The Great Escaper

00:30:35,492 --> 00:30:36,408 Yeah, go ahead, Vicky. 372 00:30:36,492 --> 00:30:39,325 <i>He's okay, he's safe.</i> 373 00:30:39,909 --> 00:30:43,076 <i>The station's just been on, he's in France.</i> 374 00:30:43,158 --> 00:30:44,533 What? 375 00:30:44,617 --> 00:30:45,617 He's in France. 376 00:30:48,117 --> 00:30:49,992 He's a D-Day veteran, apparently. 377 00:30:50,076 --> 00:30:53,200 Couldn't get himself on the trip, so he just legged it over there on his own. 378 00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:54,951 Except he never bothered telling anyone. 379 00:30:55,034 --> 00:30:56,283 Good lad. 380 00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:57,867 Life in the old dog yet, eh? 381 00:30:58,784 --> 00:31:01,450 Oh, Sarge wants me to tweet a stand down. What shall I put? 382 00:31:01,534 --> 00:31:03,117 Well, that. He's a war hero, 383 00:31:03,242 --> 00:31:04,659 wanted to do the right thing, only he couldn't, 384 00:31:04,742 --> 00:31:07,867 so he did a runner instead from his old folks' home. 385 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,742 Hashtag, "The Great Escaper." 386 00:31:37,534 --> 00:31:39,076 That's me done. 387 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:48,158 There's an organized trip going off from here 388 00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:53,034 to a, uh, museum or some exhibition, if you fancy that. 389 00:31:54,076 --> 00:31:56,492 No, I'm taking a walk on the beach. 390 00:31:56,575 --> 00:31:57,867 -Oh. -Yeah. 391 00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:00,784 -To Sword, right? -Yeah. 392 00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:02,700 I'll let you know. 393 00:32:02,784 --> 00:32:05,408 Great. See you later, then. 394 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:06,909 I'll see you then. 395 00:32:08,784 --> 00:32:10,534 <i>Bonjour.</i> 396 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:23,617 Cheers. 397 00:34:22,574 --> 00:34:25,575 Hey, mate, we can't land in this, can we? 398 00:34:25,658 --> 00:34:28,575 What the bloody hell are you asking me for, huh? 399 00:34:28,659 --> 00:34:31,324 Well, 'cause you've been here before, ain't ya? 400 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,867 Move it! Move, move! 401 00:34:33,951 --> 00:34:35,076 You know, with the first lot. 402 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,701 How's it gone? 403 00:34:45,242 --> 00:34:46,242 Piece of piss. 404 00:34:47,158 --> 00:34:49,617 -We went off like clockwork. -Yeah. 405 00:34:49,701 --> 00:34:52,534 -Incoming! -They do plan these things, you know? 406 00:34:53,118 --> 00:34:54,701 Move, move! 407 00:34:55,909 --> 00:34:56,742 Move it! 408 00:35:06,325 --> 00:35:07,993 <i>Monsieur.</i> 409 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,617 -Oh. <i>-Monsieur?</i> 410 00:35:11,701 --> 00:35:14,200 Uh? What? 411 00:35:14,284 --> 00:35:17,325 <i>Merci, Monsieur. Merci.</i> 412 00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:20,076 All right. <i>Merci.</i> 413 00:35:22,617 --> 00:35:24,867 Bernie! Bernie! 414 00:35:24,951 --> 00:35:26,409 Over here! 415 00:35:29,076 --> 00:35:30,034 Come on in. 416 00:35:35,909 --> 00:35:38,158 <i>-Ça va bien, Monsieur? -Merci.</i> 417 00:35:40,076 --> 00:35:41,409 So how did you get on? Okay? 418 00:35:42,284 --> 00:35:43,118 Fine. 419 00:35:45,993 --> 00:35:47,534 Of course. 420 00:35:47,617 --> 00:35:49,450 Well, you're here now. 421 00:35:50,576 --> 00:35:51,784 Have a drink. 422 00:35:52,742 --> 00:35:55,659 Oh, uh... our American friend, 423 00:35:56,325 --> 00:35:58,701 Marshall... rather fitting, 424 00:35:58,784 --> 00:36:03,951 has kindly offered to provide the whole table with wine for the entire evening. 425 00:36:04,617 --> 00:36:05,867 I'm very tired. 426 00:36:05,951 --> 00:36:08,701 Well, stay. It'll do you good, old man. 427 00:36:08,784 --> 00:36:12,076 Gentlemen, this is my friend Bernie. 428 00:36:12,158 --> 00:36:14,784 Royal Navy. 429 00:36:17,951 --> 00:36:21,742 The world is always more palatable when seen through a glass, Bernie. 430 00:36:21,826 --> 00:36:22,659 Mmm. 431 00:36:26,158 --> 00:36:31,118 The point is that in the end everything turned out for the best. 432 00:36:31,242 --> 00:36:34,367 Oh, yeah. Once someone's tracked Bernie down in France 433 00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:35,868 and made sure he's all right. 434 00:36:35,951 --> 00:36:40,076 Bernie is a very resourceful man. 435 00:36:40,534 --> 00:36:43,659 Oh, and by the way, Adele, that fish was lovely. 436 00:36:44,325 --> 00:36:47,034 Bernie will be very upset not to have had it. 437 00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:53,701 Mind you, I can just picture him now tucking into a plate full of snails. 438 00:36:53,784 --> 00:36:55,034 Eh, Judith? 439 00:36:58,826 --> 00:37:00,617 Ooh... 440 00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:02,993 -What a wind up, you are. -Oh, come on. 441 00:37:03,076 --> 00:37:05,492 She's much too serious. She needs to relax, 442 00:37:05,576 --> 00:37:08,118 otherwise she'll make herself poorly. 443 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,826 Let's get you changed. I've got your bed ready. 444 00: