Hooper

00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,184 I've been getting thrown out of here since... Aah! 425 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,396 ...before you were goddamn born! 426 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,780 All right, all right. 427 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,444 These fights ain't worth a shit anymore. 428 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,577 Kid, what's your name? 429 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,824 Delmore Shidski. 430 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:37,410 - What's that last name again? - Shidski. 431 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:41,498 - How do you spell that? - Are you kidding me? 432 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,291 - Huh? S-H-I-D... - S-K-I. 433 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,002 Well, we'll just call him Ski. 434 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:50,297 Hey, the night's too quiet and it's too young to quit! 435 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,636 It is too damn mean in there. 436 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:59,140 Let's go someplace else. Let's go get some loving. 437 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,977 - Thanks a lot, Tim. All right. - Catch you next time. 438 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,104 Shit. That wasn't any kind of fight. 439 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:07,107 Let's go on up to the ranch and show them your stunt reels. 440 00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:08,694 Hey, pretty! 441 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,195 - Yeah. Would you like to see it? - Yeah, I would. 442 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:15,198 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 443 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,078 Wait a minute! It's 1:30 in the morning! 444 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,541 You whip up some eggs for the guys and we'll have a little party. 445 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,752 We'll just drink. What the hell. We're gonna have a party at my house. 446 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,769 It always leaves them speechless. 447 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,732 - That was great, Sonny. - Thank you. 448 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:33,234 Looks like you've done every gag there ever was. 449 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,487 Well... 450 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:39,247 - me and Jocko... - Yeah! Believe I will. 451 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:44,454 Me and Jocko, we... We never turned down a stunt. 452 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,166 No. 453 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,627 Never turned down a gag. 454 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,753 I had it in my will once... 455 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:56,215 - ...I thought I was gonna, uh... - Die. 456 00:37:56,316 --> 00:38:00,636 I'd have something to leave, and I put it in the will. I said... 457 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,348 I wanted it on the cement, on the thing... 458 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,390 - Tombstone. - Tombstone! 459 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:08,310 "Jocko Doyle never turned down a gag." See? 460 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:11,396 - Perfect. - That was... Been a hell of an idea. 461 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:12,857 Perfect, perfect, perfect. 462 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,443 Once I turned down... 463 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,987 What I did turn down was everything else... 464 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:23,454 but then, shit, gotta keep the good times rolling. 465 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,915 Is that why you did it all? Because of the good times? 466 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,794 Well, you don't wanna knock good times, kid. I mean... 467 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:35,337 I get so damn old, I'm just... 468 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:39,508 sitting in my rocking chair on a porch, I wanna have same nice memories. 469 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,302 What the hell else is there? 470 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,846 I don't know, just, uh... 471 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:47,766 Maybe prove certain things can be done or that... 472 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,145 a man can do just about anything he puts his mind to. 473 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,481 That is too deep for me. 474 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:59,198 Sun! The sun's come up! It's daylight! 475 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,423 - Hey. - Mm. 476 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:23,011 You ought to drink more. Nothing hurts when you're numb. 477 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:32,187 - Where's the kid? - He's standing in there... 478 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:35,982 staring avariciously into your trophy case... 479 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,525 little trickles of slobber running down here. 480 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:48,244 It's so goddamn funny. You weren't a hell of a lot different a few years ago. 481 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,161 - Twenty years ago. - Twenty years ago. 482 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:55,001 Your little eyes were spinning around, beady... 483 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:57,086 looking for fame and fortune. 484 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,629 - Shit. - Ha-ha-ha. 485 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:05,678 And I know damn well too. I was sitting there making $20,000 a year... 486 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,431 as the top dog around this place. 487 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:12,143 Every time I look over my shoulde