South Park: Joining the Panderverse

Yeah, hey, college! 383 00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,270 Here's my student loan bill. 384 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,200 That I'm still paying off! 385 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,720 Well, guess what, I'm not paying it! 386 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,540 - Yeah! - We don't owe you nothing! 387 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,410 Guess what, college?! 388 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:35,880 We don't owe you money, you owe us money! 389 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,180 Yeah! 390 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:40,300 Yeah, that's right! 391 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,120 You think you can just sit there and not even 392 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,790 respond to us, college? Okay! 393 00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:48,530 You aren't going to destroy any more lives! 394 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,260 All right, bring in the catapult. 395 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,900 Bring in the catapult! 396 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:52,960 Yeah! 397 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,330 Yeah, that's right! 398 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:02,890 - What's that? - That's the catapult. 399 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,780 Well, but it's still in the box. 400 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,280 Yeah, somebody's gotta put it together. 401 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,150 Well, how are we gonna... 402 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,550 Hang on, college! 403 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:12,850 How're we gonna break the college if 404 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:14,490 the catapult is still in the box? 405 00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:16,120 It's okay, we called the handyman. 406 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,370 He's gonna build it for us. 407 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,030 Hello, gentlemen, what seems to be the problem? 408 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,700 Oh! Oh! 409 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,500 You said you couldn't work today. 410 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,440 You're supposed to fix my oven door! 411 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,210 I've got a lot of jobs there, buddy. 412 00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,610 This one paid the most today. 413 00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,140 We all pooled together and offered him $20,000. 414 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,810 $20,000? 415 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,480 What the fuck are you guys doing?! 416 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,030 You're gonna make him totally impossible now! 417 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,690 All right, send Broflovski, Marsh and McKormick 418 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,870 into my office, please. 419 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,160 Aw, what the hell? 420 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,690 Sit down, boys. One of our students here 421 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,190 says you've been treating them unfairly. 422 00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:59,200 - Treating who unfairly? - We didn't do anything! 423 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,830 We're just minding our own business 424 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,650 and she keeps saying she's Eric Cartman! 425 00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,790 Okay. And what's wrong with that? 426 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,840 What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense. 427 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,440 Okay, I see. 428 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,110 There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be 429 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,410 and you don't like that. 430 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,510 It's not that we don't like it, it's... 431 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:17,820 don't you think that's weird? 432 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,620 I don't see a problem with it at all. 433 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,420 And if you boys don't think Eric can be a Black woman, 434 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,640 then maybe the problem is you. 435 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:25,790 What? 436 00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,060 You think it's perfectly normal 437 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,830 that Cartman is suddenly a Black woman? 438 00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:30,260 You probably don't like that Indiana Jones got replaced 439 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,900 by a female either, huh? 440 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,070 You probably have a problem with Black Spider-Man, too. 441 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,770 No! Miles Morales is sweet. 442 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,070 That's a whole constructed thing 443 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,670 with its own character and narrative! 444 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,770 This is just taking Cartman, same old Cartman, 445 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,680 and putting a Black woman in it. 446 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,810 Well, you know what I think about that, Kyle? 447 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,080 Hold on. Hold on. 448 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,180 That's what I think about that, Kyle! 449 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,520 Goddamn it, Cartman! 450 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,220 Dude, what the fuck is going on?! 451 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,950 I'll tell you what's going on. 452 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,820 You boys feel that your white culture is being threatened 453 00