One Night at McCool's

00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,492 when she found out you shot a guy? 599 00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:46,577 Because I read that women cream for the violence. 600 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:48,080 I don't know what that is. 601 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,515 When you're fuckin' her, though, because she's so young, is it... 602 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:52,540 I'm gonna see if they want some helpin the kitchen. 603 00:29:52,565 --> 00:29:53,377 I'm Just asking. 604 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:54,753 I mean, look at her! 605 00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,713 It's like havin' a porn star in my house! 606 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:58,632 Except she's makin' salad. 607 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,758 You have such a beautiful house... it's so homey. 608 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,761 That's all Karen, believe me. 609 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,471 I wanted to go with lots of stainless steel, 610 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,907 something we could Just pssh! Hose it right off. 611 00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,412 A lot of this stuff we don't even use, 612 00:30:08,437 --> 00:30:09,935 so if you really like it, take it. 613 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:11,436 Thank you, Jewel. 614 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,815 It's always been my dream to have a real nice house. 615 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:17,067 I already know exactly what it'll look like... 616 00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:20,028 Wall-to-wall carpeting with matching drapes, 617 00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:23,031 and a big, fluffy white couch, 618 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:25,242 nice dining room set, 619 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,869 and in the corner... 620 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,621 a fountain. 621 00:30:35,294 --> 00:30:36,378 A fountain? 622 00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:37,754 It's gonna be... 623 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:38,839 It's gonna be great. 624 00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:41,883 It's of a little girl washing her hair 625 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:44,260 and the water runs off into a giant sea shell 626 00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:46,430 with goldfish swimming in it. 627 00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,684 I didn't Just make it up, I saw it in a magazine. 628 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,060 Better Homes and Fountains? 629 00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:53,353 Carl! 630 00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,814 Hey, Randy, you got a fountain in your place, don't ya? 631 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:56,857 In the living room... 632 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,318 Oh no, that's a leaky toilet. 633 00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:00,860 My mistake. 634 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:03,113 You know what, Carl? You're not funny... Just rude. 635 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:05,657 - Let's get together some time. - That's a good idea. 636 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:06,825 Bye. Hey, c'mon. 637 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:12,789 Okay, okay! 638 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:13,999 Okay. 639 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,294 Why don't you let Carl run you home? 640 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,670 No, I'm afraid that's where your luck runs out. 641 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,007 I can't drive, I've been drinkin'. 642 00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,800 Would you buy a car? 643 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,135 One of these days. 644 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,095 Make him buy a car, would ya? 645 00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,304 Let's go catch that 4:15 bus, 646 00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,931 Let's get the hell out of here. 647 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:31,933 Buy a car... 648 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,227 I wish he hadn t put that idea in her head 649 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,151 What's this? 650 00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:45,781 A friend of mine's goin' away for a little while... 651 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,035 So she said I could borrow it. 652 00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:52,578 Well, what happens when your friend gets back? 653 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,456 We're gonna be used to havin' a car by then. 654 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:55,624 So? 655 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,501 - Then we're gonna have to buy one. - So? 656 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,670 It's a bottomless pit of expenses! 657 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:03,048 You got insurance, you got repairs, car payments... 658 00:32:03,173 --> 00:32:05,008 You're Just afraid because now you don't 659 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,803 have an excuse for not finding work, aren't you? 660 00:32:07,886 --> 00:32:10,389 Stop right there, this has nothing to do with work. 661 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,630 Did you know it's safer to fly 662 00:32:11,655 --> 00:32:13,015 than it is to drive a car? 663 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,518 You're upset with me 664 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,352 Because I didn't bring you home a plane? 665 00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:18,062 Another thing, if you think 666 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,356 I'm gonna be out there 667 00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:20,941 with a hose and a bucket of suds 668 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:23,423 to wash the damn thing, y