Kicking & Screaming

00:30:35,516 --> 00:30:37,245 <i>It's Mike Ditka, everyone!</i> 829 00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:40,284 <i>Say a few words. </i> 830 00:30:40,955 --> 00:30:43,549 <i>Thanks, Paul, thanks, everybody. It's... It's great to be here</i> 831 00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:45,114 <i>and, uh, gonna have a lot of fun tonight. </i> 832 00:30:45,192 --> 00:30:46,625 <i>Paul's got the Tigers on the move. </i> 833 00:30:46,694 --> 00:30:47,786 All right! 834 00:30:48,228 --> 00:30:50,093 You live long enough, you see everything. 835 00:30:50,164 --> 00:30:54,464 Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers. 836 00:30:54,535 --> 00:30:56,059 [Audience laughing] 837 00:30:56,136 --> 00:30:58,001 <i>I couldn't really hear you. </i> 838 00:30:58,072 --> 00:31:00,802 <i>My Super Bowl ring was making too much noise. </i> 839 00:31:01,575 --> 00:31:02,564 Ooh. 840 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:06,436 You see it, Dad? Right there, Dad. That was a great one. 841 00:31:06,513 --> 00:31:08,140 <i>Read it and weep. </i> 842 00:31:08,215 --> 00:31:09,978 [Audience applauding] 843 00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:13,451 Ditka is a great coach, we understand that, but he's a football coach. 844 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,544 Understand? Right. 845 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,146 And we are still losing, Phil. 846 00:31:16,223 --> 00:31:18,691 Okay, I understand your concern about our record, 847 00:31:18,759 --> 00:31:20,954 but with me it's not about win-lose. 848 00:31:21,028 --> 00:31:23,519 We are going to win one game eventually, right? 849 00:31:23,597 --> 00:31:24,962 Well, we've had a rocky start, 850 00:31:25,032 --> 00:31:28,229 but with a strong team effort, we will win some 851 00:31:29,503 --> 00:31:30,731 I think. 852 00:31:31,171 --> 00:31:33,002 Remember, there's no "I" in team. 853 00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,005 But there is an "I" in win. 854 00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:36,133 There is an "I" in win. 855 00:31:36,210 --> 00:31:37,234 Hey, wait. 856 00:31:37,344 --> 00:31:38,333 Uh, parents, Honey. 857 00:31:38,412 --> 00:31:41,074 I didn't see you step up when the team was in need. 858 00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:42,240 Okay. Okay. 859 00:31:42,316 --> 00:31:44,443 Phil is not the greatest coach in the world, 860 00:31:44,518 --> 00:31:46,383 I'll give you that, but at least he's trying. 861 00:31:46,453 --> 00:31:47,579 I can defend myself, please. 862 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:49,452 You think he enjoys losing week after week, 863 00:31:49,523 --> 00:31:50,547 in front of his own son? 864 00:31:50,624 --> 00:31:52,649 You're making it worse. You're making it worse. 865 00:31:52,726 --> 00:31:54,591 What's with the birds? That was weird. 866 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:56,789 I've got my hands full with Hunter. I don't need a bird. 867 00:31:56,864 --> 00:31:59,025 Okay, you know what? You got me. All right? 868 00:31:59,099 --> 00:32:00,623 The finches were a bad idea. 869 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:03,727 And I wasn't going to say this, but I think some of them have salmonella. 870 00:32:03,804 --> 00:32:05,328 A fair amount, in fact. What? 871 00:32:05,406 --> 00:32:08,204 I may have inadvertently poisoned your children. 872 00:32:09,443 --> 00:32:10,910 You and I, we got something going. 873 00:32:10,978 --> 00:32:13,503 You know, maybe we can coach the Little League together. 874 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,945 You really think that, huh? Yeah. 875 00:32:15,015 --> 00:32:16,243 Coach Ditka? Yes? 876 00:32:16,316 --> 00:32:21,276 Hi. Um, uh, our son, Byong Sun, he's very shy and I was just wondering... 877 00:32:21,355 --> 00:32:23,084 Sure. Yeah, I'd be glad to. 878 00:32:23,157 --> 00:32:24,488 Thank you so much. 879 00:32:24,558 --> 00:32:25,616 How do you spell that? 880 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:29,026 It's, uh, Byong Sun. B- Y... 881 00:32:29,096 --> 00:32:30,085 I think I got it. 882 00:32:30,164 --> 00:32:31,324 Oh, oh, okay, 883 00:32:31,398 --> 00:32:32,763 Okay? Thank you. 884 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:33,765 Bye-bye. 885 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:34,823 Thanks, Phil. 886 00:32:34,902 --> 00:32:37,132 Yeah. They're great. 887 00:32:37,204 --> 00:32:38,193 Just a wonderful couple. 888 00:32:38,272 --> 00:32:39,705 (Phil) Yeah. 889 00:32:40,908 --> 00:32:42,341 Bing Bong? 890 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:44,471 Hey, Philly. 891 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:45,679 Yeah, Dad. 892 00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:48,146 Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you 893 00:32:48,215 --> 00:32:50,911 about this Ditka thing. I don't like it one bit. 894 00:32:50,984 --> 00:32:52,281 Yeah, well, he's right here. 895 00:32:52,352 --> 00:32:53,614 I'm not blind. 896 00:32:53,687 --> 00:32:55,177 What, are you trying to stick it to the old man? 897 00:32:55,255 --> 00:32:57,120 You go to my mortal enemy for help? 898 00:32:57,191 --> 00:32:58,954 That's no