Freaky Tales

00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,689 Oakland's own, 691 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,734 Too $hort! 692 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:27,571 - [upbeat rap music] - [cheering] 693 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,325 ♪ <i>These are the tales, the freaky tales</i> ♪ 694 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:35,454 ♪ <i>These are the tales that I tell so well</i> ♪ 695 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:38,331 ♪ <i>These are the tales, the freaky tales</i> ♪ 696 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:41,460 ♪ <i>These are the tales that I tell so well</i> ♪ 697 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:44,421 ♪ <i>I met this girl, her name was Joan</i> ♪ 698 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:47,549 ♪ <i>She loved the way I rocked on the microphone</i> ♪ 699 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,260 ♪ <i>When I met Joan, I took her home</i> ♪ 700 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:53,722 ♪ <i>She was just like a doggy all on my bone</i> ♪ 701 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,849 <i>What was going through your head in the fourth quarter?</i> 702 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:58,393 <i>Um, I wasn't really thinking at all, Jim.</i> 703 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,061 <i>It was a strange feeling, uh,</i> 704 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,898 <i>as if I left my body for a few minutes of it.</i> 705 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,400 <i>Well, you certainly were playing like a man possessed.</i> 706 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,402 <i>- Congratulations. - Uh, thank you.</i> 707 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,279 <i>I just wanna say hi out there to my mom,</i> 708 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,198 <i>and my girlfriend, Andrea, watching at home.</i> 709 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:12,407 [Jim] <i>We'll be right back</i> 710 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,493 <i>with the post-game show after the break.</i> 711 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:18,079 [man] <i>Before I went to Psytopics, my life was outta control.</i> 712 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,581 <i>I was on the street.</i> 713 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,250 <i>I didn't care about anyone, and no one cared about me.</i> 714 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,711 <i>But everything changed when I took my first class</i> 715 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,338 <i>at the Spiritual Learning Center.</i> 716 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,132 <i>I learned there's a cosmic force all around us.</i> 717 00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,718 <i>Anyone can tap into it, even you.</i> 718 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,470 <i>It's not a joke, trust me.</i> 719 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:37,599 <i>If you wanna change your life, start by trusting your mind.</i> 720 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,518 <i>Start by trusting Psytopics.</i> 721 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,730 ♪ <i>My girlfriend's name was Michelle</i> ♪ 722 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,106 ♪ <i>Her booty was bigger</i> ♪ 723 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,608 - ♪ <i>than a tail on a whale</i> ♪ - Good to go? 724 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,276 - Yeah. - ♪ <i>When I freaked Michelle</i> ♪ 725 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,028 ♪ <i>I freaked her well</i> ♪ 726 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,989 ♪ <i>Her pussy got hotter than the flames in Hell</i> ♪ 727 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,160 So right about now, 728 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,538 - I wanna try something new. - [audience cheering] 729 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,373 I feel like battling tonight. 730 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,625 - [audience cheering] Yeah! - Who with me? 731 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:07,629 [audience cheering] 732 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:11,633 But I don't think nobody crazy enough to jump on this stage with Too $hort! 733 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,761 Oh, wait, hold up, hold up! 734 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,846 I think we found somebody. 735 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,807 What's this WrestleMania bullshit? 736 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,725 Is Danger Zone in the house? 737 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:23,895 - Okay, that's us, let's go! - Oh, no, wait. 738 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,023 - They set us up. - What? 739 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:29,276 - [Lenny G] Where you at... - They wanna humiliate us. 740 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,986 What are you talking about? 741 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,072 Girl, they are calling us on stage, now, let's go! 742 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,657 I don't think they showed up. 743 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,158 They think we're a joke. 744 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,035 - Bitch, do you see me joking? - Danger Zone? 745 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,580 - I don't even know them. - [Lenny G] There they go! 746 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:45,584 Give it up for Danger Zone, y'all! 747 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,544 - [man] Damn, they crazy. - [scattered applause] 748 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,254 [indistinct chatter] 749 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,675 - Y'all ready, right? - Fuck, yeah, we ready. 750 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:54,884 Then let's do this. 751 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:58,430 [upbeat rap music] 752 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,765 - ♪ <i>Say, hoe</i> ♪ - [audience clamors] 753 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:03...