How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

<i>What if I couldn't get to you?</i> 671 00:37:34,628 --> 00:37:37,589 -What are you thinking about? -Nothing. I'm watching the movie. 672 00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:39,007 (CLEARS THROAT) 673 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:41,135 Yeah, but what's on your mind? 674 00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,680 I like this movie. 675 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,349 Oh, so I suppose your mind is a complete blank? 676 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,352 <i>HANKS ON SCREEN: You are my family. You're all I've got.</i> 677 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:51,854 Who is she? 678 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,275 -Who's who? -The girl you're thinking about. 679 00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:59,361 -Can't hear. -I'm not thinking about a girl. 680 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:03,115 You can't watch Meg Ryan for two hours and not be thinking about another girl. 681 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,783 WOMAN: Lady, shut up. 682 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,453 Wanna know what I'm thinking about? 683 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,204 Yes. 684 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:13,959 I'm sitting here thinking about how damn beautiful you are. 685 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,210 That's what I'm thinking about. 686 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,963 Come here. Let's watch this movie. It's good. 687 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,215 (SIGHS) 688 00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,677 Benji. 689 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:29,475 Oh, sweetie. 690 00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:32,644 -I love sharing this with you. -Yeah. 691 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:33,979 Can't hear and can't see. 692 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:37,065 If you don't shut up, my boyfriend over here 693 00:38:37,191 --> 00:38:39,651 is gonna come back there and pummel your ass. 694 00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:42,488 Put a muzzle on your old lady the next time you bring her out in public! 695 00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:45,991 -What? What is that? Do something... -You, outside! 696 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,410 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 697 00:38:48,911 --> 00:38:50,245 WOMAN: Keep it down. 698 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,164 Have a little class, all right? 699 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,166 You wanna talk like that to me, we can work it out, 700 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:57,169 -but not to a lady, all right? -Ben, Ben, he's huge. 701 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,755 I got it. I'm not looking to get into a fight with the guy, okay? 702 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,007 He owes you an apology. 703 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,176 (GASPING) 704 00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:09,264 Now I'm gonna go back inside and finish watching <i>Sleepless in Seattle.</i> 705 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,518 -Nobody screw with me. -Son of a bitch. 706 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:15,437 Oh, Ben, are you okay? 707 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:16,605 (GROANING) 708 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,440 Ben, Ben, maybe we should get you to a hospital. 709 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:20,442 -No, no, no. -No, you could have a... 710 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:21,944 Excuse me? 711 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,862 Hey, can you hold still? Right there. Hold still. 712 00:39:23,946 --> 00:39:25,364 Okay, I'm sorry. 713 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:27,115 (MOANING) 714 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:30,452 Oh, yeah. That's feeling real nice. It's starting to feel a little better. 715 00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:33,080 Ben. Ben. 716 00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:38,168 Ben! Oh, my God! You're fine. 717 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:41,296 You are totally fine. 718 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:45,676 Okay, come on, Rocky. Get up. 719 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:48,720 Ouch. 720 00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:50,556 -Huh? -Yeah. 721 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,099 Hey, don't feel bad. 722 00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:55,811 If I had a nickel for every time I got in a fistfight during a chick flick... 723 00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:58,105 -Right. It really wasn't that bad. -Really? 724 00:39:58,188 --> 00:40:00,732 No, I mean, the getting punched in the face part sucked, right? 725 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:03,902 The getting taken care of after the punch, it was nice. 726 00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:06,321 Florence Nightingale syndrome. 727 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,992 You want me to tape the game for you, tonight? 728 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:13,078 No need, my friend. I'll be watching the Knicks 729 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:15,622 in the comfort of my own home, this evening. 730 00:40:15,706 --> 00:40:17,541 How'd you swing that? 731 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:20,127 What's the coup de grâce? Heavyweight. 732 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:22,421 -You're making the lamb. -Voilà. 733 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,381 A woman loves a man who can cook. Yeah? 734 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:25,632 Bringing out the big guns. 735 00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:27,134 -Let's go deep. -I like it. 736 00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:29,720 Why do they always forget my bacon? 737 00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:32,347 I can't believe you got that guy knocked out. 738 00:40:32,472 -...