The Willoughbys

-Haven't eaten in hours. 547 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,250 -Days. Starving. -What's food? 548 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:27,166 I hear your childish needs, and as man of the house, I will provide. 549 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,250 [The Cat] See? Told you this would all work out. 550 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,833 Let the greatness begin. 551 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:35,666 [The Cat] Oh, Tim. 552 00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:40,375 [Tim thuds and groans] 553 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,916 Warm thy Willoughby self. 554 00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,125 [both whimpering] 555 00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,583 Simply divine. 556 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:06,583 [clattering] 557 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,500 [mimicking Edmund] Dinner is served! 558 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:18,875 A proper meal for a proper family. 559 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:24,250 Delicious lobster on a bed of coal! Ta-da! 560 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,750 Tim, is that from the wall? 561 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,291 -Old lobster. -Really old. 562 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,625 [mimicking Edmund] Old food is the best food. 563 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,041 [gasps] 564 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,958 I'm going. 565 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,833 What? You're skipping the cheese plate? 566 00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:45,666 Charcuterie mouse! 567 00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,375 -This is getting weird. -I pass. 568 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:48,416 [The Cat] I'll eat it. 569 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,416 What? Hey! 570 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,458 Where the Willoughby are you going? 571 00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,958 Out. Ruth has rainbow food at her place and-- 572 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:59,291 We did not orphan ourselves so you could go toodle-doodling, 573 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:02,166 eating fancy rainbow food with your friends. 574 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,291 I am an orphan and I do what I want. 575 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,791 -No, you can't. -I can. 576 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:07,708 -You shan't. -I shan! 577 00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,958 -No, you-- -Hello! 578 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:11,541 -Stranger. -Danger. 579 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,875 [muffled] Trespasser! 580 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:18,375 Fear not, skinny orange boy, for I am your nanny! 581 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,916 [muffled] No, I'm in charge! 582 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,541 I've read about nannies. What kind of nanny are you? 583 00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:25,041 Did you fly in on the east wind or the west? 584 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,041 -West. -Where's your umbrella? 585 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,166 -Here. -Do you eat children? 586 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,583 -Sometimes. -Why are you here? 587 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,583 I was hired by your loving parents. 588 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:32,666 -[Barnabys gasp] -Loving? 589 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,791 [muffled] Parents? 590 00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:38,583 I've got no qualifications, but a cheery disposition. 591 00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:45,083 Here to service all your childish needs. I cook, clean... [sing-song] sing! 592 00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:47,541 What? You sing? 593 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:51,250 -Yeah! All nannies sing. -I sing, too. 594 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:55,500 [gasps] What if we sing together? 595 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:56,458 Yeah! 596 00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,375 -[vocalizing] -[giggling] 597 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,000 Everybody, come on! 598 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,125 [both continue vocalizing] 599 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,833 Never trust a nanny. 600 00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,791 [Nanny and Jane vocalizing] 601 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,791 -[gasps] -[Jane] Ow! 602 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,625 Whoa! 603 00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:18,666 -[gasps] This is amazing. -Yay! 604 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,958 -Insidious! -[Jane] I love it! 605 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,375 [Barnaby A] What is she doing to Jane's head? 606 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:25,458 -[Barnaby B] Now it's pointy. -[Barnaby A] And she looks younger. 607 00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:26,583 [Barnaby B] Devil woman. 608 00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:29,125 [both vocalizing] 609 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:31,458 -We have to get rid of her. -[Barnabys] Rid of her? 610 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,083 -Fast. -[Barnabys] Ooh. 611 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,791 Nanny is working for our parents, and now she's brainwashed Jane. 612 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:41,666 She has to go. But how? Perhaps another brochure. 613 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,791 -How about this, Tim? -It'll work. 614 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,208 [Tim] What the Willoughby is that? 615 00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:49,250 -[Barnaby] It's a nannapult, Tim. -Nannapult? 616 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,750 Nanny goes here, in the nanny-cup. 617 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:53,875 [both] Lever. 618 00:30:57,833 --> 00:30:59,25