Heathers

Sorry to hear about your friend. 470 00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:15,210 I thought she was your usual airhead bitch. 471 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:16,907 Guess I was wrong. 472 00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:18,474 We all were. 473 00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:22,826 HEATHER McNAMARA: What a waste. 474 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:25,873 Oh, the humanity. 475 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,404 Veronica? 476 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,234 [WATER TRICKLING] 477 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,501 Veronica, what are you doing? 478 00:33:57,644 --> 00:34:00,690 I'm just so thrilled 479 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,521 to finally have an example of the profound sensitivity 480 00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:07,045 of which a human animal is capable. 481 00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:10,352 That example is Heather Chandler. 482 00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:13,094 I have her note. 483 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,749 ALL: Ooh! 484 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:18,404 PAULINE: Now, I'm gonna pass this note around the class 485 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,667 so you can all feel its pathetic beauty for yourself. 486 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,237 And while we do this, 487 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,936 I think it's a good opportunity to share the 488 00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:32,026 feelings that this suicide has spurred in all of us. 489 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,985 Now, who would like to begin? 490 00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:37,727 I heard it was really gnarly. 491 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:42,210 She sucked down a bowl of multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant and then smash! 492 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:45,561 Now, Tracy, let's not rehash the coroner's report. 493 00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:46,562 Let's talk emotions. 494 00:34:48,477 --> 00:34:51,132 Um, Heather and I used to go out 495 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,134 but she said I was boring. 496 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,311 But now I realize I really wasn't boring, 497 00:34:56,355 --> 00:34:58,096 it's just that she was dissatisfied with her life. 498 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:03,753 That's very good, Peter. 499 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,279 [LAUGHING] 500 00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:09,846 [CRYING] 501 00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,067 Are we going to be tested on this? 502 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:17,419 You know, we were the same size, 503 00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:20,683 so sometimes we could borrow each other's clothes and mix it up. It was fun. 504 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:24,818 I remember I won her a rhino at the 4-H Club. 505 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:26,776 You're an asshole. Mute him. 506 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:29,910 You know, we liked the same kind of clothes. 507 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:33,348 Heather, how many networks did you run to? 508 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:35,089 It's just not going to be the same here without her. 509 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,701 What are you talking about? You hated her. She hated you. 510 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:40,747 Every English class I looked forward to seeing her. 511 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:44,577 Heather Chandler is more popular than ever now. 512 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,537 -Scary stuff. -Yeah. 513 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:52,933 Hey, son, I didn't hear you come in. 514 00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:56,458 Hey, Dad, how was work today? 515 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,072 It was miserable. 516 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,424 Some damn tribe of withered old bitches 517 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,948 doesn't want us to terminate that fleabag hotel. 518 00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:09,515 [GRUNTS] 519 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,821 All because Glenn Miller and his band once took a shit there. 520 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:16,957 Just like Kansas. You remember fucking Kansas? 521 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,047 Yeah, that was the one with the wheat, right? 522 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:22,789 Yeah. Save the Memorial Oak Tree Society. 523 00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:26,227 [CHUCKLES] Showed those fucks. 524 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:29,883 Yeah. Thirty of those 4th of July fireworks attached to the trunk. 525 00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:32,146 Arraigned but acquitted. 526 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,671 Gosh, Pop, I almost forgot to introduce my girlfriend. 527 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,631 Oh. Veronica, this is my dad. 528 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:39,893 Dad, Veronica. 529 00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:40,676 Hi. 530 00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:45,768 Son, why don't you ask your little friend to stay for dinner? 531 00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:50,817 I can't. My mom's making my favorite meal tonight. 532 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,080 Spaghetti, lots of oregano. 533 00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:55,778 How nice. 534 00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:59,869 The last time I saw my mom she was waving from a library window in Texas. 535 00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:01,001 Right, Dad? 536 00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:03,482 Right... 537 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,224 Son. 538 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,357 Right. 539 00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:14,884 Take a break, Veronica. Sit down. 540 00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:21,804 So, what was t