Burned-out ex-baseball player Hank Thompson unexpectedly finds himself embroiled in a dangerous struggle for survival amidst the criminal underbelly of late 1990s New York City, forced to navigate a treacherous underworld he never imagined.
Caught Stealing is a Crime, Thriller, Comedy film released in 2025.
9 subtitle releases available in English. 2 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
[groaning in pain]
588
00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:20,220
<i>♪ Take him out with a ball game... ♪</i>
589
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,514
- What does the key open?
- I don't know!
590
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,183
- Huh?
- I don't know!
591
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,226
I don't know!
592
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:30,731
<i>♪ Buy me beer
Nuts and crackers, Jack... ♪</i>
593
00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:34,610
Listen, I got drunk! I blacked out!
I don't remember what I did!
594
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,653
{\an8}[in Spanish]
595
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,447
[knocking on door]
596
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,908
[Duane] Dudes, I can hear
whatever you're doing!
597
00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,868
- [in English] Who the fuck is that?
- It's the yuppie asshole.
598
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:45,120
Tell him to fuck off. Now.
599
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:49,374
- Hey, fuck off, Duane.
- [Duane] Dude.
600
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,418
Seriously. Fuck off, man!
601
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,755
[Duane] Hey, dude, how about you fuck off?
602
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:58,342
- Seriously?
- [Colorado] No, no, no!
603
00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,219
Fuck off, Duane!
604
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:04,514
The fuck are you doin'?
605
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:07,267
{\an8}[in Spanish]
606
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:08,352
{\an8}[man] Lucky guy.
607
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:09,436
{\an8}[in Spanish]
608
00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,855
{\an8}- [in English] ...control him.
- Sorry.
609
00:37:12,773 --> 00:37:16,109
The yuppie will call the police. Come on.
610
00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,612
{\an8}[in Spanish]
611
00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:24,660
[in English] We know
that you talked to the lady cop.
612
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:29,289
If you call that bitch again, or any cop,
613
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:33,043
we will kill everyone you care about
in the whole world.
614
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:36,630
<i>Mi número.</i>
615
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:41,468
Get the key, call me. Don't fuck around.
616
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,435
Ball game.
617
00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,105
I'm going to Disneyland.
618
00:37:53,981 --> 00:37:55,399
{\an8}[in Russian]
619
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:56,775
{\an8}[door slams]
620
00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:01,321
[meows]
621
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,534
[incessant knocking]
622
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,244
[Yvonne] Okay, all right. Chill!
623
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,329
[rock music playing over speakers]
624
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,415
I couldn't take care of him.
625
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,458
Holy shit.
626
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,252
- They hurt him.
- Come on.
627
00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:18,880
[groans]
628
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,090
Hey, Buddy.
629
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:21,883
You're on a real fucking roll, Hank.
630
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:24,845
Seriously, that shit's impressive.
631
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:28,307
[Hank] Uh...
632
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,644
Oh. Clever.
633
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:35,772
We gotta stop hanging out so much.
Our cycles are syncing up.
634
00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:37,774
- [groans]
- Cute.
635
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:39,276
All right, let's check this out.
636
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:46,992
All right, not too bad.
Just lost a few staples. Should be okay.
637
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,704
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling a bus.
638
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,289
No, you can't call anyone.
639
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,082
You have to get that closed up.
640
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,625
- You do it.
- [chuckles]
641
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:58,211
- I'm not a doctor.
- I can't go to the hospital
642
00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,838
or anything that might involve cops.
643
00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:05,719
Who did this to you? What's going on?
644
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:07,054
Stitch it up. I'll be okay.
645
00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:11,308
I don't have sutures here.
I don't have... I can't.
646
00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:19,191
All right, all right. I have something.
It's gonna leave a nasty scar, though.
647
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,741
Stop moving. It has to set.
648
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,327
Stay still.
649
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:35,207
Okay. Just like they do it
on the front lines.
650
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:37,918
Thank you.
651
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:46,301
- Can I...?
- Oh, no.
652
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,053
You gotta leave that in
for at least a couple days.
653
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:49,971
Very funny.
654
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,435
What the fuck, Hank?
655
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:58,063
I can't remember what happened last night.
656
00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,856
Shocker.
657
00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,276
Paul said you came in asking for a favor,
658
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,071
started drinking,
were the life of the party,
659
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,240
got old and bitte...
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