Kindergarten Cop

574 00:38:27,387 --> 00:38:31,933 My dad works on computers, 575 00:38:33,184 --> 00:38:35,853 and he's, um, the boss of his company. 576 00:38:37,855 --> 00:38:41,234 And, um, he has a mustache and a beard. 577 00:38:41,943 --> 00:38:43,027 Mmm-hmm. 578 00:38:43,111 --> 00:38:44,195 Yeah. 579 00:38:45,238 --> 00:38:47,573 He doesn't have that much hair... 580 00:38:47,657 --> 00:38:52,328 And he... His head is so big that he can't wear any hats. 581 00:38:53,037 --> 00:38:54,622 My dad's divorced. 582 00:38:55,081 --> 00:38:56,874 My mom's divorced. 583 00:38:57,959 --> 00:39:00,378 My dad, um, is a psychologist, 584 00:39:00,378 --> 00:39:06,843 and he helps people that are hurt, or lost their feelings, and, um, that's it. 585 00:39:07,593 --> 00:39:11,806 Our mom says that our dad IS a real sex machine. 586 00:39:17,729 --> 00:39:18,813 Good. 587 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,232 I don't know what my dad does. 588 00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:24,193 I haven't seen him in a long time. 589 00:39:25,028 --> 00:39:26,446 He lives in France. 590 00:39:28,698 --> 00:39:35,163 My dad is a gynecologist, and he looks at vaginas all day long. 591 00:39:43,421 --> 00:39:44,964 Thank you. Very good. 592 00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:46,841 Okay. Next, uh... 593 00:39:46,841 --> 00:39:48,760 What's his name, with his back to me? 594 00:39:49,761 --> 00:39:51,262 His name's Zach Sullivan. 595 00:39:51,262 --> 00:39:53,639 He doesn't like anyone to talk to him. 596 00:39:53,723 --> 00:39:54,849 He's a poo-poo head. 597 00:39:54,849 --> 00:39:56,559 Yeah, he's a poo-poo face. 598 00:39:56,559 --> 00:39:58,728 He's a ca-ca poo-poo. 599 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:01,147 He's a poo-poo ca-ca. 600 00:40:01,147 --> 00:40:04,108 Poo-poo ca-cal 601 00:40:04,192 --> 00:40:05,359 Poo-poo ca-cal 602 00:40:05,443 --> 00:40:06,778 Poo-poo ca-cal 603 00:40:06,778 --> 00:40:08,738 Quiet. That's enough. 604 00:40:13,117 --> 00:40:14,243 Hey, Zach. 605 00:40:14,952 --> 00:40:16,788 Did your daddy teach you this game? 606 00:40:19,415 --> 00:40:23,252 Come on, Zach. Let's all play together. It's so much more fun. 607 00:40:23,753 --> 00:40:25,088 Leave me alone! 608 00:40:26,798 --> 00:40:28,049 What's that? 609 00:40:29,008 --> 00:40:30,259 It's a fire alarm! 610 00:40:30,802 --> 00:40:32,845 Come on, come on. 611 00:40:32,929 --> 00:40:34,514 Everything together! Come on. 612 00:40:34,514 --> 00:40:35,890 I'm on fire! 613 00:40:35,890 --> 00:40:37,850 Come on. All together! 614 00:40:37,934 --> 00:40:38,768 I'm on fire! 615 00:40:47,068 --> 00:40:49,112 Very straight. Very straight. 616 00:41:00,164 --> 00:41:02,291 Come on, come on. Get over there together. 617 00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:04,293 Everything together. Come on. 618 00:41:04,669 --> 00:41:06,295 Come on. Quiet. 619 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,880 Quiet! Come on. 620 00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:10,258 Shh! Quiet. 621 00:41:10,258 --> 00:41:14,178 Well, we're all glad the kindergarten class could join us. 622 00:41:16,514 --> 00:41:20,059 At four minutes, you should be ashamed of yourselves. 623 00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:25,857 All the other grades, your times were an improvement, 624 00:41:25,857 --> 00:41:28,526 but they're still not good enough. 625 00:41:28,943 --> 00:41:30,820 I'm very disappointed. 626 00:41:32,488 --> 00:41:34,907 All right, let's get back into school. 627 00:41:57,972 --> 00:41:59,140 Mrs. Sullivan! 628 00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:02,977 Mrs. Sullivan! 629 00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:12,195 So the doctor says it's a stomach flu. 630 00:42:12,195 --> 00:42:14,697 I'm fine. And I can eat anything I want. 631 00:42:14,947 --> 00:42:16,073 Let's find a restaurant. 632 00:42:16,407 --> 00:42:17,742 Listen, can we talk business for a minute? 633 00:42:17,742 --> 00:42:18,659 Yeah, sure. 634 00:42:18,743 --> 00:42:20,870 There are 14 boys in the classroom. 635 00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:23,831 So far I have three possible suspects, one likely. 636 00:42:24,165 --> 00:42:25,750 Here's a picture. You listening? 637 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,251 - Yeah, I'm listening. - Okay, here. 638 00:42:27,335 --> 00:42:29,003 His name's Zach Sullivan. What do you think? 639 00:42:29,003 --> 00:42:32,089 Yeah, he's cute. Doesn't anybody eat around here? 640 00:42:32,173 --> 00:42:35,009 Listen, he's a dead ringer for Crisp. Look. 641 00:42:37,053 --> 00:42:39,889 Maybe. Come on, John. I'm hungry. 642 00:42:39,889 --> 00:42:42,516 Yes, Mr. Tap and a table for two. Thank you very much. 643 00:42:42,975 --> 00:42:43,976 Two hot dogs. 644 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,144 Two hot dogs? 645 00:42:45,228 --> 00:42:46,938 Mr. Kimble! Mr. Kimble! 646 00:42:46,938 --> 00:42:48,105 Dominic. 647 00:42:48,189 --> 00:42:49,440 - It's him, Mom. - Oh, yes. 648 00:42:50,274 --> 00:42:51,108 Joyce. 64