Double Threat

00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:53,168 and what those women will do to live my kind of lifestyle? 576 00:28:53,203 --> 00:28:55,170 No, I, uh, I don't. 577 00:28:55,205 --> 00:28:57,040 Yeah, it's ladies' night at Ellis Island 578 00:28:57,075 --> 00:28:58,250 and I'm beatin' 'em off with a stick. 579 00:28:58,274 --> 00:29:00,142 You have an island? 580 00:29:00,177 --> 00:29:01,209 Oh. 581 00:29:01,244 --> 00:29:03,046 That's nice, discreet. 582 00:29:03,081 --> 00:29:05,444 Then what do you guys do when you're on that island? 583 00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,985 I don't know, use your imagination. 584 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,580 Okay, like Ellis Island, Ellis Island? 585 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:12,154 Or is this a club that we're making an analogy to? 586 00:29:12,189 --> 00:29:14,321 Or how, so I know exactly what you mean. 587 00:29:14,356 --> 00:29:16,224 I'm Ellis, there's an island. 588 00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:17,929 Ellis Island, ladies getting on it. 589 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:19,238 - Women there, right. - That's right. 590 00:29:19,262 --> 00:29:20,558 - That's right, okay. - Boom. 591 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,461 The, oh, okay. 592 00:29:22,496 --> 00:29:24,243 So, Ellis Island is like, it's like a joke on your name. 593 00:29:24,267 --> 00:29:25,596 Like, you are Ellis and you are 594 00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:28,973 an island unto yourself kinda thing? 595 00:29:29,008 --> 00:29:31,371 Yes, if I had an island, it would be called Ellis Island. 596 00:29:31,406 --> 00:29:32,977 That already exists. 597 00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:34,539 You couldn't probably name it that. 598 00:29:34,574 --> 00:29:36,244 - What do you mean it already exists? - Oo. 599 00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:38,312 I didn't buy an island. 600 00:29:38,347 --> 00:29:39,347 - Okay. - God. 601 00:29:40,921 --> 00:29:42,481 Are these seat warmers not working? 602 00:29:51,228 --> 00:29:52,535 Half a mile up the highway in the middle 603 00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:54,229 of nowhere and you still can't go? 604 00:29:54,264 --> 00:29:55,296 You're not helping. 605 00:29:59,302 --> 00:30:01,269 So, you're an accountant, right? 606 00:30:01,304 --> 00:30:03,909 Yeah. 607 00:30:03,944 --> 00:30:07,539 Well, I have some money that I've acquired over some time 608 00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:09,409 and I think it would be good if I could- 609 00:30:09,444 --> 00:30:11,609 - Make it look like it came from a legitimate source? 610 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:14,513 Yeah, seems like you'd know how. 611 00:30:14,548 --> 00:30:16,988 Got a little saved up in your piggy bank there, 612 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:19,287 mighty might, hm? 613 00:30:19,322 --> 00:30:21,157 Mighty might? 614 00:30:21,192 --> 00:30:23,929 Lookin' to start a new Roth IRA, invest a few funds? 615 00:30:25,999 --> 00:30:28,230 How much we talkin' about here? 616 00:30:28,265 --> 00:30:31,002 Like, 650. 617 00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:35,006 Yeah, nobody cares where you got $650 from, Nat. 618 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,436 650 grand. 619 00:30:38,374 --> 00:30:39,374 What? 620 00:30:41,146 --> 00:30:42,310 Are you serious? 621 00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:45,379 650... 622 00:30:45,414 --> 00:30:47,315 That's over half a million dollars. 623 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:49,251 Wow, you really are an accountant. 624 00:30:50,353 --> 00:30:51,353 Oh, shit. 625 00:30:53,158 --> 00:30:54,993 No, nope, nope, sorry. 626 00:30:55,028 --> 00:30:57,325 I can't get involved in anything like that. 627 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,360 I'll lose my job. 628 00:30:58,394 --> 00:30:59,327 Lose my... 629 00:30:59,362 --> 00:31:00,460 I'd go to jail. 630 00:31:00,495 --> 00:31:01,626 I can't go to jail, okay? 631 00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:03,364 I'm sorry, I can't help you. 632 00:31:03,399 --> 00:31:07,071 That's okay, I understand. 633 00:31:07,106 --> 00:31:08,402 All right, you know, 634 00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:10,008 I can give you a few tips, though. 635 00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:11,086 You know, I'll help you out a little. 636 00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:12,637 But just a little. 637 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:14,672 And if anybody asked, I didn't help you. 638 00:31:18,183 --> 00:31:19,578 What's going on? 639 00:31:19,613 --> 00:31:21,349 You trying to start a flash flood or what? 640 00:31:21,384 --> 00:31:22,680 Chill out, I'm done. 641 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:23,549 Oh! 642 00:31:23,584 --> 00:31:25,353 Ouch. 643 00:31:25,388 --> 00:31:26,497 Oh, you know, for someone who offers protection, 644 00:31:26,521 --> 00:31:27,619 you sure are a liability. 645 00:31:29,029 --> 00:31:30,029 You okay? 646 00:31:32,164 --> 00:31:34,065 You gotta go that way. 647 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,429 Yeah, up the bank. 648 00:31:37,334 --> 00:31:40,071 - It's this way. - You got it. 649 00:31:44,077 --> 00:31:45,5