35:05,940 It was only a joke. 479 00:35:06,858 --> 00:35:08,693 It was just a joke. 480 00:35:09,527 --> 00:35:10,778 Snot Face? 481 00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,907 It was just a joke. 482 00:35:15,283 --> 00:35:17,076 Come on. 483 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,370 Hey. Look. Look. 484 00:35:20,288 --> 00:35:22,790 Da da-da da-da-da da! 485 00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:24,792 (POPS) 486 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,006 Want a cookie? 487 00:35:31,341 --> 00:35:32,675 (BLOWING) 488 00:35:34,093 --> 00:35:35,428 (CHUCKLES) 489 00:35:37,931 --> 00:35:39,516 FRED: What's the matter? 490 00:35:41,142 --> 00:35:43,603 I really thought that Charles wanted me back. (SNIFFLING) 491 00:35:45,688 --> 00:35:47,815 What's so special about him? 492 00:35:48,399 --> 00:35:50,944 I mean, can he make you puke? 493 00:35:51,027 --> 00:35:53,279 -Not like you can. -Nah. 494 00:35:54,572 --> 00:35:57,200 So... So what, then? 495 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:02,163 -Do you really want to know, Fred? -Yeah. 496 00:36:03,456 --> 00:36:05,124 I love him. 497 00:36:06,876 --> 00:36:08,294 Why? 498 00:36:10,713 --> 00:36:12,757 I don't know. 499 00:36:12,799 --> 00:36:17,470 He sends me flowers and brings me wine. 500 00:36:19,097 --> 00:36:21,224 He's very romantic. 501 00:36:22,976 --> 00:36:25,770 He can be really sweet sometimes. 502 00:36:28,857 --> 00:36:31,234 (RETCHING) 503 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:34,195 I've never heard anything so disgusting in all my life. 504 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:37,657 (RETCHING) Romance? 505 00:36:41,244 --> 00:36:42,954 Oh! What's this? 506 00:36:43,454 --> 00:36:46,416 It's one of Charles's posters for his wine-tasting party. 507 00:36:46,457 --> 00:36:48,751 -Will Charles be there? -Yeah. 508 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:53,047 -Well, let's go. -No. I can't go alone. 509 00:36:53,631 --> 00:36:55,341 That's all right, I'll come with you. I'll be your date. 510 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,344 That's really nice, but no thanks. 511 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,643 (FRED SNORING) 512 00:37:22,410 --> 00:37:24,495 ELIZABETH: Janie! 513 00:37:26,956 --> 00:37:28,833 Janie. 514 00:37:35,173 --> 00:37:38,134 -Janie, I need your help. -You need my help at 3:00 in the morning? 515 00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:41,346 What is with your hair? Is there a Marilyn Quayle look-alike contest? 516 00:37:41,429 --> 00:37:46,059 Janie, I got this note, not from Charles, from Drop Dead Fred. 517 00:37:46,142 --> 00:37:47,852 Who dropped dead? 518 00:37:47,894 --> 00:37:49,938 Drop Dead Fred is this imaginary friend I had as a child, 519 00:37:50,021 --> 00:37:53,525 -and he's back. He's back. -I hear you knocking, but you can't come in. 520 00:37:53,566 --> 00:37:56,361 Murray is in there. No! You can't stay long. 521 00:37:56,444 --> 00:38:00,114 Janie, suddenly he's there. He's everywhere, and only I can see him. 522 00:38:00,198 --> 00:38:02,283 He's driving me crazy. 523 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:05,787 It's like he's my best friend, and yet I'm scared to death of him. 524 00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:07,413 Wait a minute. I thought I was your best friend. 525 00:38:07,497 --> 00:38:09,624 -You are. -Not just because I'm visible, right? 526 00:38:09,707 --> 00:38:11,209 MURRAY: Janie! 527 00:38:12,752 --> 00:38:16,214 -Are you coming back? -I'll be right up, Mur. 528 00:38:18,174 --> 00:38:21,845 -He's such an animal. -You mean he goes all night? 529 00:38:22,470 --> 00:38:25,431 What do you think I mean, he shits in the corner, he eats with his paws? 530 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:27,809 You can't stay here. 531 00:38:28,142 --> 00:38:31,771 If somebody else could see Drop Dead Fred, then I'd know I'm not going crazy. 532 00:38:31,938 --> 00:38:34,065 Is he here now? 533 00:38:34,983 --> 00:38:37,151 -No. -Good. 534 00:38:37,235 --> 00:38:39,320 I was going to say if he is, I can't see him. 535 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:43,032 Janie, if I go home, he's bound to be there. 536 00:38:43,074 --> 00:38:45,535 You can't stay here, though. 537 00:38:45,577 --> 00:38:47,620 I can't go home. 538 00:38:48,204 --> 00:38:49,914 Oh! 539 00:38:49,998 --> 00:38:53,084 -All right, stay the night. -Thank you. 540 00:38:53,126 --> 00:38:56,462 Murray is here one night a month. You had to pick tonight. 541 00:38:59,591 --> 00:39:00,925 (TICKING) 542 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,497 Wake up. Look what I've done. 543 00:39:32,123 --> 00:39:34,751 Elizabeth, wake up. Look. 544 00:39:35,251 --> 00:39:37,837 Snot Face, wake up. 545 00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:42,675 FRED: Wake up! 546 00:39:43,968 --> 00:39:47,013 Wake up. What, are you shedding? 547 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,852 Did you do this to yourself? 548 00:39:54,229 --> 00:39:56,481 Oh! Drop Dead Fred did it. 549 00:39:57,565 --> 00:39:59,359 He was here? 550 00:39:59,442 --> 00:40:01