Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar

496 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:21,897 This is a holy place. 497 00:25:21,981 --> 00:25:24,316 A place hidden away for centuries. 498 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,027 A place of purity. A wonderful of -- 499 00:25:27,111 --> 00:25:30,656 Hey! This is your water supply for your time here. 500 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:33,450 Alright, baby? Uh, wasn't aware. 501 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:36,870 Now he knows. 502 00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:39,540 What is music? Hmm? 503 00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:42,418 Think about it. What is that stuff? 504 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,628 Music is a telegraph, baby, 505 00:25:44,712 --> 00:25:46,672 it's an invisible cluster 506 00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:49,008 of fuckin' frequencies and vibrations, 507 00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,593 that when done right infects the listener's soul 508 00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:54,763 with fuckin' cool-ass emotion. 509 00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:57,141 It's the power to change a person's feelings, 510 00:25:57,224 --> 00:25:59,435 my beautiful little babies, their attitude, 511 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:02,062 perhaps even their whole life. 512 00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:03,856 And this is why you are here: 513 00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:08,152 to write the Song of Salvation. 514 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,278 Uh-oh. There's a fire right here. 515 00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:12,781 Get an extinguisher! 516 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:15,034 Nathan: Uh, this may be a dumb question at this point 517 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:18,078 but what is the Song of Salvation? 518 00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:19,830 - Nobody knows. - Hm. 519 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:22,082 Well, do we at least know the running time? 520 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,667 - Roughly? - Nobody knows. 521 00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:25,502 Does we at least knows what keys it ams ins? 522 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,879 Nobody knows. 523 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:28,797 What happens if we do it wrong? 524 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:31,759 That we do know. 525 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:35,637 The world will be bathed in blood 526 00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:37,765 and foul repugnance, 527 00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:41,977 and molten metal will rain from the skies. 528 00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:43,228 Babe. 529 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,607 The Earth will be a hell-scape. 530 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:49,318 Fuckers will be dying and shit. 531 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:52,446 All that is good will be dead. 532 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:54,239 The Metalocalypse! 533 00:26:54,323 --> 00:27:00,954 ♪♪ 534 00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:04,083 Fellas, the good news is that the Song 535 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,126 already lives inside of you. 536 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,878 The reason you cannot see it 537 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,964 Is because it is being blocked by your egos. 538 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:14,134 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 539 00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:17,638 I'm still stuck. How does a song save the world? 540 00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,598 Can you at least tell us that? 541 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,017 I can not because I don't know. 542 00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:23,644 Not helpful! 543 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,312 Uh, well, after you've written the Song 544 00:27:25,396 --> 00:27:27,106 you will rehearse and play from our studios 545 00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:31,693 broadcasting around the planet to millions of adoring fans. 546 00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:34,947 The fans. Nathan. 547 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:38,367 As the band lyricist, a lot of the weight will fall on you. 548 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,077 The weight of the world. 549 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,037 Whoa. That's a lot of weight. 550 00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:43,705 But you will never crumble 551 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:46,834 as long as you believe in yourself so: 552 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,503 do you, babe? 553 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,842 Here is your only writing challenge: 554 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:57,010 Choose a person in your life 555 00:27:57,094 --> 00:28:00,889 with whom you'd like to have a conversation. 556 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,641 That's all. If you can do that, 557 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,394 then the rest will come like a powerful waterfall. 558 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,020 Woo! 559 00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:08,689 Figure out who that person is. 560 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:10,315 'Kay, babe? 561 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:16,738 ♪♪ 562 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:18,407 Let's talk band roles. 563 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,075 A band is a family. 564 00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:23,787 There's a father, a mother, brothers, a sister. 565 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:25,747 So let's talk about what each of you 566 00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:27,207 are really are bringing to the table. 567 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:28,959 Pickles, what's your role? 568 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,502 Uh, to,