South Park the Streaming Wars

living in a fucking hot dog. 363 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,182 We live here because I gave in to you and quit my job. 364 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,050 What do you want from me, Eric? 365 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,152 I want you 366 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,355 to get breast implants, Mom. (sniffles) 367 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,724 So-so that rich guys like you, 368 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:28,195 and we can go live in a sweet house. 369 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,729 Please, Mom, 370 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,133 I just want you to get fake tits. 371 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,069 Eric, even if I wanted to, 372 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,305 the fact is, we can't afford it. 373 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,873 A surgery like that is very expensive. 374 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,109 Like, how expensive? 375 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,211 At least $10,000. 376 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,247 $10,000? 377 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,881 Yes, Eric. 378 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,618 We can't afford it? 379 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,922 We can't afford it. 380 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,463 Chief. 381 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,698 -Chief, there's a big problem. -What is it? 382 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,002 We've got a code red emergency call on 911. 383 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,370 It's Karen. 384 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,173 Oh, not Karen again. Jesus Christ. 385 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,574 (phone beeps) 386 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,576 Yes, Karen, how can we help you this time? 387 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,845 Okay, first of all, I know what it means 388 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,314 when you call me Karen, so you can just knock it off. 389 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,850 Secondly, secondly, my neighbor's kid 390 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,285 is over here at my house. 391 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,520 There's a kid trespassing at your house? 392 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,589 No, my son invited him over 393 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,359 for lunch, and my wife is making him hot dogs and tater tots, 394 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,327 even though I said I don't want him here. 395 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,429 Well, then what harm is he doing, Karen? 396 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,465 His family farm is shady. 397 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,667 Did you know that they're doing a streaming service? 398 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,335 I demand that you investigate. 399 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,138 How did they manage to even show that their water 400 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,339 goes through to Denver? 401 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,441 Hello? Are you listening to me? 402 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,510 I want to talk to your manager. 403 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,546 I've already told you, Karen, I don't have a manager. 404 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,884 Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. 405 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,152 Can you believe that? 406 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,454 The cops aren't even gonna do anything. 407 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,090 Oh, well, at least you tried, Karen. 408 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,058 -(chair scrapes floor) -It just doesn't make sense. 409 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,061 How is that traitor able to prove his water 410 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,762 makes it down to Denver? 411 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,897 Well, um... 412 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,632 maybe he got some creative people 413 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,667 to put something on his stream. 414 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,770 Yeah, I'll bet you he did. 415 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,140 He's got to be paying some expert or something. 416 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,975 Oh, if I could find that guy, I'd pay him double. 417 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,347 Well, you know, at camp, they had us build these... 418 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,715 little boats, that, uh... 419 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,550 They're kind of tough to make, but... 420 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:34,454 I think that we could make you something. 421 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,757 And then we could float the boats downstream 422 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,826 from the farm with little Tegridy sails 423 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,929 on them to show people where the water's coming from. 424 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,964 Could you guys build me a test boat right away? 425 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,101 Oh, uh, yeah, we could probably build you something, yeah. 426 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,037 I can't wait to see the look on that traitor's face 427 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,874 when he sees that we're in the streaming business, too. 428 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,579 Last night, I had a dream that Ariana Grande 429 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,080 was trying to fuck her own ass with a gun, 430 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,683 but then she farted, and blood shot out her dick. 431 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,886 (laughs) Ariana Grande? That's hilarious. 432 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,126 STAN: Kyle. 433 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,761 Kenny. You guys, get over here. 434 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,429 Sit down, you guys.