Wayne's World

Thanks. 544 00:29:26,315 --> 00:29:28,316 You have a very interesting look. 545 00:29:28,818 --> 00:29:29,943 Aha. 546 00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:32,612 Oh, I'm not trying to pick up on you. 547 00:29:32,864 --> 00:29:33,989 Good thing. 548 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,032 No, no, I'm producing a television show. 549 00:29:36,117 --> 00:29:38,034 It's in Chicago, very late night, 550 00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:39,745 but we're looking for a musical act. 551 00:29:39,829 --> 00:29:43,540 Here's my card. Is there a number where I can reach you at? 552 00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:46,293 We got fliers at the door. 553 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:53,341 Hello. 554 00:30:03,686 --> 00:30:07,189 Wayne? Hi, Wayne. Hi. 555 00:30:15,364 --> 00:30:17,991 Hi, you wanna go somewhere and talk? 556 00:30:18,075 --> 00:30:19,326 Sure. 557 00:30:28,711 --> 00:30:30,462 What's going on in there? 558 00:30:30,546 --> 00:30:31,671 Just a minute! 559 00:30:31,756 --> 00:30:34,090 We'd like to go to the bathroom, please... 560 00:30:34,175 --> 00:30:36,384 -Yeah. -...in this century. 561 00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:38,094 How long you been waiting? 562 00:30:38,179 --> 00:30:39,805 Like an hour now. 563 00:30:42,558 --> 00:30:44,017 Hi, Garth. 564 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,685 Hi. 565 00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,854 I'm looking for Wayne. I'm very concerned about him. 566 00:30:47,939 --> 00:30:50,398 He seems to be going through this difficult phase right now. 567 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:53,735 -You know what I think it is? -That you're mental? 568 00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,862 You know him best. What do you think I should do? 569 00:30:55,947 --> 00:30:58,073 Just get over it. Go out with somebody else. 570 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,200 "Get over it. Go out with somebody else." 571 00:31:00,284 --> 00:31:02,369 Yeah, thanks. Okay, great. 572 00:31:03,913 --> 00:31:05,038 Hi. 573 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:09,084 So, who's this guy, Benjamin? 574 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,170 Only one of the most important producers in television. 575 00:31:12,255 --> 00:31:13,547 He's way ahead of his time. 576 00:31:13,631 --> 00:31:16,633 We've signed with him. He's based in Chicago. 577 00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:18,927 He gave me his business card. He's interested in the band. 578 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:22,013 Of course. I love your band. You guys wail. 579 00:31:22,265 --> 00:31:24,015 -Thanks. -You guys kick ass. 580 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,350 You're double live gonzo, 581 00:31:25,434 --> 00:31:27,853 intensity in ten cities, live at Budokan. 582 00:31:27,979 --> 00:31:30,897 You know, if you guys got a break, you could really make it. 583 00:31:30,982 --> 00:31:34,943 Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped. 584 00:31:35,111 --> 00:31:36,528 Interesting. 585 00:31:37,154 --> 00:31:38,864 Where did you learn English? 586 00:31:38,948 --> 00:31:40,115 College, 587 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:42,450 and the Police Academy movies. 588 00:31:42,785 --> 00:31:43,785 Ah. 589 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:47,789 Cassandra, 590 00:31:50,251 --> 00:31:52,961 I've got something I wanna say to you. 591 00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,344 Campbell, that's amazing. 592 00:32:01,429 --> 00:32:04,681 You learned how to say I look pretty, in Cantonese. 593 00:32:18,571 --> 00:32:19,863 Hi, Wayne. 594 00:32:20,531 --> 00:32:21,781 Hello, Stacy. 595 00:32:21,949 --> 00:32:23,533 Sit right here. 596 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,223 You make me laugh. 597 00:33:29,016 --> 00:33:30,600 Can I call you? 598 00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:32,143 Anytime. 599 00:33:36,899 --> 00:33:38,066 Look out! 600 00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:49,077 Oops. 601 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:27,282 Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man's gone before, 602 00:34:28,868 --> 00:34:31,286 but I'll probably stay in Aurora. 603 00:34:32,455 --> 00:34:35,248 -What are you thinking about? -Cassandra. 604 00:34:35,624 --> 00:34:37,042 She's a fox. 605 00:34:37,418 --> 00:34:39,711 In France, she would be called La Renarde, 606 00:34:39,795 --> 00:34:42,881 and she would be hunted, with only her cunning to protect her. 607 00:34:42,965 --> 00:34:44,090 She's a babe. 608 00:34:44,175 --> 00:34:45,800 She's a robo-babe. 609 00:34:46,010 --> 00:34:48,636 In Latin, she would be called babia majora. 610 00:34:48,846 --> 00:34:52,307 If she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln. 611 00:34:59,315 --> 00:35:01,524 Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive 612 00:35:01,609 --> 00:35:04,819 when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny? 613 00:35:05,613 --> 00:35:06,654 No. 614 00:35:13,496 --> 00:35:14,496 No. 615 00:35:14,663 --> 00:35:17,123 Neither did I. I was just asking. 616 00:35:19,335 --> 00:35:21,503 Okay, okay, keep looking up! 617 00:35:21,712 --> 00:35:22,837 Okay. 61