A Minecraft Movie

540 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,786 Help me, please! Henry! 541 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,497 Garrett! Garrett, over here! 542 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:23,586 Garrett! 543 00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:25,129 What are you doing? 544 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,922 They're right behind you! 545 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,841 - Up here! - Garrett, over here! 546 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,805 Oh, no! That can't be good! 547 00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:36,432 You idiot. Run! 548 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:39,810 - Watch out! - Hit it and run! 549 00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:41,854 Open the door! 550 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,775 Hai! Go away! 551 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,073 Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 552 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:59,622 Oh, man. Oh, boy! 553 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:03,209 Oh! You're movi-- Oh! 554 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:05,711 Hank! Oh, man. 555 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,755 Oh, man, no! 556 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,807 Whooo! 557 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:10,150 Kyaa! Hyaa! 558 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,780 Ha-hah! Taste it! 559 00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:20,786 Skyy-ah! 560 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,039 Sneak attack! 561 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,254 Uh-oh... 562 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,511 Huh? 563 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,933 Ha-hah! 564 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,894 Who are you? 565 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,146 I... 566 00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:49,440 ...am Steve. 567 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,777 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 568 00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,988 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 569 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:56,989 Then how'd you get that? 570 00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,200 Hey. <i>Relaje, muchacho.</i> This is my property. 571 00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:02,244 Do you even know what that is? 572 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,121 It's the Orb of Dominance. 573 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,122 It's a cube. 574 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,790 Okay. 575 00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:07,916 You people seriously 576 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,543 have no idea what you're dealing with. 577 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,879 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 578 00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:12,755 No way! 579 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,423 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 580 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,343 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 581 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:18,677 but you can't get home. 582 00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:21,055 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 583 00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:22,890 Not without the Earth Crystal. 584 00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:26,268 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 585 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:27,061 Nuh-uh. 586 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,980 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 587 00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:32,107 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 588 00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:33,359 I got Frodo vibes. 589 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:35,194 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 590 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,236 Yes! 591 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,946 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 592 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,615 It's your only way home. 593 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,076 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 594 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:43,327 at the Woodland Mansion, 595 00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,621 but going there would get you all killed! 596 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,247 Well, so would staying here. 597 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,500 Fair enough. 598 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:50,751 Listen, I can get you home, 599 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,544 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 600 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:54,004 So, what are you gonna do with it? 601 00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,756 None of your concern! 602 00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:59,426 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 603 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:00,969 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 604 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:03,555 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 605 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,849 All right, Steve. 606 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,684 Under two conditions. 607 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:10,896 One, always address me, because I'm the leader. 608 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,940 Two, if you double-cross us... 609 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:18,153 <i>...I</i> will crack your <i>cabeza</i> with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 610 00:37:19,113 --> 00:37:21,031 This guy is such a tool bag. 611 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:22,282 I'm so sorry. 612 00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:25,035 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 613 00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:26,662 Hmm! 614 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,539 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 615 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,624 just got himself a deal. 616 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:33,752 Ooh. 617 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:37,589 Oh, my God. 618 00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:38,924 All right. 619 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,634 First w...