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Outside! Bring the treasure map! 453 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,739 LASER: Wait a minute, guys. 454 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,451 What are we gonna do about Baby? 455 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:53,244 (BLACK BOX BEEPING) 456 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,747 It's in baby monitor mode. 457 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,292 If she wakes up, I'll hear it on my Black Box. 458 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,668 (BLACK BOX BEEPS) 459 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:03,796 And we'll come back and give her a bottle. 460 00:32:03,879 --> 00:32:04,965 LASER: Hmm. 461 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:08,426 I don't get it. What happened to the storm? 462 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,138 Maybe it's global warming. 463 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,057 (SIGHING) This sucks. 464 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,476 Even my brain feels hot. 465 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,853 I read once that yawning cools the brain. 466 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,607 LUG: Well, just keep talking and I'll start yawning for sure. 467 00:32:23,774 --> 00:32:25,735 Look at that! 468 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,571 You know what's at the end of a rainbow, don't you? 469 00:32:28,654 --> 00:32:31,324 -Skittles? -No, a pot of gold! 470 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,658 LUG: Treasure! 471 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,286 LASER: Awesome! LOOGIE: Let's go! 472 00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:38,831 Hey, guys, look. It's the end of the rainbow. 473 00:32:38,914 --> 00:32:40,208 No way. 474 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,801 Or the beginning of the rainbow. 475 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:52,303 What? 476 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,139 LOOGIE: This rock wasn't here before. 477 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:57,100 What if the rain dropped the rock from the sky, 478 00:32:57,267 --> 00:32:58,977 and the sun comes out, hits the rock, 479 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,813 creating this prismatic separation of the light from the sun, 480 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,482 thus, causing a rainbow. 481 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,484 Okay, Dr. Dumb Butt. 482 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,739 Feels powerful. 483 00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:14,659 -Huh? What do you think it is? -I wish I knew. 484 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:19,622 It's a wishing rock. 485 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:21,832 LASER: How do you know? 486 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,459 It just told me. 487 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,295 Okay, then, wish for something. 488 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:31,301 I wish for a never-ending supply of chocolate bars. 489 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,510 LASER: Huh? 490 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:37,182 Well, there's one. 491 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,685 And another and another. 492 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,520 And two more. And another. 493 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:49,360 -Cool, a never-ending pocketful of candy. -Do you realize what we have here? 494 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:52,363 -Lots of chocolate. -No. This is... 495 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,199 -Hey. -This is mine. 496 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:58,369 It was my idea to go on an adventure, so the wishing rock belongs to me. 497 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:01,539 Don't make any wishes, Loogie. We don't even know the rules yet. 498 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:04,500 I mean, that thing doesn't even come with any instructions. 499 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:08,379 Yeah, no strategy guide, cheat codes, or nothing. 500 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,839 I wish for the instructions. 501 00:34:11,757 --> 00:34:13,218 LUG: We can't read all that. 502 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,845 I wish for the short version of the instructions. 503 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,557 What's it say? 504 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,060 (SCOFFS) "Make a wish." 505 00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:24,895 Then, I wish for a fortress. 506 00:34:29,024 --> 00:34:30,193 Whoa! 507 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:34,447 With a canyon around it, 508 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,991 filled with man-eating crocodiles and venomous snakes 509 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,577 to protect the Rainbow Rock from thieves. 510 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,748 ALL: Whoa! 511 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,543 LASER: How about putting an end to global warming? 512 00:34:47,793 --> 00:34:49,545 World hunger? 513 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,672 -Wish for world peace. -Yeah! 514 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,884 Let me finish my canyon of doom first. People would kill for this. 515 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:56,844 Not if there's world peace! (GRUNTS) 516 00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,264 (LASER EXCLAIMS) 517 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,100 I was about to wish for superpowers! 518 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,146 (ALL GRUNTING) 519 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,815 (ECHOING) I think one of us has to go get it. 520 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:13,528 LASER: Well, you wanted an adventure, didn't you? 521 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,781 What'd you wish for again? 522 00:35:17,072 --> 00:35:19,867 Snakes? Crocodiles? 523 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,